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  1. Jumperpaula

    Riggers who are Alcoholics

    I seriously forget how much I love this sport.
  2. If you ride the Becon naked, you might be a skydiver
  3. Jumperpaula

    what happened to skydiving movies?

    Skydiving themes have been used this millenium in advertising more than before. For example http://www.spike.com/video/bud-light-skydiving/2824404 The Film 'Cutaway' was released in 2000 ~ only 9 short years ago.
  4. Jumperpaula

    what happened to skydiving movies?

    Speaking of Real Skydivers and video, how about a 1950's version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfQ_zNOT9K8
  5. hmmm, I need a ground school and jumpmaster then.
  6. So, when is one 'officially' a skydiver? When are they a fake?
  7. Jumperpaula

    How retarded do you have to be.....

    ... Stereotypes are real, man. Have you ever been to Delaware? You'll see plenty of Mullets and Old Transams.
  8. Jumperpaula

    How retarded do you have to be.....

    Hmmm Maybe they are compensating for premature balding. Or maybe oblivious to pop culture or fashion from this century. Could be they really ARE mentally challenged. What if all the hair was long until some unfortunate and obscure accident forced a top cut. . I was wondering how retarded you have to be to put braile on a drive through ATM.
  9. Jumperpaula

    An Incredible Jump

    Here's One
  10. Jumperpaula

    Re: [scaryshari] JumperConway...RIP :(

    Mike and I are very sad to hear this news. What a shock to have someone loved so much , gone so fast. Comfort and Peace to his Family and his Friends. Paula
  11. Jumperpaula

    The Hottest Hot Sauce you've ever had...

    I once put Ben Gay on an Ex Husbands privates.... Of course it was a mistake of the tubes
  12. Jumperpaula

    Speaking of getting slapped...

    ....Oh, but I really did!
  13. Jumperpaula

    At least with Clinton it was with a woman...

    Hmmmm, oral sex with a Turkey.... Just can't see that being any fun....
  14. Jumperpaula

    National Hairball Awareness Day

    Speaking of Movies, I just got in SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH MIKIE for going to see United 93 without him. (I took my 12 year old Kendall - I know it's rated R, but he's mature) When I say " It's just a movie based on a true story" he thinks Im minimalizing the whole incident.... Am I?
  15. Jumperpaula

    Speaking of getting slapped...

    Truth : He had to 1) Be absolutely correct that he deserved a slap for the statement 2) Be short enough or sitting down 3) Made sure I had just enough cocktails before the suggested it. Walt, Beyond a doubt, you now understand the difference between the "inner thought" and the "outter thought" now while on the DZ. Luv ya man