GravityJunky

Owh, My Gawd, Like hel-lo, Guess whose new Paris Hilton, signature series Skydiving Kit arrived today, I am Total sic'd, But I like don't understand why it came with a Gallon of Heavy duty blood stain remover, Aduh! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Me Too! That's why I looked, Damn it foiled again! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

SURE YOUR NOT A CELINE DION FAN! And I'm the Queen of England- The Check is in the mail- I Won't cum in your mouth- And there really was weapons on mass destruction in Iraq- It's Okay, you can come out of the closet now! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Aha! Cheating on me Already, hey Baby? You had better not have used OUR 'special cat-0-nineTails', or OUR "secret Spot" you shameless hussy you! I'll be in the speakers corner crying my eyes out, or at my mother's, so you know where to find me when you are ready to apologize, young lady! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

You wore a helmet everyday and rode "the little bus" to school, didn't you?? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ah Ah Ah Now, good ole Ronnie "The Retard" Regan, WAS NOT a hasbeen actor! He's a NEVER-WAS actor turned 2nd life in public office DISserving the US citizens! Everybody knows, the Monkey had to "carry him" through those Flicks, Too! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

So that's how you get to be 'Naughty & Nice' at the same time *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Posting items like this in a Dropzone Forum, is dangerous, to your fellow skydivers health & Wrong! Shame on you! We might remember the article the next time we jump, and be tempted to NOT pull the cord! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

-------------- Ha what makes ya mistakenly believe we haven't accomplished that, Without that kinda, cash? Who needs that kinda $$ to pull that off, when they are already fortunate enough to be, well ME frankly! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Do you know his wife? No but I do ! Sshhhh! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Is it just me, or can the rest of you A-holes here the voices in my head, telling me take this knife and... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I'd enter but, not fair when judges can't stop laughing after veiwing everyone's entries to get a fair analysis of mine!! And my "six Pack" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

ROFLMAO ! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh there's a Fuckin Surprise Stitch! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Talk to my Financial Advisors, invest in numerous genres, Including my own Dropzone !! Steal the woman of my dreams away from the lucky bastard that has her heart at this moment! Buy her the most beatiful engagement ring I can dream up. The home of her Dreams...Spoil her rotten!! Skydive ALOT more! {cept when I'm home with her makin' beautiful Future Jump Junkies }Throw a party for all the DZ.com staff who are run ragged keeping us inline everyday, Change their status to $$$ Moderators. Keepin' gravityjunky from transforming from>>>>!! Ha! They deserve a bonus just for keeping up with me, stitch etc. Party for all my friends in The Zone... and whatever else comes to mind at the moment *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Swedishcelt !! Many More of them & Blue Skies always!!

Thank-you! With just :50 seconds left, we scored and won the game 2-1! I've never seen my son smile so much, I swear he's probably smiling in his sleep! Now, it's onto the Regional play-offs next week. Yes, I really am a soccer mom. Not to mention a dozen other, really Cool titles you could list on your resume with pride! Go Skymama & Family! Very Cool ! only thing sweeter then a Victory itself, is a high tension, last minute "play of the Month" Victory. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Absolutely nothing shameless about having your priorities in order, and having pride in your beautiful, newborn, baby! Thanks for sharing the picture of the adorable little one! Blue Skies to the whole family! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I ran naked with a jar of honey, because your dad came home early to surprise your mom with flowers & a night out on the town! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

This is the last time I buy; a cheap combination road-side assistance/prescription Rx insurance policy, sponsored by Viagra! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Make sure that, you have the "Right One", and when you do, take good care of her, spoil her rotten, and make certain you are "naughty" enough to give her good reason to find it necesssary to "Spank You" everyday! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

If the two of you have enough free time on your hands to do all that math... you have obviously already, been downsized in the sex dept., why get married it if you're already acting like you are married? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Whadda mean it looks just like a penis only smaller *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

"A Feeling Like That" I stepped out into the blue, felt the wind hit my face, Before my chute opened, I felt my Heart race, I was falling, Oh but that's just falling. Off the coast of Australia I dove way down deep, For all that, I saw; that Great Barrier Reef, It was nothing, compared to you... it was nothing I got lightning in my veins, and thunder in my chest. All tangled up with you and trying to catch my breath. I've been chasing that sensation halfway 'round the world. And lookin' back on what we had; Well, I've done it all, I've seen it all, but I can't seem to find... a feeling like that. I wound up in some small town in Spain, running with the bulls, Trying to catch another thrill, with a thousand other fools. We were running, oh but that's just running. When I started pushing 30, it started pushing back. Well how was I to know, 'till now, that you'd be such a hard act, to follow...Now nothing seems to feel like that. I had lightning in my veins, and thunder in my chest. All tangled up with you and trying to catch my breath. I've been chasing that sensation halfway 'round the world. And lookin' back on what we had; Well, I've done it all, I've seen it all, but I can't seem to find... a feeling like that. It's like flying down some back road at midnight, with your eyes closed & the headlights off. Girl I've been searching everywhere, but I can't find that feeling anywhere. You're all I want now, All I want... Is that Lightning in my veins & Thunder in my chest. All tangled up with you, and trying to catch my breath. I've been chasing that sensation, halfway 'round the world... And looking back, on what We had; Well I've done it all and seen it all, but I can't find; A feeling like that. That's right, I've done it all and seen it all, but I know I'll never find another... A feeling like that. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}