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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG!!!! ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

The rave scene definitely does a toll on you....now I just stick to the natural stuff You left out mushies b/c that can't really be compared to LSD ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

Kennedy is right. I don't think the law is being presented b/c of female genital piercing...it's to stop the removal of the clit. Many cultures carry on these traditions, even in the US. Most people people that perform this ritual use doctors who are from the same cultural up bringing, and most of the girls that are having this procedure performed on them are to young to stand up for themselves or the home they are brought up in is very strict in their cultural up bringing. There's plenty of evidence in court cases which have been tried in the US. I do; however, feel like they shouldn't bring up the piercing part. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

My personal favorite is: 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... and its on this weekend... Got Toe?? LOL We should do rodeo jumps this weekend.. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

What about Abita Purple Haze or Turbodog?? ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

Definitely GA!!! Lots of nice folks... ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

1. I moved to Atlanta from New Orleans on a Greyhoud bus with my coffee pot and a bag (back in 97). I'm still there. 2. Each night before I go to bed, i drink a glass of chocolate milk with a spoon (i've been doing it since i was six) ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

PBR ROCKS!! But when I want to the $$$, Newcastle or Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout (YUM) ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Everyone should read Fast Food Nation before going into another fast food restaurant... ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

I know this is silly..... EVER WONDER where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? AND... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how???) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought????...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because???) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

You should just be able to change the file extension when you open the pic. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

For the past 2 months, i've been doing indoor rock climbing. Does that count? ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

That is way tooo funny.... LOL You just made me laugh out loud. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

Drinking chocolate milk with a spoon ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

Is everyone planning to attend the CASA boogie next month in Monroe?? ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

This was my first boogie, and i have to say it kicked A**!!! Everyone was so nice. I even gave up my vegetarianism for Chris's pork ribs. There was so many firsts for me this weekend...helicopter jump, first off landing, first boogie, first time eating pork, even got into my first 4-wheeler crash (Thx Kyle)....gosh guess i owe Chris mucho beer. Does anyone know how to get in contact with Todd from AL? I want to make sure he is coming to the CASA boogie in Monroe. He was one of the best parts of my weekend. Erin ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

That was great!! Good work. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

We are going to have OH SO MUCH FUN!!! ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

And all of this is said while taking in the other religions that were defined before Christianity?? Organized religion is here for you to follow what other people want you to follow.... Think for yourself. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

you should also try jumping out, making your body really straight, while tucking one arm in and holding one arm straight out (horizontally). You will sort of end up spiraling head down toward the ground.....VERY FUN. ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

Bombay Sapphire and Tonic with lime.....mmmmmmm ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

Rent is awesome. I would pay to see it again.. You shouldn't have a hard time getting tickets since it's been out for a while, and it's an off broadway show. Have fun!! ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

midday Plain or Peanut?? ________________________________ "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

You should stop in Atlanta!