Jumperpaula

Yes, I would say that the new ride puts you in the Yuppie Skydiver catagory. Nice....you bought it so you could sleep in the back when you went to boogies, right?

Im in Houston and we have a big ass Hurrican in the Gulf. We are definately weather out for a while no mater where it hits. So, next weekend you'll be in the sky, and I'll be flooded and my life will be total Hell because Im in the insurance business. That's what I get for being cocky.

Im sorry for ya'll. It's really sucks to be grounded when the weather is great. Don't mean to rub it in, but Im headed to the DZ now, where we have two planes. ...and Im taking my kids with me. They love the playground and the swimming pond there. Hope ya'll find some interesting conversation.

I sent you a PM. 50, so you better get busy post whoring. Think this thread has proved it's point. There are no good reasons.

Seriously, you should hear the silly song I'll have to sing! Better Skydive my ass off for this one.

LMFAO! Classic. Does she have bubba teeth and a flat head?

Lori: Have a wonderful time at JFTC and we will be thinking of you. As for your boys (who did an excellent job at nationals), I'll happily give them a big kiss for you. It would, in fact, be my pleasure.

Ok , this was a seriously funny thread, but.... The whole Yuppie versus Trailer Trash thing, is not good. How can I have both numbers? So now I'm either a Yuppie Skydiver or a Trailer Trash Kid? It's not fair. I never knew it would come down to "ecomonic profiling" by taking a number. I hope that this doesn't divide our perfect DZ.com community by whose a Yuppie and whose Trailer Trash. I love everyone, but can I really be both? Can I be a Yuppie Skydiver and a Trailer Trash Kid too? Do I have to pick teams? Will everyone still love me if Im Yuppie? Too many questions or a late afternoon. Yuppie Skydiver was described to me when I first started jumping as someone who had a square reserve and a rig that fit. It expanded into someone who can talk on their cell phone while they pay for a pack job. Will the trailer trash still love me if I have a Yuppie Number? Signed, Very Concerned

Or hear people ask repeatedly : "Why would anyone want to Jump from a perfectly good airplane?"

You don't have to get your reserve repacked?

Going to get drunk may wake up with hang over then go to drop zone

this is in Tandem with "I don't mean to be a bitch but..." , or "I don't mean to hurt your feelings but..." But what, you're going to anyway! All are just a useless waist of time. Pisses me off.

My Reserve out of date Repack cycle can wait Must jump, it's just fate

Words like "wrap", "entanglement" , 'bounce" and "divot" don't scare the shit out of you.

Bring it on Turkey Boy! I don't get it. We've had several practices doing 16-way (and if I do recall, you've been there) add 4 and you think you're just gonna Waltz across Texxas and tell us to "beware"? Ha! I'll sing your silly song if your team walks away with a better score.

Pippy: Well, I guess you read that big print. Looks like to the Skydive Houston team, that size does matter. But most important, beer matters. Since Its only fair that the winning team gets to pick the beer. We all know that Deguello doesn't drink beer, therefore; Luminous should pick the beer because Im sure the Skydive Houston Turkey Docors will whip the hell out of Spaceland Orbit.

Wouldn't it be fun if some other DZ's could play via Internet Dive Pool and video grabs for Judging? Seems like with Modern Technology these days, this wouldn't be too difficult. It's all in fun anyway - (like we are really gonna beat Deguello -get real).

We all have class. Anyone doing 20 way has GOT to have class. I know I do....Im a DZ Slut #2, or course I have class. Bring it on Turkey Doctors - Let's rumble

Ummmm, Dropzone's springing for the beer...for at least 3 20-way teams? Get out the big bills..... And we want real beer too, none of that Keg Crap! xoxoxo

I might have got kicked out, but im going back in come to the pub....come to live chat...

I need the link. Need the link to be somewhere other than this thread. xoxox Paula

Who cares as long as we have a team. Spaceland Orbit 20 way Has a nice ring to it. Comes first in the alphabet before "Turkey Doctors". Please don't let me be the Orbiting Orbiter. Lets Rock!!!!

I can't go to the pub without a beer. And I can't stay too long cause I get too drunk. (Ya'll get me too drunk) I'm leaving work now though. See ya in the pub in a bit.

You forgot : One blue eye and one green eye. Must be wealthy , know how to pack, and be an excellent cook.

I missed you honey. Welcome back. Im gonna try and make it to Happy Hour tonight, so maybe we can chat then.