GravityJunky

"Now if I only could teach it to do dishes and windows, I'd file for divorce..." *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

OH SHIT !!! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

ha ha is this the new politically correct way, of saying "gets his ass spanked by the mediators and banned from the forum! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

After an unfortunate encounter with the engine of the plane they were skydiving from, Ying and Yang... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Touchez' CSpenceFLY Touchez' *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

"What are all those cameras doing here ?Okay, Jackass, Are you SURE, the invitation said, "M & M Themed" ORGY Party, or is this your way of getting even with/me for that time I slept with your sister & your wife..." *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

No I don't have a "Stick shift and Ball bearings" to make me run faster, Haul more weight... But I DO have one of these, It's an "automatic", and 20 yrs from now with one of these I can "automatically" have as many of those as I want! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Captioned: Well the brochure DID say, fun for ALL ages, we should countersue for false advertisment, Mama hand me my purse, let's head for dinner & Brewskies @ "Hooters" at least they always appreciate our patronage! Ungrateful Rodent Groupies! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh Shit, you guys aren't wearin' yours?... did I forget to warn you, before we loaded the plane, I get Real bad nervous Flatulance, especially when I Dive in formation! High Sphinxter factor Involved in this sport, doncha kno..oh, shit and I had chili & beer for Breakfast too! Sorry my bad! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I'm his pimp, you gotta pay me to kiss stitchy. I KNEW, Stitch you whore you!!!! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ted Kennedy won the drinking contest. Isn't that ALWAYS the case?? Ted's the undefeated world champ... Go Ted! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I'm feeling to good to give a shit right now. I'm about to head out the door to the DZ for a little weekend jumping. Schweeet! Go for it, BTW, love that sig line! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yea, well I saw him yesterday and he said you might deny it but he still thinks of you "fondly" Although stitch was his favorite! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

hahaha.......what do you do?......hahaha have fun with it!!! Ask me if I give a Just Funnin' with ya kid! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Are they on Bush's or Big Blue's payroll? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Blowing bubbles in your Past? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Except in british columbia where a LIIT has 1.0 ounce of booze in it -- I shit you not! Criminal's that's just wrong needs @ least 5-6oz *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I never said I knew how to put it together. But if you look at each word you will see what I was trying to say ??????????? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

It's five oclock somewhere! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

That'll do it! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

At this rate by noon Sunday! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I receive a constant endless supply of oral sex... Everywhere I go someone's telling me; Fuck You! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Don't let it get COLD! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}