co_sky_pirate

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  1. co_sky_pirate

    Wings

    BOC hackey, metal reserve handle, artic. rings, backpad
  2. Yup, Smoke Jumper's a smoked porter. Dark robust beer, and damn good at that. Left Hand brewery is in Longmont, Colorado (also my home DZ, Mile-Hi). Bought some this past weekend for me and my woman. I'm a jumper, she's training to be a firefighter. The best of both our worlds, so it just seemed too perfect to let it sit there on the shelf. Yum!
  3. Well, I get PAID to be an Art Director in Creative Advertising and Retail Promotion...am also working towards becoming a part-time videographer at my DZ within the next couple years. But basically, I spend hours and hours every day thinking about COOL new ways to sell more BEER to all of YOU by getting you to interact with the brand in a positive way across different media channels (i.e. TV, cell phone, email, web, in-store, etc.) ...that, and sketch boobies on bar napkins and call it "brainstorming". There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  4. Haha! That's right! PLUS, when she was all human, her voice was taken away so she couldn't be a-tawkin back to ya either. Wouldn' hafta be sayin to her "Shut Yo Mouf, Woomin!" There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  5. Absolutely. Skydiving and yoga benefit each other. It's like a 69 of sweet goodness. The last boogie I attended in MOAB this year there were quite a few people doing yoga stretches, including Amy Chmelecki and other LO's. Mostly in the mornings, but also throughout the daytime to stay loose. And not exactly a class or something you pay for either. Just find a spot on the side while others are dragging ass out of the tents in the AM. Sweet idea, Rasta. You should do it. Others will join, although not likely for a fee. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  6. Anyone wanna Test Dummy™ THIS jump ship? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w_3O2vSrNQ Actually, I think it could be purty durn cool if done safely. But from a larger picture, has anyone ever made a jump from a glider or other type of remote controlled aircraft? Possible? Impossible? Other thoughts?
  7. Aw, c'mon! I almost had him believeing he's on the verge of a complete nervous breakdown! Why'd ya gotta ruin the fun? You used to be cool, man. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  8. Not exactly made of gel, but take a look at these medical diagnostic attachments. They are flat/still JPEGs, but if things appear to be moving, you're *definitely* stressed. Go jump! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  9. co_sky_pirate

    UNKLE

    Yep. Good stuff. I agree with checking out DJ Shadow (Josh Davis), as he's a primary member of UNKLE. They only have three albums (Psyence Fiction, Never Never Land, War Stories) and an hour long live set on Radio One UK, but all their songs are great. I would also recommend: DJ Krush, Radiohead/Thom Yorke, Coldcut, Thievery Corporation, Handsome Boy Modeling School, and DJ Kicks. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  10. Duh! What any self-respecting backwoods hillbilly would do... A fancy night on the town followed by a rough milking. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  11. Alright, I'll play. 1. So it begins... 2. ...then, after a couple decades. (Stay away from the bottle, kids) 3. the REAL me. PS. Great thread idea! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  12. Yep. Sounded pretty hollow to me. Like a ripe coconut. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.
  13. At least I think it's SFW. Either way, it's dirty but brilliant all at the same time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydt0RoQkuGo There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.