GravityJunky

You INSIST on breking the rules - don't you! Fixed - YET AGAIN!!! Some people - you can't teach - no matter how hard you try. Old Dog new tricks, Turtle, my bad won't happen again, thanks for picking up my slack bro! "Her Hotness" should spank me for doing it a second time, don't you think? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

That'll be ten grand... Retainer!... With a 5 grand bonus if you pull it off boss!!! You da Man! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

----- GravityJunky DOES want you to spank him too!!! Didn't realize it was an open invitation Mama, Bring it on!!!! Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

If he gives you a gratuitous "reach around" while he's banging you doggie style, then he's probably gay! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

----------- Poor things they all must have crossed ill-fated paths with you somewhere along the line, to end up like that! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

And Skymama grabs the reigns, retakes control, pulls back for a "keep em in check round house, bitch slap" let's it loose, and BAM there it is a TKO! And the crowd goes wild! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

If you were, then the only men interested in mutual spanking session with you would be priests *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

in reply to: Can't be me since i'm not a boy ---------- Uuugghhh ??? That's already obvious! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

SKYMAMA replied: Believe me, when I spank you in pm's, you're not going to like it. Funks replied: Aint that the fucking truth. It's like being gangbanged by the entire front line of the chicago bears all at the same time. You can't sit for weeks! --------- Me Reply: COOOLLLLL ! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

True, but in that case I'll just have to have Lawrocket file for a stay of exacution on my behalf to stall the punishment just long enough... till skymama's back on duty Then... I PLEAD GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GIMME THE MAXIMUM sentence!! I INSIST *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

There oughtta be a law against Jobbing on the Drink! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

This months Psychology Today Issue, has an article, showing statistics and stories that this sort of thrill/risky, fear inducing Fight or Flight scenario can be / often is Actually "Healthier for Most personality types, Cognitively, emotionally etc. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

LMAO *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yes and when it's skymama that's my FAVORITE part, makes being banned/Spanked Completely worth while! Talk Dirty to Me!

When work interferes with drinking? I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

--------- Touchez' Good One, that would be fucking hysterical! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Recieving spanking GOOD, when from Beautiful, Sexy Woman, when she pops up, I shall be forced to constantly "Rat myself out" to insure recieving GOOD Spanking, If she likes,I can demonstrate just how it should be done each time, on her Schweet Bottom first! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Of course you are correct about the negative PR for us divers. But I'd believe it, in fact I know of a Fellow-ette diver who was seriously injured, in a skydive, and the more I learned, of her personal relationship at the time and over the course of the last few years, the more I suspect the scumbag in question, who's now out of the picture, tampered with her rig! Just never had the heart to bring it up to her! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Similar to grade school gag of attaching "kick me" sign to back/shirt... You get a flourescent coloured Tag/Label and print on it from PC, Warning ! Defective Rig DO NOT UTILIZE ! TO BE RETURNED TO MANUFACTURER AFTER REMOVAL OF BLOOD STAINS! Then sneak it on the rig when in the air, and suddenly "Find it" in shock as you are about to "De-Plane"! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ewwhh NOT GOOD, for your Wallet! But when you find/are in love with the perfect woman, who cares! As far as I'm concerned It's all her money to spend as she pleases, I'm merely saving, investing and holding on to it for her, til she get's here! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Not sure I could choose just one favorite... me impulsive me want all, and me want them Now! But if i must, there are several, with lines I've been using for years, had no idea about the shirts at this site. Especially the I'm ADHD, what's your excuse, very close to one of my own, taglines! GravityJunky

SHHHHH Anyone who can verify if I was or was not banned is a greenie and I dont see any *cough* ------------- Sorry ADHD thing " my Bad" Hey LisaM I fixted it all by me onsie, savvy? there is that more betterer for ya? Love you skymama *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

you might like this site... http://www.cafepress.com/buy/ADHD/-/cfpt2_/cfpt_361:fHBa__DB_________bSH_P___e/source_searchBox/copt_ ------- Very cool, Thanks, there goes my whole tax return check that is so me! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Cool, don't forget to have the rapid refund check, directly deposited to MY account! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The state of confusion, delerium and brainwashed! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}