OrangeJumper

Cash only for me. The Original Cabana Boy!

Honestly, I had all of my stuff pack up ready to go and I made one more check on the USAirnet site. The satellite picture showed cloud cover over the entire area. Not to mention, their forecast didn't show the ceiling getting above 2,000ft through Sunday night. The Original Cabana Boy!

Tell me about it. You could white water raft on some of the streets in my neighborhood. This rain freaking sucks!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

Wow, the weather was actually jumpable at West Point???? The Original Cabana Boy!

Ring Ring Ring...Skyrad runs to the phone....Hello? Yes, is this Mr. Skyrad? why yes it is, can I help you? Yeah, this is the 80's, we would like our joke back The Original Cabana Boy!

All that's left now is for you to lay the numbers. Then your conversion from to will be complete....[Evil Laugh]...Mwahahahahahahaha....[Evil Laugh] The Original Cabana Boy!

You should see what happens when I have a shot of Crown Royal!!! I get happy feet and can't stop dancing. I'm the envy of the DZ. A shot of Crown Royal???? OMG, it's finally happened....the Church Lady has been corrupted. I knew it was only a matter of time! The Original Cabana Boy!

Lets see, Friday...Rain, Saturday....Rain, Sunday....Rain, forecast for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.......RAIN!!!! Jesus Christ, when the hell did I move to freaking Ireland? The Original Cabana Boy!

Try that again when you've got half the cojones that Kevin and everyone who does his job has. Till then STFU. The Original Cabana Boy!

I agree

Thanks bro! The Original Cabana Boy!

No problem Chuck! I don't want you to avoid the greatness of pork rinds simply for being mis-informed... Nothing better than an ice cold beer and a fresh bag of spicy pork rinds!!! mmm mmm GOOD!!!

Your telling me. Talk about a roller coaster of emotions. Thank you for the congrats! The Original Cabana Boy!

Ok, not very unexpected...just not planned. Obviously I knew that was something that could happen, that doesn't make it any less "unexpected." The Original Cabana Boy!

Bwahahahahaha....OMG, I can barely breath. Damn, that was some funny shit! The Original Cabana Boy!

Bwahahahaha The Original Cabana Boy!

No problem Chuck! I don't want you to avoid the greatness of pork rinds simply for being mis-informed... Nothing better than an ice cold beer and a fresh bag of spicy pork rinds!!! mmm mmm GOOD!!!

Hey fucker, the only thing i suck at is putting a condom on properly. I really hope the blood test works out in your favor. ps....congrats by the way Well, unfortunately your father suffered from the same problem. Now we have him to thank for adding another tool to the gene pool! The Original Cabana Boy!

No, we weren't there. She wants no parts of skydiving. The Original Cabana Boy!

Name him Turtle.

Blow me!!! Oh, by the way, you suck at freeflying! The Original Cabana Boy!

Thank you very much!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

Bwahahahaha....hopefully not. I'm sure an orange baby would be a little weird Hopefully he/she is just an honorary Orange Jumper. The Original Cabana Boy!

Oh yeah, I definitely need to take my baby out tonight. She is so excited. She is a kindergarten teacher so you can imagine how much she loves the little ones. Phew....wow, talk about being surprised. Man, my heart is still beating a mile a minute!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

Uhhhhhh.....well.......I just found out that I'm going to be a daddy again.