superman0710

best skit ever "it's like you're fucking boxing with your mac"

14 1/2 inches remington 870 gov't issue

P.S. - home invasion on my place NOT recommended.

i haven't read what's been posted up to this point. under normal circumstances you have to search for all possible routes of escape and attempt to access them. Also, you have to use reasonable use of force (i.e. - don't shoot someone who pulls a potato peeler on you) when someone breaks into your house, most of this goes out the window. You no longer have to search for retreat (this is known as the 'castle doctrine'). HOWEVER, you must make attempts to resist use of deadly force unless it is completely necessary. (you can't shoot an assailant in the back...UNLESS he is thretening the life of one of your family members.) here's how the situation might play out. you hear the breaking and entering, grab your gun and seek out the cause of the noise. You catch the assailant from behind and shout "DON'T MOVE, I HAVE A GUN. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!!" he turns and starts charging at you. At this point you have made an attempt to resort to not using deadly force, the suspect did not comply and began to charge you. You are now authorized to use deadly force. hope this helps.

my head now hurts

i lift regularly (everyday with weekends off) i've been doing so for the past 3 years. i originally began because i was wayyy too skinny, but as good fortune would have it, my training helped me be prepared for the police and DEA physical tryouts that lied ahead. i still do it becuase i enjoy the gym and having a body worth women seeing naked.

dude i seriously cringed through most of that story, but the pain is behind you and now you've got a great smile to go with that personality! Lots of get well vibes your way!

1:0:0 no money for jumps. but i don't tell the girls that.

a bagpipe rendition of "amazing grace" always moves me, reminds me of officer/military funerals.

i'm so poor right now, it's beyond not funny but i will jump before the month is out!

server got raped. rehost it.

can't restrain...thoughts..of....adultery...

another hottie. this thread is full of em!

not as good as you. hubba hubba!

i'll bite.

no they're not, they're friendly! don't be silly!

get two big "W"'s one on each butt cheek. that way you can do cartwheels naked and it'll say "WOW, MOM"

Doesn't posting it into an open forum with no copyrights on it make it public property now No, I just CLAIMED my right to that specific intellectual property. what could be clearer than stating my idea, and then saying it's mine, don't steal it? -Jeffrey i signed no confidentiality agreement, stating that i wouldn't take this idea as my own.

I want that cat!

wow 2 entries. i expected more out of this place. the winner is linny. not because she's female, but because her pic was outdoors. (as stated in the rules) so she wins by default. thanks to everyone who participated in this thread.

2 1/2 hours to submit your pics, people. GET ON IT!

did my first AIF today and it was a difficult for me to find balance in the air (i wasn't too bad when i went out of control...but i still managed to go out of control ). I'm working on my arch now to try and commit it to muscle memory, but i'm wondering how does one come to just find balance?

0 (girlfriend and i got in a fight) : 1: 0 (can't drink. on antibiotics

Bump for weekend reminder.

technically linny's in the lead since she's the only to submit photos... hope we see some more during the weekend.