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  1. wlie

    WTF is this?

    Dude!!! That'd be the ultimate T-2 costume add-on for Halloween. Or!!! You could skip the leather jacket and just wear a shirt and suspenders, and go as Jaws from Moonracker My other ride is the relative wind.
  2. Snopes says it's false My other ride is the relative wind.
  3. wlie

    Jello?

    Vodka makes Jello taste gooder
  4. I broke mine when I was still in high school. Did that by momentarily being a bug on a bus' windshield. How? Jumping over the street on my BMX as the bus came around the corner So what's my Femur Club number?
  5. wlie

    Monday Funny

    Ehh zinc, tin what's the difference? Just a few electrons right? Who's counting? My other ride is the relative wind.
  6. wlie

    Monday Funny

    If I recall correctly, pewter is an alloy made mostly of tin and silver. Somebody's been cutting corners I see My other ride is the relative wind.
  7. Last one leaving, please turn off the lights. Welcome to the U.S.A. My other ride is the relative wind.
  8. So you got a nun tattoo? My other ride is the relative wind.
  9. wlie

    Friday Funnies

    Well I'm glad you liked that Seb My other ride is the relative wind.
  10. Cl!!! I'll be making my way there first thing tomorrow. Hope to see you.
  11. wlie

    Friday Funnies

    What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste My other ride is the relative wind.
  12. Whatever you do, just don't shoot yourself like this lad My other ride is the relative wind.
  13. Shark Repellent: Any corporate activity that is undertaken to discourage a hostile takeover, such as a golden parachute, scorched earth policy or poison pill. Hmmm. Whoever invents the real deal stands to be one rich MoFo. My other ride is the relative wind.
  14. Sounds like you need a PU**Y now Only kiddin' man. Just jokin' around
  15. More info on catching Mars here
  16. Isn't this a Lexus? My other ride is the relative wind.
  17. wlie

    Motivate me!!!

    "Something" There. Hope you're motivated now
  18. As in Fixin' Or Repairin' Monthly. Started out with a nasty vacumm leak. Then the horn went out. After that, the driver side door only opens from the outside. So I finally got the cracked intake regulator valve replaced. Right after that the idle's reving high - probably the bypass valve or the idle speed control thingy. And yesterday, one of them cooling hoses started bleeding radiator fluid like a wounded Predator alien. Oh... And the A/C is only good for bringing down the engine temp I don't think Ms. Cleo sees a brand new Infinity in my cards My other ride is the relative wind.
  19. Using WindBlows makes me turn blue My other ride is the relative wind.
  20. wlie

    Child safety seats

    Now if only a mock steering wheel came as an option. My other ride is the relative wind.
  21. Ain't no job better than one that pys ya to post whore My other ride is the relative wind.
  22. wlie

    Child safety seats

    Yeah!!! Now we're talkin' My other ride is the relative wind.
  23. wlie

    Child safety seats

    I'm getting this for my kid My other ride is the relative wind.
  24. Sinclair? As in Timex Sinclair? As in "Takes a Likin', Keeps on Tickin'" Timex? My other ride is the relative wind.