OrangeJumper

I had the best golf game of my life yesterday....I shot an 80. On the back nine, I shot 1 over par!!!!!! One of the guys in my office is a really good golfer and he has been gracious enough to give me some pointers. I know I'm not going to win the Masters anytime soon but I pretty happy about shooting an 80 The Original Cabana Boy!

Payback is a mother huh? The Original Cabana Boy!

[static] Tango 1, Tango 1, there is a hijacking in progress....requesting immediated backup....over [static] edited for spelling The Original Cabana Boy!

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The sweating is no joke. Not to mention that military bases don't like to waste money by turning on the AC in the gym....smokin hot! Your absolutely right about the music. If it is good, it definitely makes the class more enjoyable! The Original Cabana Boy!

Just think how the guys feel. Those seats are not male friendly by any means. The Original Cabana Boy!

Have any of you ever taken a spinning (cycling) class? I started going about three weeks ago to change my cardio routine a little. Holly hell...that shit is no joke!!!! I consider my self to be in really good shape but those classes are kicking my ass. The Original Cabana Boy!

Huh?? The Original Cabana Boy!

I was wondering the same damn thing....weird. The Original Cabana Boy!

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If I didn't have sex, I would die anyway. So, I guess I would be SOL either way! I would hump until I took my last breath!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

I second that....way to go everyone!!!!!!

No, I just try to look innocent. He's onto me though, especially when we're the only two people in the room. He isn't by chance a detective is he? The Original Cabana Boy!

Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? When you start feeling like a sinner in MY presence, then you should be concerned. Really concerned, in fact. Walt That is so true. The Original Cabana Boy!

Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? The Original Cabana Boy!

Sometimes they just sneak out! I can't believe that's never happened for you! Do you at least say excuse me in a sexy voice? The Original Cabana Boy!

A lady doesn't fart---and apparently I'm no lady when I run The Original Cabana Boy!

Damn, post pics of a turd in a bathtub and you get labeled for life. Walt As nasty as it was, that was by far the funniest thread I've read so far!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

When we were wrestling around one day. Apparently, 195lbs is too much for her stomach to handle....pfffrrrrttttt After that, it was a free for all. what a funny visual! she was your whoopie cushion! Oh, it was classic. It wasn't so much the fart itself but the three shades of red that suddenly appeared on her cheeks The Original Cabana Boy!

When we were wrestling around one day. Apparently, 195lbs is too much for her stomach to handle....pfffrrrrttttt After that, it was a free for all. The Original Cabana Boy!

Whoops...excuse me fellas, I stumpled in here by mistake The Original Cabana Boy!

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No kidding!!! My wife doesn't do it all that much but when she does, she unleashes the fury you're tellin me! OMG! and mine has the audacity to often come into my home office and let a cloaker out while bringing me a snack or a soda and then leave. the BITCH! OMG! and they stay for frickin ever!!!! so at night, she often gets the dutch oven. of the tea bag. or the cleveland steamer (just kidding). she also thinks, quite wrongly I must add, that if her farts make noise that they won't stink! where the hell did she ever come up w/ that shit? THEY DO TO HONEY!!! Sometimes worse than the silent/violent ones! What crawled up in you and DIED???? /rant over. Oh yeah, my wife crop dusts me with the silent killers and runs away giggling...punk ass! The Original Cabana Boy!

No kidding!!! My wife doesn't do it all that much but when she does, she unleashes the fury The Original Cabana Boy!