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Volunteer to get in? They have to Volunteer? I can think of a few people that I would love to take a shot at dunking. Think we can get Tom in the dunking booth? It's for a good cause, right? How about EZ, he would look pretty sexy all soakin wet. Gemini would be funny, but I don't know if I would have the heart to dunk him. Chad should definately get dunked. Can we keep the dunking booth all weekend? When is Steve taking a turn? This could be really fun. A dunking booth at the DropZone. Way cool! >

..the guy she had the night before. He was sexy and was rough- the way she liked it . But his girlfriend barged in on them and said...

...Willing to Fly? Someone has definately been in his apartment. But the ladies thought it was so sensative of him to be watching a video with so much poetry and beauty and started snuggling up to him. He dimmed the lights and started kissing the blonde. The brunette jumped and, apparently jelouse said "You can't kiss my girlfriend like that." He was shocked but very excited. His next move would be...

I never wear makeup when I jump, but on the few times I've shown up at the Dropzone after work or with makeup on for whatever reason, people are amazed that you are a real person too. They are not used to seeing you dressed for work, or wearing makeup. Always amuses me and makes me realize that the two worlds can't collide. But, If I did jump with Make-up. Mary Kay !

..his own bedroom tangled in his silk sheets. Thank God that was just a really bad dream. He was sweating and breathing heavy when he heard a knock on the door. Wondering who it could be at this hour, he opened the door, forgetting he was completely naked and saw.....

She turns and tracks like her life depends on it. No way she's landing at the DZ now. Not with all that stuff they have in the video room. She looks around for an out and decides to hum it down and land off. She wishes she had her cell phone so she could warn someone. Yes, he's an asshole and a DZ slut, but she doesn't want him to go to jail. If they would have just stayed home and did the nasty last night instead of....

She looks at the drooling guy she just thought was cute with a new light, he's now incredible sexy with one of the biggest buldges she has ever seen. The New Jump Master will just have to wait. Everyone knows you don't loose at a Dropzone anyway, you just loose your place in line. "Come on baby, let's launch a Horny Gorilla. Will this be your First Horny Gorilla?" He smiles and blushes and knows better than to admit to a first. "No, it's my pre-second." "Take off your shirt" she says. "Why?" "Because I said so." He peels off the shirt exposing a rippling chest that would make any woman cringe. She can't wait to get him in a door jam with that naked chest up against hers. As they walk to the Mock up, she checks out his fine ass and wants to....

Which completely interrupts her make out session with the New jumpmaster who came into town last week. She had been trying to tongue lock him all week, She turns to the jumper and says "Oh, your ready to dirt dive now?" He, looking completely embarressed that he interrupted her starts to put on his jump suit...

"Thanks, but I don't think Im ready for head down yet. I wanna get some more experience on my belly first. At least 50 jumps or so. Do you still want to jump with me?" She looked at his humble face beaming at her, now she was the one who didn't want to say no. He was kinda cute. She might want some of that!! "Of course I will, lets dirt dive something we can both enjoy." "Great" he said, "let me go drop off this Tandem Rig in the Gear Room and get my rig out". When he came out she was making out in the corner with....

"It's cool, your cleared to fun jump, unless you don't want to." He thought about it. He had seen the video's of the Flyboyz and he thought it was really cool, but never thought he'd be trying it right off Student Status. She was so pretty, and so sweet to ask him to jump and he didn't want to say no. After some serious thought, he said...

..try to get on a Load and make a skydive. She wandered around the DZ seeing who was there and what was going on. All she saw was a 4 way practicing on creepers, a couple of freeflyers gearing up in a hurry, Tandem students hanging around watching the sky. Finally , she decided she would....

...Texas where she took up Skydiving. She wondered if he was in the van getting another blowjob. She wondered if the seatbelt had crammed up his ass, like it used to do with her. She wondered how a Tandem Master like him could manage a blow job from every Tandem chick that came through the dropzone. Just then Bill walked up and asked....

Happy....Birth...day... To...You! I know you got a visual!

Amen baby. Although my cheatin days are over [hummhumm] , I agree that all qualities can not be found in one man. If the need be, to select different men for the task at hand. It is very important that these men not meet. Amen baby.

I ran into "Mr. Hixx" at my DZ this weekend. Visiting Texas from Nebraska. It's nice to meet people you chat with. Great Jumping with you Jon. Come back soon.

Chuck: Looks like your in for a really really good time, or a lot of trouble. Hope you don't regret your announcement later, and wish you would have sneaked into town and out again. Keep us posted on your grand arrival. xoxoxo

..and we will be pointing you out saying "she did it, she did it". Beware! Zen makes a good living, but bail money depends on how serious the charges are. Who's babysitting me?

Ha! Guess we will have to keep a running total on who brain locks first I'm sure it won't be "a woman's fault". But hey, Im just a big talker....right?

I wanna help get into trouble too! Me! Me! xoxoxo

Oh baby, don't you just wish it was as simple as that. "Blah, blah, blah My girlfriend won't shut up". Guess if they beat us at 20 way, you can blame the whole thing on me ... Just spot me on the picnic table while Im singing.....

Oh we needed the practice alright, so we would whip your ass Turkey Doctors are going down. Better bring your cheerleaders, your gonna need the moral support. Last time I shot off my mouth on a silly bet, I lost big time.....

Don't you love it when the guys start buying "you" table dances instead of buying dances for themselves? You could spend the whole evening there, and never buy a drink or a dance. I haven't been in a while....got me thinking

Absolutely true for me thus far. The few times I have found something physically challenging, I have learned it's more your mind than muscle. "Finesse" is the perfect word.

Im so glad you took the time to make the jump. That person had a great skydive, Im sure. It's a cool feeling to help someone.

I hope that someday, if I downsized too much, I would have the sense to know the mistake and correct it. I applaud the decision , not laugh at it. But you are right in one sense,there is a train of thought that says "Buy smaller and grow into it. That can be dangerous for some. Those that decide they made the wrong decision, should correct it . Without laughter. Good point though.