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I wondered what happened to that dude. The Original Cabana Boy!

Pig rinds are an acceptable food if you follow the Atkins diet since they are so low in carbs. The Original Cabana Boy!

Ahhhhhhhhh.....my eyes, my eyes! The Original Cabana Boy!

Hell yes, those are my favorite. I just polished off a bag last night but my arse is paying the price today. The Original Cabana Boy!

Ewwwwwwwwwww! The Original Cabana Boy!

So, who else likes them? Well, I freaking love them and my wife thinks I am weird for eating them. Especially because I'm such a health nut. What can I say, I love fried pig skin. Must be the Okie in me The Original Cabana Boy!

Anytime! The Original Cabana Boy!

If two potatoes were standing on the street corner, how could you tell which one was a prostitue? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Look for the one with a sticker that says I..DA..HO The Original Cabana Boy!

Master....you never look very happy about teaching me Am I a difficult student? Not at all - I am just sometimes surprised that being married for so long that THIS particular lesson hasn't been applied. See - the inflections in the typing didn't appear to your mind as they did in mine. Ahhh as in refreshing Ahhh, Paedwan was said with a slightly Porno voice, either (Ron Jeremy or John Holmes), and there was some "Dum shick shick a wawaaaaaa" in the back ground as well. I always look forward to teaching my students. Bwahahahahahahahaha The Original Cabana Boy!

First of all....congrats on day 4 and for keeping up w/ the fitness routine!!!! Secondly, I used to do a lot of road running and had a couple of close calls. I had a similar thing happen to me. I was crossing an intersection and I had the right of way. Well, someone can screaming through the intersection and almost made me a grease spot. I could have only been lucky enough to have the person park close enough for me to reach them. Trust me, the fucker would have though twice before blowing through another intersection. Glad your ok hun!

Yep, I just threw up in my mouth The Original Cabana Boy!

If you want, PM me. I work in the ANG Surgeon General's Office and I can have on of my doc's look at it. Try to type everything verbatim if you do. The Original Cabana Boy!

GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!! BOUT DAMN TIME! The Original Cabana Boy!

QuoteGreat thing is, she could have exchanged defecation for masturbation. Duuuuuuude The Original Cabana Boy!

Apparently, you live under the rock right next to me The Original Cabana Boy!

I hate you, Rob. The Original Cabana Boy!

the OBX bumper stickers? I'm assuming that you buy one of these if you've been to the Outer Banks....dunno . It seems like I am the only one on the road w/out one. The Original Cabana Boy!

She has been quite chatty today The Original Cabana Boy!

Awe, don't be jealous... I'm sure Slappie could use an assistant. ......SMACK ....... Are you out of your mind? The Original Cabana Boy!

Slappie is a fluffer? ... and you JUST figured this out??????? What's a fluffer? I just have this need to squash ass kissing threads. Those threads that are dripping with brown nosing so bad it makes your skin crawl. That and the high maintenance ones, where my life is all wonderful, wish you were here threads make me sick. a fluffer is the person on a porn set whose function is to prepare or "fluff" the male performers so as to be fully aroused when they go before the camera The Original Cabana Boy!

Is it possible for the pot to call it's own kettle black? The Original Cabana Boy!

Try taking one after having a normal meal. If they still bother you after that, you may want to call your doc. Usually, it's the iron that bothers people but there could be other things that could cause the irritation. The Original Cabana Boy!

What kind of vitamin is it? Is it just your everyday multi-vitamin or does it have a bunch of herbal extracts in it as well? The Original Cabana Boy!

Probably because you are taking them on an empty stomach. That's never a good idea because most multi-vitamins are loaded w/ iron. Iron can be pretty rough on the belly. The Original Cabana Boy!

Resorted to doing "Drive Bys" in SC now? You down wit a 187? Its the only way to avoid the feces that is often flung. The Original Cabana Boy!