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With all the people that I am going to cram in my suitcase I will not any room for my clothes! It will be a tight fit, so it aint that bad Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

OH yes I dove! One day I did 5 dives. It was great I am so going back next year! Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I was in Cozumel for Halloween. We had a big party and a big pinata 32-2 is the hotel that I stayed at and where the party was. 63-2 is me breaking the leg of the witch. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

It was sent to me over myspace. I had no idea about the dates. I did a quick search on posts to see if it was a repost but nothing showed up. I just thought that it was an interesting piece. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I change mine on a regular basis. I have only listed a few of my favorites 0310aka10~ I love A-10s Moonlightning~ I have that one on now, I stole it from a post a while ago. GS-302 109~ Astoria Formation at the Oregon coast. Class field trip for a geology class. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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HA HA I have the cheapest rent for my apartment size. But I live in a college town. Without the school here this town would not be here. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

"This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before taxes, and $10,490.40, after. I work in the Air Force Network Control Center where I am part of the team responsible for a 5,000 host computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments, specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs for Network Technicians in the Washington, D.C. area reveals a position in my career field, requiring three years experience with my job. Amazingly, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year. No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000 per annum... I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions. Given the tenor of your column, I would assume that you NEVER had the pleasure of serving your country in our armed forces. Before you take it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional and DOD leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's lowest pay brackets off of WIC and food stamps, I suggest that you join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN; I leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you make, though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family and friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience." As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the spouses and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be able to make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone -- obviously they've been squandering the "vast" piles of cash the government has been giving them. Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in a foxhole, shivering against the cold desert night; and the flight sergeant tells you that there aren't enough people on shift to relieve you for chow, remember this: trade whatever MRE (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle casserole or cheese tortellini, and add Tabasco to everything. This gives some flavor. Talk to your loved ones as often as you are permitted; it won't nearly be long enough or often enough, but take what you can get and be thankful for it. You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most of the points you present in your opined piece. But, tomorrow from KABUL, I will defend to the death your right to say it. You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First Amendment rights and every other right you cherish. On a daily basis, my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people like you can thumb your collective nose at us, all on a salary that is nothing short of pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe. We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the private sector because we can't offer the stability and pay of civilian companies. And you, Ms. Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve? Rubbish! A1C Michael Bragg Hill AFB AFNCC" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This was sent to me over myspace. Knowing how many of you are past and present service members I thought that you might like to read this. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I pay $460 for a two good sized bedroom apartment. The rent went up last year by $15. My landlords suck ass though. For 8 units we only have 1 washer and dryer, and they are often broken. I am getting a new roomie in next week so rent will be $230!! Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Mine is very plain, its Heather Kay my mom gave me her middle name. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

http://www.myspace.com/sea_or_sky_diver Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

In no particular order: Phantom No, No, Nanette Singing in the Rain Crazy for You Victor Victoria Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I love saurkraut! I can eat it by the handfulls. I don't like the cooked stuff though. As for the most disgusting thing I have eaten is bread pudding. I hate the stuff with a passion. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

HART HE ZENITH HAZER THEN HIT HAZER TENTH HI Those are the best three Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I know how you feel.... My razr got wet too and I put it on the dash and turned the A/C on to dry it out. It worked just fine that night, but the next day it would not work. Gotta love the insurance. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

ewww gross, why did I even open it???? Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

WARNING: Holy CRAP this is funny. MUST HAVE GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR to continue. If your up-tight, goody-tu-shoes or a plain old party pooper, do NOT continue. Otherwise...enjoy.... 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. a cold vagina is still satisfying. don't believe me? try it in the snow. let's call this a DRAW 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc.... with vagina, you also have a choice....white, black, brown yellow, white, shaved, bushy, large, small, wet, or dry. so a DRAW 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. you may be hugging the toilet half an hour after drinking beer. so a DRAW 20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks. One Point to BEER Final Score 11 BEER/ 11 VAGINA That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: NEITHER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER. i guess that makes BEER the winner! Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Glencoe High School, Hillsboro, OR. GO TIDE! Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I haven't had math since Junior year of high school and I am on my 5th year in college! I had a geology class that had trig and calc in it and I did really good. I have a math 99 ( basic college algebra) class right now, everything is so fuzzy, there are parts that I can remember but all the rest I am lost on! Good luck with your math class Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Do you know of any free downloads for virus prtocetion or how to get ride of a virus? My computer is acting really funny. I think I might have a virus, something about a trojan spy wear. any help would be great Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Jumper03, He is the coolest geology guru in the world. He knows everything! Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I take it school started..... Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Tequila - 1 bottle any flavor Bunch of limes. cover Salmon with tequila. squeeze limes on top of Salmon, let sit for a few hours and wrap in tin foil and throw on the bbq. I love this recepie! Hope you like it too. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Ha ha ha. I was at lunch when I called you. I wanted an east coast opnion. could you ask your students??? that would be awsome!! If you do I will send you some Coffee Crisps. **bribe** Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

At work we are having a heated argument about the game that kids and maybe adults play in the car while the driver is turning a corner. And we all squish to one side or the other. One girl from norcal says jello, us from oregon say corners. we started to call everyone today to see what they say. I need your input!! edit: And say where you are from or grew up. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.