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This one! Bambi Meets Godzilla Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Thank you, sir. The process seems relatively easy. Does that ever cause problems with people "burying" an N number of an aircraft, say to hide an incident? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

So if I own a Cessna with tail number N6969A and I get a different aircraft, I can "transfer" N6969A to my recent purchase? Then what? I have to apply for a new tail number for the Cessna? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

As many did back in the day, I jumped the Bell 412 at Quincy. A 1997 picture shows the tail number N412AC. HOWEVER, if you look up N412AC in the FAA database, it shows a 412EP with a manufacture year of 2003. How does this work? Was the aircraft remanufactured or semething? I'm sure there is a logical explanation. Or ......... perhaps I was jumping in the Twilight Zone? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Take care of the pilot. Give him heat for the cold days and good airflow to keep him cool in the summer. And cup holders. Don't forget the cup holders. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

At least the crackheads have 12-step programs they can go to. We are stuck with the addiction. There is no cure. You can only treat the symtoms ........... by jumping more! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Here are about 50 ways. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Thanks for posting the film! And thanks to all of you who jumped that crap so that we don't have to today. I enjoy coming in for a nice tip-toe landing. Some of the impacts in the film made me cringe. And you guys did this every jump! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

That's an imprint?? No wonder he wasn't affected. And here I thought he was the Chuck Norris of flies. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Won't be able to make it to the signing. So, I just bought his book via Kindle. Looking forward to reading it as soon as I finish "Come Up and Get Me" by Joe Kittenger. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

It can even be used for something simple, like calling manifest from the landing area, which in our case is out of shouting range. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I carry a phone with me on EVERY jump. When I bought a new rig, I had them add an ROL pocket on each legstrap. One is for my phone and one is for my shorts (for after landing). I have a rig specifically made for naked jumping. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Done. When I lived in Europe, I was very impressed by the people of Luxembourg. Very warm and friendly and they didn't hate the Americans. Of course that was a LONG time ago. As a matter of fact, I heard about Elvis' death on Radio Luxembourg. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Short version: All other things being equal, will a smaller slider make a canopy opening process slower or faster? Will a smaller slider have less aero drag and go faster down the lines? Or will the fact that it is smaller restrict the opening of the canopy thereby slowing the overall opening? Longer version: I'm getting ready to start the process of thinking about beginning the research to decide whether or not I should consider getting a new canopy. Part of that process is asking myself what I want in a new canopy. I'm not downsizing. I love all of the characteristics of my current canopy EXCEPT that the slider hangs up for a couple seconds. IF I were to order the same exact canopy, should I order a smaller or larger slider? In my openings, the problem is not how fast the slider comes down, but rather when the slider decides to start that journey. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

For a lot of skydivers, that's sort of more horrifying than comforting... HEY! I resemble that remark! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

For decades a local car dealership's catch phrase was, "They ride with you every mile." Just recently they changed it to "They ride every mile with you." Was there something wrong with the first phrase, grammar-wise? Obviously, the two phases have different connotations but I was wondering if a grammar nazi made them change it for some reason. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Not from a Blanik, but I do have a couple glider jumps out of the Schweizer at Rantoul '06. ...... One nekked. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Tequila A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped you nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition - when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Confuse 'em....... "Better than I was, but not so good as I was before I got worse!" Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

OK, when was the first NAKED glider jump? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Haha ok ok it's too damn cold to jump naked where i'm from. Better? Better, yes. However, not too cold for me to jump naked there. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Speak for yourself. it's too damn cold to jump naked that time of the year Ahem ........ I beg to differ. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Billy the Mountain Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving