SkyGuyIIx

I keep in shape 12 oz's at a time!

Aaaaaaaahhhhh! I love U 2!!!! (I have all their CD's)

I've never seen a movie so short!! AH lasted about 70 mins!

I've never owned a Monte Blanc. Are they worth that expensive price? Anyone?...Anyone?....Bueller?....

This guy tears up this classical run..... http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1363/ BRAVO!!

ELDER SHWARTZ!!! I LOST DA SQUIRTS!!!! (my fav line) I am very serial! No one is taking me serial!!

I hear Australian Dick Wrestling is sweeping the nation.... ....just a thought!

I went '95 thru '99! I'm just burnt out on sleeping in sweat and being the only guy in the prison shower with a Oil of Olay poof ball.....but maybe I'll return one day....prolly cuz I miss the look on everyone's face in the shower.....everyone makes deep staring eye contact while in their minds thinking "I'm not looking down!....Don't look down!.....Hey!...look at the big guy with the poof ball!"

Is there anyone out there who's tried standing up a baglock....now how tall are you?!?

A fellow jumper Eric Anderson (which some of you might know) who is stationed in Afghanistan just caught some kind of viper over there on a glue trap for rats.....I'll fwd his letter.... We found this cute little bugger on a sticky trap. A “sticky trap” is a piece of cardboard with some super adhesive the purpose of which is to trap rats and mice. We have an area of our tent that seems to be a superhighway for the furry bastards so we decided to take them on their own turf. So did the snake. Sucks to be him. We believe it to be a saw scaled viper based on our recognition cards. It is one of the deadlier vipers on the planet with venom that is haemotoxic and neurotoxic AND it has the added bonus of containing a powerful anticoagulant. So the tissue that the venom doesn’t kill bleeds profusely. Oh, those are chunks of chocolate w/ peanut butter. Mice love them, we use them as bait. We’re up to about 50 mice in 6 months and now 1 snake (the camp’s first). Take care, v/r, Eric Anderson, GS-12 73 EACS JR2 Site Lead Lockheed Martin Information Technology DSN 318-463-1005 (For some reason it won't let me post the pic he sent....perhaps I could email it to someone and they could post it.....if it's just me that can't attach pics)

....what is Salmon Oil good for? I take the following errr'day!; Vit-C 500mg (at least) Calcium 500mg (twice a day) Vit-D 400 I.U. Super B Complex (whole bunch of shit in der) Folic Acid 400 mcg (AKA Folate) Magnesium 250mg I read YOU: The Owners Manual which was written by 2 heart sugeons and highlighted on a Oprah episode and this is what they recommend you take daily!

....someone's got a little sand in their vagina! http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=14690

I heard the pilot was flipping rapidly through a manual through that final 100 ft saying, "Flare....Flare....Fl...Flaps....FLARE! HERE IT IS!" http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=14822

He's doing 2 shows in London at the Royal Albert Hall. Normal tickets are sold out. I just checked my scalper website.....Row 18....get this...$1115 EACH!!

...me too!

If Hooters has a ring with this going on as nightly entertainment....I'd never leave! http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1683720/

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bestjobs/top50/index.html Strange...I didn't see "Skydiving Instructor" anywhere on the list!! .....and I know for a fact I made $35 in 2005.....Hmm!

I'm in GA and I pay $250 a year on my 2001 Nomad...

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1330/

Judit.....JUDITH!...ahh....beer bong for the lady?

SOAD is BADARSENIC! Every since Chop Suey came out .... I was hooked! I have almost all of their "Big Day Out" concerts in Australia downloaded!

I've just got done reading "YOU: THE OWNER'S MANUAL ..... and they get into graphic detail on how your Mr. Hankey should look....what the proper shape should be ...the correct sound it should make hitting the water .... It was quite interesting!

Happy Birthday Renate!! I'm scared to ask what # we're on!!

OMG.....*sigh* That face looks like you landed a baglock! ROFL!!

ROFLMAO!!! Leroy?....umm....You ever thought of becoming a model?