Jumperpaula

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  1. Jumperpaula

    Zip Ties

    Sorry Zip Tie. No way. Your stuck with the term unless you wanna reconsider that Screen name. I kinda like it though. Sure you haven't been lurking for a while before you picked it?
  2. Sorry Gem: Pookie Bears already taken. We love you anyway though.
  3. Jumperpaula

    Zip Ties

    Thank you for that explaination. Hopefully Zip Tie will see a whole different side of the screen name he selected. he he...he said "zip tie"..he he
  4. I love you Cali Guys, but I've gotta pull for the Hometown boys playing Away. Go Away team. Drink! Drink! Drink! And not shame Texas with that cheap ass Tequila. Uphold your heritage and demand the good shit.
  5. I have an in depth professional opinion, but I'll give you the reader digest version. Health insurance should not be "rated". We are no more at risk of getting hurt than lots of other sports, driving on the freeway or slipping in the bathtub. Life Insurance however deserve a rate. We are at more risk of unrecoverable injuries than most other sports. btw, Im licensed in Life and Health, but I'm a Property Insurance Sales Manager.
  6. Yes. Everyone should have Insurance and pay the appropriate rate for the risk involved. Paula Professional Insurance Agent who makes commission
  7. ummmm Skydiver Asses! What a great view that is. They are usually nice and firm and... Oh- Eye contact. Yes. Eye contact is good when possible.
  8. You guys stop it. Im trying to work today and your completely distracting me.
  9. Oh mother of sweet earth. Tell me it's not true. I've been lied to and misdirected by a bunch of Sky Junkies? You mean there IS MORE TO LIFE than the DZ? Amazing I need to go meditate to reconsider the meaning of life now. Seriously, why do you think the whole Yuppie Skydiver thing is funny. My first few years in the sport I only jumped a few times a month too, I go through phases where I pick up and slow down. That goodness Im in the south and can jump year around. Sounds like you don't think of purchases in terms of "how many jump tickets that equals" yet.
  10. I want your job! They put a fire wall up not too long ago, but took it down to work on some stuff this month. I suspect it'll be back up here shortly and my daytime fun will be over. I thought I would never make it to 50 posts. Although, I never thought I'd make 50 jumps either or live to be 50. Live to be 50 is still yet to come.
  11. I thinks it's more than possible that there is no right answer here. This has reminded me of the RSL or AAD debate. Each has his preference and their reasons and to argue the pro's and con's is entertaining and informative ... until it turns to insults and bad feelings. I like my metal links, I have my reasons for that and Im not interested in trying slinks. I appreciate the opinion of those who use them , but it still doesn't change my mind about my metal links. Please, lets have a debate on the pro's and con's without name calling and insults. You can feel strongly about your opinion without those tactics.
  12. I'll Vouch for Luminous on both of those accounts. That's why we love him. And incase Jenn reads these....that was before you honey!
  13. I've seen much more waste of post space than this. I think there are a few more people around here off newbie status this week. Are you addicted yet?
  14. Im Number Two! Im Number Two!
  15. Jumperpaula

    Zip Ties

    Are you speaking of our Jest to use Zip Ties to restrict our victims so we can have our way with them? Zip Ties are strong, plentiful and kinky. It's nothing personal "Zip Tie" , it started way before you. Maybe the original Zip Tie girl , Skycat can explain better.
  16. Right on Girlfriend! That's the spirit! Does that make you DZ Slut #1? And Hey, since your jumping at Waller now, doesn't that give you an Ugly Chick Number too?
  17. Poor Erik - Try and view one "HOT ANAL SEX" thread and look what you get. Thrown into a lake of fire with all the DZ.com women taking up for each other. I actually feel sorry for you , dude.
  18. I know my boyfriend would ! He's a DZ Slut - bawhawha
  19. Shame on all of you with your minds in the gutter and your hand on your..... mouse. She's a nice girl. Not the kind to post Bush on the internet. Not yet anyway. Im working on it though.
  20. Cause your photo looks so sweet. Try posting youself in Leathers with a whip in one hand and some zip ties in the other. Something about a pretty blonde with a screen name "freebird" just screams "Im a very nice girl". ...but if you wanna be a bad girl.... never mind. Ive been reading too many threads today.
  21. Roses will do, and put a couple jump tickets on her account. That should clear you.
  22. He said Zip Tie But seriously, not cool! Thanks for sharing that.
  23. On a lighter note. I ment to say *shrug* Don't know why I bother with that "preview post" option. I don't read it anyway. Since when are you the spelling police. I thought that was Jessica's job. xoxoxox
  24. No Video , but I buy my own jump tickets now. That takes care of Snoot and Dropzone Whore. I guess that just leaves DZ Slut, which I actually like since TG coined the phrase. Oh wait, I can't be the DZ Slut, she is... not that there's anything wrong with that. Wonder why that bothers her anyway.