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  1. He's a local guy in San Diego, so most people don't know the song, but Gregory Page has this album "The Romantic Adventures of Harry" has the HOTTEST song ever. Slow, sexy, I get into it every time I hear it... of course, it is about murdering a prostitute and watching her blood drip down his knife... but what the hell... Last Night's Lover Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  2. WAY too many people have posted good wishes for you, they OBVIOUSLY don't know you very well. But the real question is, did you plant the post about the Birthday Blow Job with the hopes that someone out there would see that and then see the post about it being your birthday? Ladies, any takers? Just 5 more years... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  3. AggieDave, if you like white boy jokes, here's a pretty good one. Come to think of it, maybe Weird Al's just an Aggie... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  4. Yeah, ass kicking is better anyway, then they have to wake up the next morning feeling it! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  5. SWEET! I have an ex-husband who could use a good ass-kicking. How long would it take you to get to Houston? Are you licensed to carry a gun? If not, I'm sure we could find one for you... Oh damn, I must be close to the time myself - a good democrat like me talking about guns. Damn, I've been in Texas too long - it's worse than being converted to being a lesbian (which of course my husband is convinced happened when I asked for the divorce), I've been converted to being a Republican - Help! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  6. Interesting thread... I have no desire to find out what guinea pig tastes like, but have any of you actually eaten at the infamous White Castle? I think they make their burgers from guinea pig. I'd rather chow down anything I've seen at a night market in Asia before I ever suffer through one of those things again. Blick. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  7. 21. If a man has to go through life without beer, there's always liquor or other non-governmentally approved substances depending on your kink. If you don't mind going through life without what I have, you are either gay or dead. 20 points me ! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  8. Hey William, I just went down to Skydive Houston myself this week for the first time. They had a great bbq on Saturday that was yummy fun and I felt pretty lucky to have such a cool way to get to know the gang down there. They talked about trying to make it a monthly thing, just sign up for the newsletter on the website - you'll get a weekly e-mail and get the scoop on what's coming. Introduce yourself next time you come out - most of the gang don't seem to bite, but then, I haven't asked them to yet Jean Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  9. I'm with the gang, if you can afford a video and they offer it - go for it! I play mine over and over and over and... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLFRIEND! Sorry I missed it, I guess this just means we'll have to plan a cool, veggie dinner once I am in town! So, are you officially an old lady now? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  11. Hi Ken, Join the club! I am new to jumping and Byron too - and that shirt that says "Byron Love" is on the spot - I can't think of a better group of people to learn from and spend my time with. Best of luck on your license - see you down there sometime soon! Jean Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  12. Oh Dear God, Bologna as a health food, I may have to become Vegan... pass the 'shrooms Stitch! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  13. As far as something I do very regularly, I race my Miata like a bat out of hell and I've even come in first place at some Sports Car Club of America (SCCA) events- of course, that was when I thought driving fast was a rush - now that I've jumped out of a plane - well, I think my money is going to be spent there from now on... I’d like to try more of the others now that I am single, have more free time, and no one to say I can’t – Rock Climbing and Snow Boarding, here I come! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  14. Here's to you LeRoy! Now go have a shot for each year and you won't even remember that you aren't at home Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  15. You boys are so bad, no wonder I enjoy this forum so much... I enjoy the papaya cream at Fogo De Chao - of course, by the time I get to dessert there I am already about to explode, but I can't seem to pass up that cool, smooth, light end to the decadence. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  16. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Connecticut, and bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning . He said that it took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He said he did not see any results the first day, the second day things were a little better, but by the 3rd day the house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from New Jersey. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and she was to have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything. By the 3rd day, the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and phone a landscaper. Dont' you love those Jersey Girls???????? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  17. http://www.myspace.com/miatamaiden That's me... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  18. She was just transfixed by the continuous motion machine Steve has hooked up to his knee. It's hypnotic And by the way, you know Steve sounds so macho needing surgery after a trip to Basejump. Too bad he really just hurt it climbing down the hill - next time I think he'll jump no matter what the instructors say! Jean Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  19. Sarah, It was so great to see you pass level 5 last week. You really are an inspiration for a newbie like me! I can't wait to see you again (this weekend I hope!) and maybe some day soon we will both be good enough to do a jump together! You Go Girl! Jean Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  20. Kitchen table - gives you something to grab onto and it opens up some interesting options that aren't as convenient on a floor - uh, or so I've heard... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  21. You mean, a penis has to be small in order for me to laugh at it... Ohhhh... No wonder I don't get a lot of second dates. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  22. I’m glad the poll has the “odd moment of feeling terrified”, that is the perfect description for me. I was absolutely excited the entire time I was getting ready to go, walking out to the plane and climbing up to 14K for that first tandem. We got to the door and I was still thinking, wow, this is SO COOL. Then we stepped out and I realized there was nothing beneath my feet. Nothing to grab on to. Just nothing. HOLY CRAP! I screamed like no tomorrow. Then it took just a second for me to register that I could either choose to be afraid, or I could choose to enjoy what would either be the last few moments of my life or a whole new future. I chose to take a look around and see the world from a perspective most people don’t ever experience. And as we drew closer, I wanted to do more and more. By the time SBS pulled the chute, I thought nothing could ever be better than that experience and even if it was the last thing I ever did – it would be worth it. So then we slowly made our way down under canopy and I continued to enjoy having wings. Now, I have to admit that since I am on my AFF Level 5, I am getting a bit more nervous a bit sooner. I am responsible now for making sure I don’t die – not someone who actually knows what they are doing. Fortunately, between Gareth, Roy, Q and Clay, I think I have had some of the best instructors in the sport, so my confidence in myself is strong enough to keep me going. And every time I step off that plane it gets a bit easier. And every time I am more under my own power, it gets that much more invigorating. Jean Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  23. Congrats on passing AFF1! That's awesome! I'm glad you got to actually do it - and even more glad you didn't have to do it in turbulence! I don't think I want the challenge of bad weather when I'm still trying to figure out what to do with blue skies! So, is next week level 2?! Jean Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  24. Yeah, I blame the winds. Of course, the fact that the two jumps I got in this weekend - I actually stood up the first one (Yeah for me!) and then crashed down on the second - I'm not sure I can blame anything but user error. Oh well, it just means I need to jump more. A lot more. Often. And with great vigor! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!