GravityJunky

Oh you dirty stayout! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Any drink that gets me drunk/Buzzed enough for beautiful women to take advantage of me, I'm so ashamed! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

PS : Hell I'll bring The BEER, just take advantage of me! Double Heartache, tried & failed to get skymama to "Spank me" within the last 24hrs. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Very Cool, Congrats ! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

What, Where my beer to cry in and shoulder to lean on? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

No more the last time I had phone sex with the one I loved & trusted, I ended up with an incurable ear infection, that cheating Bitch! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The REAL GOOD NEWS, for the ladies out there anyway is... I am Single, and currently quite vunerable, and you could very easily take advantage of me in unspeakable ways, as my heart was broken today by a line in a PM message I read, from an unbelievably beautiful and interesting, young woman, that happens to be a DZ member here...(You know who you are SS) She's not available {that Lucky Bastard }and I had my heart set on marrying her, and spending the rest of my life in heaven! So now I may as well give up all hope of true happiness & become the cheap used piece of meat, that I'm destined to be! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

That'd be too tame. I think GravityJunkie is more into chains and whips. "Sticks & Stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me... Adding whipped cream into the scheme, would that much mor Delite me!" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Damn, you are bad. I don't even have one of those! I can buy you one Your Hotness *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oohhh me likey the way you think! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

According to who? Cite? Source please. Assoc.Press releases in FL, GA, & NY papers repeatedly, going back to Fathr's day weekend & then some "AP" releases If ya can't find them, in a paper near you: I'll be more then happy to mail you copies! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Allow me to clearify What I acually said : "The more I SUSPECT..." What you evidently chose to hear "The more I KNOW..." Do you understand the difference between "Suspect" gut & Know= can prove Or shall I mail you a dictionary (Picture Dictionary also available in case you are completely brain dead as well as over opinionated )Rocket scientist ? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Naw not ALL of them, you been there too? Did you get em all before they caught on! You Dawg You! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Started young hey??? Me too! I got thrown outta the Maternity Ward, for trying to insist all the nurses breast feed me! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

and like I'm sure many others did, I got the "Is this your first time skydiving? Me too..." from my tandem instructor. ---------------- That's a fucking great one, especially delivered with a poker face! Gotta remember that one! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Kinky, Schweeet! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Aawh, come on Mama spank me! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Thank God ! Thank the Senate ! Haven't we had enough of his incompetent Bullshit and lies already? IMPEACH him while we're at it. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

She embarrasses them by actually doing what she promises, her contituents she will do, the Clintons are great on both international affairs and domestic ones. Their "Lowest" approval ratings are embarassingly much higher then Bush's "Highest" let alone his most recent. Therefore it is easier to Sling mud at them and draw attention/focus away from them, while they fuck up repeatedly, then to improve ones own image by actually doing the right thing. Besides MANY republicans, particularly those in office, of recent months are so embarrassed by the Bush Clinton comparison. They, have been Raving about Her and her preformance, intellect, and capabilities, etc. and are consistently admitting she is so qualified for the Presidency they doubt very much then can find a candidate to beat her, anywhere! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Humph!

OPTIMIST: I am positively certain, everything that can go wrong will. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Other : I would blow my fucking brains out, before I voted for that shit! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

You'll never be that lucky. Ah, but it's good to have a dream! I have two Being Spanked by Skyshrink !! Being spanked by Skymama. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Surprise Me Love !! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

----------- Obsa-Flaggin'-Lutely Turtle Her hotness should spank you for that! If she needs some practice first I Volunteer! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}