OrangeJumper

Shut your pie hole you fucking king size pussy. Oh don't even get me started on yourbitch ass. You kids are soooo cute! g Speaking of cute kids....funks can thank me for why "his" kids came out cute. Funks, I know that you're not quitting now....WTF MAN! The Original Cabana Boy!

AWESOME! The Original Cabana Boy!

Shut your pie hole you fucking king size pussy. The Original Cabana Boy!

BAD! The Original Cabana Boy!

He's compensating. For what, my small feet? I don't get it. The Original Cabana Boy!

Yes it is. The only person you will ever see jumping a tandom rig solo... The Original Cabana Boy!

Pic taken at Skydive Costal Carolinas The Original Cabana Boy!

Let's see them. The Original Cabana Boy!

Employer The Original Cabana Boy!

It's me being annoyed, therefore I shall spell it however the fuck I please. Are you being self-righteous or just judgemental? Both. Fucker. Jesus, between bitching about downwind jump runs and whatever the hell your problem is today, I think it's time to rx yourself some xanax! The Original Cabana Boy!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (not pms'ing) You forgot the ready, set....... The Original Cabana Boy!

zippit you GHFMSM!!!! hope you had a good birthday! should have stuck around longer.

You forgot me already....sheeez The Original Cabana Boy!

Nun ya:6:0 The Original Cabana Boy!

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Yep The Original Cabana Boy!

I usually wear a lovely black/green/brown/tan arrangement......you know, camouflage. It seems to be the in thing in the AF now a'days. The Original Cabana Boy!

My wife. I can't begin to tell you how much she loves the thought of that. The Original Cabana Boy!

Dude, that bad boy looks beat up from the feet up. I've seen Cessnas in better condition Do you think it would be hard to spot from that altitude? Edited: Additional comment The Original Cabana Boy!

Nun ya:5:0 1 solo free fly 1 two way sit 2 three way free fly 1 eight way tracking dive The Original Cabana Boy!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....it feels like burning The Original Cabana Boy!

Happy B-Day Sarah The Original Cabana Boy!

Duuuuuuude....this LSD rocks! The Original Cabana Boy!

Hang in there bro! ((((VIBES)))) The Original Cabana Boy!