SkyGuyIIx

....and.....if you could have your pick of any vehicle for free....what would you choose? I'll start us off.... '04 Toyota Tundra and I would choose a 2006 BMW 760Li

Damn!....I bet these guys could land a wingsuit! ....speaking of which....I do believe someone in the near future will land one and survive! .....wait....I guess the only way that could happen is with a total..... .....okay....maybe I should scratch the word "near"....

....for the right paycheck....sure!

BRAVO! What can I say....I laughed....I cried....It was better than CATS! ....some art I hate....some I love....this masterpiece just makes me wanna put a shoebox on my lap and put on a puppetshow!! (Applause)

The worst/dumbest/idioticly pathetic movie of all time to me is Freddy Got Fingered!! ....ugh....I wanna spew just thinking about it!

Something tells me SkyMama is gonna run away with this one....

I think they've figured us out! Perhaps we should all come out of the closet and quit living a lie! .....you first!

I've got'em going all the way back to the late 80's. I occasionally flip one open to the Cypres ad saying..."LAST FOREVER....NEVER BUY ANOTHER AAD!" .....then I wanna vomit....

23,500.....I think I logged a 2:17 freefall. It took FOREVER!! I remember getting really bored at 12 grand.....

Trust me....go with a mainly white suit....White = Professionalism.....and as far as it getting dirty......just don't fall down! DUH!

I WANT ONE!! http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1316/

Does he ever talk about his pectorial muscles?

I agree....It's the best invention since Caller ID! Family Guy South Park Mindfreak (Criss Angel) Intervention Ren & Stimpy Scrubs Days of our Lives Big Love Bullshit! (Penn & Teller)

"Oh Hello! I'm Terry Stephens and this is my wife Sharon Jackson and this is our daughter Brooke Lynn Jackson Stephens!! " ....and when he asked for an empty glass and farted in it....smelled it....and then made that smackin noise.......I was crying some tears!!

I've used the same toothpaste for 42 years. ....and what kind is that??

and.....I know this totally off topic but here's a little FYI for ya..... ......I've used nothing but Charmin w/Aloe&E striking iron in my bathroom since 1992 as well!! ....That should be grounds for a commercial!

The last time I made my bed was.....1992! Seriously!

Boy there was one clip from a few weeks ago that I cried tears over! It was the one where Lois was getting sore from breastfeeding Stewie....and she says now I know how Alec Baldwin feels.... Then the cutaway shows all the Baldwin brothers feeding off of Alec nipples and Alec says ..."Eat up Stephen....you're the weakest" I about shat myself!

I love Family Guy!! http://newsfly.org/humormedia/news.htm

I tell ya a good song....."Glorybox" by Portishead....

4521!!! ALL HAIL ME!! (screenshot attached for you nonbelievers)

I have had rods in each of my femurs since 1995. I have hooked in an Icarus and hit the ground harder than the '95 incident....and got up and walked away. I doubt I'll ever take mine out, but if you're gonna live in fear on every landing ... take'em out.....

http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=13558 Oh man! I am crying tears over here!! You gotta watch this!

...."self-rising"

...you show gotta puurty mouth there boy!