OrangeJumper

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  1. Oh yeah, forgot about that one The Original Cabana Boy!
  2. Here you go, I did the work for you http://www.mentalhealthhelpline.com/problem_class.htm The Original Cabana Boy!
  3. That's why my swoop wasn't all that great With a canopy that big, collapsing my slider will not make me look any cooler The Original Cabana Boy!
  4. You know the guy that has the 9 million square foot canopy...black and green....ring a bell The Original Cabana Boy!
  5. Trouble maker The Original Cabana Boy!
  6. Hey, I made 150 jumps last year...that's not that bad The Original Cabana Boy!
  7. ....I'm finally driving out to Orange tomorrow. Wouldn't it figure that this is the forecast; Saturday...Mostly cloudy in the morning...Then becoming partly cloudy. A 40 percent chance of showers. Highs in the upper 70s. North winds 5 to 10 mph Oh well, at least I can get my repack done....DAMN!! The Original Cabana Boy!
  8. Shannon died base jumping, not skydiving. Apples and Oranges my friend. Ohh pleeeeze! Bro, the word for the day is tact...you should really try it. that was completely uncool! The Original Cabana Boy!
  9. Well, I finally got it to work and all I can say is AWESOME! I've still got a huge lump in my throat. I must say, I completely admire your composure at a time like this....SUPERB INTERVIEW
  10. Uh oh, looks like we found the future recipient of Funks's Lipton brew The Original Cabana Boy!
  11. Bwahahahahahahahaha The Original Cabana Boy!
  12. Love it! I say pick it the fuck up - you're lucky you found it in the first place! No shit The Original Cabana Boy!
  13. I find it really disturbing that you have that much to say about tea bagging The Original Cabana Boy!
  14. my favorite of Carlin's about golf: "Golf... it's like watching flies fuck!" I had never seen that bit until my wife showed it to me... I thought it was funny as hell... Even though I do enjoy playing golf myself. My best solo round is in the high 90's. At our company select shot tournament, my team shot 12 under this year. Nothing wrong with shooting in the 90's. Shit, I'm happy when I do that. I should have played the lottery yesterday because I was hitting some amazing shots. The Original Cabana Boy!
  15. Hell yeah, the microwave is my specialty. Cook for 2 minutes on high, then rotate and cook for 1 minute....presto....a gourmet meal (aka hot pockets) The Original Cabana Boy!
  16. back hell....watch your chin!!! Beat me to it! The Original Cabana Boy!
  17. Chris, good for you for listening to yourself bro. I know I completely understand where you are coming from. Having a family definitely puts things into a whole new perspective. Now go spoil that kid to death! The Original Cabana Boy!
  18. He is actually kind of normal in person The Original Cabana Boy!
  19. Man, I feel sorry for whoever is on the receiving end of this The Original Cabana Boy!
  20. Liz, Liz, Liz The Original Cabana Boy!
  21. Well done! Even though I don't golf, I understand that's a major milestone to many, many people. Thank you very much!!!!! Golf fucking rocks!!! I love it. I just started getting into it and I wished I would have started sooner. It's a chill game and I don't have to worry about breaking anything while playing it. Well, other than my clubs The Original Cabana Boy!
  22. What can I say, I love it. It's the one sport that I don't try to be competitive in. I just play and have fun. The Original Cabana Boy!