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Don't plan on that changing anytime soon... _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

I'm all for that. Like they say, "You can't drink all day unless you start early..." _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

I guess trash talking doesn't really translate to English very well. Maybe you should stick to speaking Swiss. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Just returned from a fine weekend at ZHills. Perfect weather, lots of awesome CRWDogs and some superb flying. Thanks to Mike Lewis, Jim Raz, Raul, Sarah B., Bryan Scott, TK, and the ZHills Staff. This was a super-fun weekend. Kevin K. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

I'll be there, but you won't be able to tell because I'll be freefalling with the big-way. Kevin K. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

That's more of an East Coast thing. We don't want to get involved in the CRWPup training over in the West. They have certain practices that are banned on this side of the country anyway. To the whiney OP, just shut up and burn, swallow, or dock on whatever they tell you to. You're receiving a priceless education, which, should you survive the training, will help you become the best CRWDog that you can be. Anyway, this early training is just to toughen you up so that you can endure the advanced courses. Have you been to the Basement yet? The Goat Sex will be a pleasant memory to think back on once they introduce you to the Gimp. He's a lot like Bill Dause, only way meaner. Hopefully, they will bring you to an East Coast CRW event soon...and yes, there will be Toads. Kevin K. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Entitled to your opinion, but I think you should re-think your agreement. The previous statement was that water was, "more forgiving", not that it was particularly nice. I think that you would be hard pressed to find impact conditions with water which would not be, "more forgiving", than those of dry land. Sure, if you hit the water at high speed, the impact may be called, "unforgiving", but still better than dirt. Kevin K. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

This will surely cause problems when you take him to the DZ. Imagine when you call him - "Hey Asshole". It's going to be really confusing. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Creepy piercings... _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Life and Death by Tom Clancy _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

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Takes me back to the old days, when we actually did have to pick up beer as we got close to the DZ, because the cooler was already empty from the trip.

The blind leading the blind... _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Obviously not to everyone...

I love that commercial every time I see it.

Please believe me. No one who is saying these things WANTS to be your friend. We (or at least I am) think that you are acting like an extreme pain in the ass in a DZ training situation. People who train jumpers see this type come along now and then, and they dread it. Their livelihood relies on safely training folks and teaching them to perform under pressure. You have demonstrated that you cave under the most mild of conditions, and require extreme care and tenderness that is all but impossible unless you hire your own personal instructor. And even in that case, you will probably lose the first few due to frustration with your shit. Is that plain enough for you ? I don't train students, so I don't care if you stay in the sport or not. I'm just thinking of many friends who are hard-working instructors, who I would not like to see saddled with you as a student. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

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You sure have that right ! I have read the last few pages thinking, "Geez, those instructors sure have to put up with a lot. Not only do they have to care for and be responsible for their students, they have to put up with the whiney, bitchey ones like this, who think their ass should float to the plane on a silk pillow with the AFF-Is blowing them kisses all the way. Get the fuck over yourself and realize what activity you're doing. Maybe you should take up bowling with a team of soft, happy bunnies. Kevin Keenan

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So, you're saying that Mark is on the right track ? _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

I recently attended a couple of events which were full of them - the POPS World Record Big-Way Attempts and the National Skydiving Museum Hall of Fame Induction, both at DeLand. There were so many Old and Bold skydivers at these two events, it was mind-boggling. There have been times when I remember feeling Bold, and just about every morning getting out of bed, I feel Old. But being around folks that I have heard and read about for years, was truly humbling. Ours is an exceptional sport, and I never tire of the exceptional people who are drawn to it, both young and old. Kevin K. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Tanqueray & Tonic _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?

Getting old in Florida Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs , doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?' ********************************************************** Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Ft. Lauderdale reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about. ********************************************************** A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community.. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?' He replies, 'I lived here years ago.' 'So, where were you all these years?' 'In prison,' he says. 'Why did they put you in prison?' He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.' 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single..?!' ********************************************************** Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers , he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?' After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!' The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?' He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' ********************************************************** A man was telling his neighbor in Miami , 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.' ********************************************************** A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids

Ya gotta love a good CRW wrap. At least it always brings a smile to my face... Kevin K. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ?