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Yes maam. I'm still trying to figure out what kind though. The Original Cabana Boy!

I can't wait!!!!!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

Nun ya:6:0 Six very cool jumps. I'm finally getting the hang of flying on my head.

I'm going to work part time at the Waldorf Gold's Gym. I also train a couple of people on base. You know, for the longest time I was wondering why you were training people to base jump. I didn't know you knew how! Guess where my mind is? I think you know me better than that The Original Cabana Boy!

Sure....should we meet half way say somewhere like Oklahoma? The Original Cabana Boy!

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I'm going to work part time at the Waldorf Gold's Gym. I also train a couple of people on base. The Original Cabana Boy!

We could always work out other arrangements The Original Cabana Boy!

Thanks!!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!

Do you accept United Health Care card as payment? Only if you use direct deposit The Original Cabana Boy!

I got my official notification from the Cooper's Institute that I am a certified personal fitness trainer. Now I just need some clients....any takers The Original Cabana Boy!

Hahahahaha....yep, it was just confirmed w/ that statement. Always comforting when your number 1 fan shits in a bathtub The Original Cabana Boy!

He is??? I beg to differ. Well, maybe I should say gives the impression that he is normal. The Original Cabana Boy!

Very good news Sarah, now go pig out on some sweets! The Original Cabana Boy!

I try not to judge... Seriously, he is a completely normal dude in person. I think he has some kind of alternate internet personality The Original Cabana Boy!

.....that thinks Funks is in dire need of some serious psychological therapy? Anyone have any spare lithium laying around that I could give him? The Original Cabana Boy!

Smoooooth PIE! The Original Cabana Boy!

PIE....I LIKE PIE! The Original Cabana Boy!

No vaginal option...damn, that's hardcore! The Original Cabana Boy!

Are you Bob or are you B.O.B? The Original Cabana Boy!

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He's compensating. omg... you are just full of them today! He's just projecting his sexual frustration on everyone today. It's ok Brandon, there is someone out there for you. would you kindly tell her where to meet me then? On the corner of 7th and Constitution. I hear she only charges $25 per hour. Funks, isn't that your street corner? The Original Cabana Boy!

He's compensating. omg... you are just full of them today! He's just projecting his sexual frustration on everyone today. It's ok Brandon, there is someone out there for you. The Original Cabana Boy!

Thank you! The Original Cabana Boy!

Hahahaha...damn, you really did father his children. The Original Cabana Boy!