Phillbo

Sweet .... I hope to be jumping mine soon

Actually it should be less but I can't tell 100% until I get my rig completed so I try to over estimate. I weigh 220 - 225 max.

I'm a low nuimber jumper but I have a tendancy to do a "touch" of my hackey at about 7k.. Just so I know where it is

I always wear mine on takeoff. I thought that was SOP..

Lets talk wimpy wing loading Low jumper here. I have about 15 jumps on a rental Nav 220 and no problems. I have not wrung it out completely (geee no kiding in 15 jumps ) but have done very well with a lot of the stuff on the "list" that everyone refers to when downsizing is discussed. I'm not good but I'm safe. I have opened high quite a bit just to work on canopy skills because I consider the freefall to be the safe part and the landing to be the risky part of this sport. I expect my new canopy to be delivered this month and I'm just looking for some info on what to expect when I transition to it. I'll be stepping down to a 170 Stilletto Kidding .. I bought a Sihlouette 210. It's not much of a downsie and I expect to enjoy it for a few hundred jumps. I'll load it about 1.23:1 depending on the previous nights Black and Tan intake. Good choice ? I think so Opinions, Concerns ......

Only once .. That was the day I took one for the team and cracked open a Fosters so the clouds would part. It worked so it was worth it .

Ratbastard... Nice job

Yo Dom, whats your secret for making it look like an accident

I would never hire a skydiver. They drink too much

Buy her a house and a car and get it over with

Nice troll Plaything .... Chop , give that girl a couple swats from me will ya

Dang old geezer kicked my ass

Close.... Dirty Pool beats it .. Riviera Paradise is close too Bad to the Bone ... George can rock out too

I call it "Nike Coffee".. It taste like someone put their sneakers in it ... The cafateria calls it Starfucks French Roast .........

Well.... I guess we know where the 2 votes came from Tin Pan Alley !!!!!!!!!!!

4. Smile and say hello to strangers Best advice I have seen so far !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Makes me feel good .. and you get a little chuckle knowing they are thinking " why did that goober just smile at me ?"

Jumping the Sky

Thats a loaded question

"Must be a peach of a hand"

"excuse me but does this look swollen to you ?"

I'd give it a try in hopes that I would get lucky and be on a show that does not require eating chit. Cover me in it, fine , make me eat it and I'll need the bucket please. my tits are real tho

I saw a quick blurb on the news last night about someone recently jumping the worlds smallest chute. The narration stated it was the size of a sleeping bag or something like that . I really did not hear much of it but did catch a fast swoop out of the corner of my eye. Nothing came up on search. anyone have the scoop on this ??

97' F-250 Power Stroke Diesel here ... 4 doors, 4x4 and tows the boat like It ain't even there 17 mpg in town empty, 21 running down to Mexico and 12 towing the boat. It's not the best looking truck in the world but with 120K on it , it runs like a top

I've been thinking about checking them out once I get my card...

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