ExAFO

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  1. SC in 3....2....1... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. What...Planet...Does...Hinckley...Get...to...Be...god...Over???? IIRC, LDS President Lorenzo Snow, In June of 1840, declared, "As man is, God once was; as God is, man may become." So...my original question stands... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. I still want to know what planet Hinckley gets to be god over... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  4. God-dammit, the worst President was William Henry Harrison!!! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. Yep, and we won. Your side lost. Get over it. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  6. William Henry Harrison? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. Claymore mines! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. Claymore mines? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  9. I'd like to poop on the desk of David Miscavige. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. ExAFO

    I Have a Cat.

    For reference (yes, I know it's an old picture but the Ex took the camera in the split.) Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. I've a friend who owns a German Shepherd Dog that was trained in Germany, and only responds to commands "Auf Deutsch." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. They should do the same thing again, but use housecats or Cotton-Top Tamarins instead of horses. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. ExAFO

    I Have a Cat.

    I have a cat. Her name is "Neko." (The Japanese word for "Cat.") I have concluded she: -Is an Atheist -Is a Communist -Poops too much -Needs to get her Masters degree -Needs to learn to fire an SKS -Should learn to speak Portuguese -Should drink more beer -Might consider enlisting in the Coast Guard -Might be secretly communicating with Al Sharpton, Carrot Top, and the Ghost of Kim Il Sung. Knowing that, what should I get her for her birthday on 1 April 08? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. The term 'LOL' does not do justice to how much I just laughed out loud! That.Was.Funny. 10/10 FYI- I plan on stealing that joke as my own and using it every chance I get. 'Twas not mine. I stole it from none other than Stewie Griffin. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. I like it... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  16. Worked at a resort on the Chippewa flowage in 1992... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  17. It's only a waste if the deceased have siblings to pass on the stupid genes. Otherwise, the gene pool is a bit smarter. Stupid people not breeding is a good thing. But it's a shame the car is totaled. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. Two words: FUCK THAT. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. Yeah, according to Smithy boy's hokey book, he now gets to be a god with his own planet to play w/... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. "Fish on!"=Trolling was successful. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. They typically come with ghetto boobies, so yes, the ghetto booty is a good thing. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. Great. Now get a shotgun. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. Whenever I fly international, I take a small jar of Vicks VapoRub. Put some around your nostrils, like the people who work with corpses. Some fuckwits on flights smell worse than corpses... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  24. Darwin adds another quart of Chlorox to the gene pool... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  25. You're preaching to the choir, so to speak. I was betting that someone would distort the truth. I was right. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.