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  1. So your kung fu is not at masters level yet? A true master can jerk off in public without being noticed. Discrete is the key word here. Try it some time. What have you got to loose? Turning on every male in the immediate area? It’s not that bad… really. Stop being such a pussy. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  2. If inserted vaginally, then yes. And rub one out while you're down there, that always seems to help with migraines. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  3. Uh huh. Sure. You probably couldnt get your lips wrapped around it fast enough could ya. Tell the truth fucker. Well I must say I was tempted at times but had to hold back on my sexuall urges. That would violate the rules of the employee handbook and get me fired. So instead I went over to your moms house and nailed her in the ass, without lube... she loved it. BTW, speaking of those times I also remember the same boss would smack those off guard in the nuts, and I mean hard. You always had to be on your toes with that fkn lunatic. Ah.... those were the days where if someone pissed you off you could just punch em in the face and not get arrested for assult, or if you're really lucky, disorderly conduct. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  4. That movie was so fckn funny I almost pissed myself. I used to work construction and somtimes my boss would whip out his junk and you looked, he'd knock you on your ass screeming you little fkn queer . I never fell for it but I saw a few guys get nailed. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  5. Oops my apologies. I was under the impression you lived in Cuba like your profile said. That might help my post make a little more sense. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  6. Yes Chris. You'd think after having watched countless stories in the media about people risking their lives to sail for days on a home built raft made of coconuts and palm thatch that you would have caught on by now. And no broad-band? What are you people still stuck in the 70's? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  7. No… for me they are not images in my head. They are memories. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  8. Sure. If you really want that. Here's what you'd get. Don't quite know why that turns you on - but Hey - I'm a pleaser. [gay listhp] Holy sthphinkter sthrecting... you're sthooo well endowed for sthutch a sexthy lil turtle... Kieth would defianatly like you, maybe we could all get together for a turtle sthamich stho he dosthn't feel sthoooo left out.[/gay listhp] --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  9. [gay listhp] You, you big hunk of turtle... sthpank me with that big throbing turtle penisth of yourths and tell me how pretty I am. OOOO Kieth iths going to be sthoooo jealousth.... [/gay listhp] --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
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    Nonsense… all boobs are created beautifully, and should be articulately displayed to the world. Just crop your face out so you can later deny that said boobs in question belong to you. AND… since you have such a nice booty you should defiantly post pics of it too, or perhaps a profile shot including both. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  11. I don't have any buddies, and I love to fight. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  12. You bastard..... must..... resist.... got.... to.... play.... it.... cool.... I've given it a lot of thought and no she doesn’t have my balls, my last girlfriend took them. If I post them that means that I will never be trusted with a camera in the bedroom of any women that read this, which would be a damn shame as I'm pretty friggn good with a camera ladies . So now all you women KNOW you can trust me with your naked pics, right? See Beverly, Karen, you can trust me with a camera in the bedroom . That's just the kind of guy I am. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  13. .....gives the cell phone (you used to have but gave back to her) to her boyfriend to which they send naked pics of themselves back and fourth oblivious to the fact that the password to the uploads web page is still the same and you can access it anytime you want??? Well at least I can say her new bf has a smaller penis than me... . Oh god this is great.... the power I have right now.... what to do people... what to do, what to do, what to do??? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  14. I said 125 without drinks...... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....
  15. thats not that great a deal. i spend $125 with a tip when I go there. Thats without drinks. Nice place though with the best ribeyes I've ever had, blackened on the outside, bloody in the middle. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....