johnski

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  • Main Canopy Size
    135
  • Reserve Canopy Size
    135
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    Cypres 2

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  • Home DZ
    All of OZ
  • License
    E
  • Licensing Organization
    APF
  • Number of Jumps
    750
  • Years in Sport
    11
  • First Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • First Choice Discipline Jump Total
    700
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Wing Suit Flying
  1. What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking you've gone all the way through!!
  2. If ya don't shag em on the 1st, there is no 2nd To easy
  3. I would hold off on the purchase of gear for a month cause by then we should be = or above the $US not so much as our $ going up its the $US in freefall Ahhh!! George bush ya gotta love him for something
  4. johnski

    To Perris

    If a moderator want to move this please go ahead
  5. johnski

    To Perris

    G Day I am going to be at LAX on friday 25 April to go to the Perris bigway camp in May and am wondering what is the best way to get to the DZ without hiring a car. Last time I was in LA public transport was on the crappy side of bad, so any help would be great. John
  6. The proper way to kiss is the "Aussie Kiss" Whats that I here ya say? Its like a french kiss but "down under"
  7. Her in OZ with the right paper work done with the APF/CASA we punch cloud Good for those with a fear of hight cause fluffy clouds are soft... but the wet ones suck big time!!
  8. Just what I have heard and read in the financial world The main pointer is George has fucked the US economy and ours is still strong and will stay that way cause china is booming and they need the stuff we dig out of our ground, India will be next (just cause they will lose the cricket wont mean they wont buy our minerals Ha Ha) The sub prime has not had the full effect on the us yet and 5/6 weeks ago we were up to .93 cents when the sub prime thing started But hey it all could change when we wake up tomorrow
  9. For us here in OZ I would not buy gear untill the middel of next year, all the pointers are for the aussie doller to get equal with the US$ and even go to 10/15 cents above the US$ so on that I would suggest that any aussies out their wait at least 6 months. Of course all the $ gurus could be wrong and the US$ could go up shit loads....... Nar not as long as george is around!!
  10. This one is going back a bit Lower Light boogie 1997 God that makes me old!!!
  11. If you ever pack my canopy "DONT CUM ON IT"!!!!!!!!!!
  12. About 3 minutes ya gotta know there likes and stuff before ya go for it get the rules of contact organized first other wise ya might do the wrong thing and get chucked out Yes this is in swingers parties
  13. RARE Rip its horns off, whip its ass and eat it mmmmm
  14. Bush, Blair, and little jonny howard should all be put up on war crimes after they fix there fuck up!!
  15. Do ya have a web site for the small school that they are running? We are coming into the ski season here in OZ and "if" we get any snow my rig is coming with me to play. I would like to know their thoughts on winng loading etc.