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So when does the new president get the special hotline to God and Smithy-Boy so he can call himself a "Prophet?" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Um, no... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I prefer a padlock in a sock. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...give me headaches and make me want to barf!! Seriously, in two of my four classes today, there were people who clearly didn't know what soap and water was. I swear, some people don't know how much they stink. Gave me a throbbing fucking headache and I nearly puked halfway thru Evidence class... Is there any way to let these people know they smell like the urinal in a South American Whorehouse?? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

William Henry Harrison, I tell ye! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

When are people going to realize that there are some inherently shitty people who don't give a fuck what feel-good, bullshit legislation you pass, will still try to fucking shoot people in a "gun free zone"--Simply because they know 99.9% of the people in these zones are unarmed victims-in-waiting. To hell with those who won't allow me to not be a victim. The actions, not the firearms, are the culprits here. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Buy a shotgun. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Is there anything violent you wouldn't solve with a cookie, a warm mug of cocoa, and asking the nice person on a rampage to calmly discuss their motivations? Oh wait, you wouldn't get that chance. You'd be dead from their rampage. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

This video is by far the best visual representation of the SC EVER.: Video! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Do you think the Rabbits revolted? And got themselves a lucky Kitty's foot? He lost in the Falklands War. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I concur. Quoth 007 to Le Chiffre: Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...have four feet? This one does not. Discuss. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Doh! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

... put on your red shoes and dance the blues Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio Let's sway while color lights up your face Let's sway sway through the crowd to an empty space If you say run, I'll run with you If you say hide, we'll hide Because my love for you Would break my heart in two If you should fall Into my arms And tremble like a flower Let's dance for fear your grace should fall Let's dance for fear tonight is all Let's sway you could look into my eyes Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight If you say run, I'll run with you If you say hide, we'll hide Because my love for you Would break my heart in two If you should fall Into my arms And tremble like a flower Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio Let's sway you could look into my eyes Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Doc Martens. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

1 lb. boneless chicken, cubed; AND/OR 1 lb. shrimp, boiled in Zatarain's and peeled; OR 1 lb. leftover holiday turkey, cubed; OR 1 lb. of any kind of poultry or fish, cubed; OR Any combination of the above 1 lb. (hot) smoked sausage, andouille or chaurice, sliced on the bias; OR 1 lb. diced smoked ham 1 large onion, chopped 1 bell pepper, chopped 3 - 6 cloves garlic, minced (amount to taste; I like lots) 4 ribs celery, chopped 3 small cans tomato paste 4 large Creole tomatoes, peeled, seeded and diced; OR 1 28-oz. can tomatoes 8 cups good dark homemade chicken stock Creole seasoning blend to taste (or 2 - 3 tablespoons); OR 2 teaspoons cayenne, 2 teaspoons black pepper, 1 teaspoon white pepper, 1 teaspoon oregano, 1/2 teapsoon thyme 2 bay leaves Salt to taste 4 cups long-grain white rice, uncooked (Some people like converted rice, others prefer good old Mahatma. I use Uncle Ben's converted, as the rice doesn't get sticky or lumpy that way.) In a sauté or frying pan, brown the chicken, sprinkling with Tony Chachere's seasoning if you've got it; a bit of salt, black pepper and red pepper otherwise. Don't brown if using leftover cooked bird, but you still might want to season the meat. Tear or cut the meat into bite-size pieces. Brown the sliced smoked sausage or andouille and pour off fat. In the pot, sauté the onions, garlic, peppers and celery in oil until onions begin to turn transparent. In the same pot, while you're sautéing the "trinity", add the tomato paste and let it pincé, meaning to let it brown a little. What we're going for here is an additional depth of flavor by browning the tomato paste a little; the sugar in the tomato paste begins to caramelize, deepening the flavor and color. Keep it moving so that it browns but doesn't burn. Some friends of mine hate this step, so you can skip it if you want, but then it won't be Chuck's jambalaya. :^) Once the vegetables are translucent and the tomato paste achives sort of a red mahogany color, deglaze the pan with the about 2 cups of the stock, scraping the bottom of the pan to mix up any browned bits, and stir until smooth, making sure the sautéed vegetables, paste and stock are combined thoroughly. It should be fairly thick. Add the Creole seasoning, tomatoes and salt to taste. Cook over low-medium heat for about 10 minutes. Add the meat and/or seafood and cook another 10 minutes; if you're using seafood, be careful not to overcook it. Add the rest of the stock, check seasonings, and stir in the rice, combining thoroughly. Cook for about 20-25 minutes, or until the rice has absorbed all the liquid and is cooked through. If you haven't checked your seasonings before adding the rice, it's too late! It's much better for the rice to absorb the seasonings while it's cooking. Check seasoning anyway, then turn the heat down to low-medium and let the sauce thicken up a bit, with the pot uncovered, stirring frequently, for about 10 minutes. Stir thoroughly to combine all ingredients. When the jambalaya has thickened up a bit and has reached the "right" consistency (you'll know), it's done. Serve with salad and French bread. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Homework and apathy for football. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Let them not wear a helmet. Burying these dumbasses costs less than paying for 15 years of pointless/fruitless treatment. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I sooo want an AK-47, but they're murder on left handed shooters with their configuration... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Inks! Minks! The old witch winks, that fat beings to fry! No body home but Jumping Joan, father, mother and I! Sticks! Stocks! Stone Dead! Blind men can't see! Every knave will have a slave, you or I must be he! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

"Hi, my name is Bambara. I'm a 36-year-old Virgo and a former killer, whose hobbies include: performing recreational autopsies, defecating, and drinking rum. I've recently been given a conscience, and would very much like to help you." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Maybe you're lactose intolerant No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH. Then I get tired. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Too bad he doesn't have a shot in hell of winning the Presidency... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

"I poop too much." -Beavis. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...I still has a kitteh. Do You has a kitteh? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.