JerryBaumchen

Hi joe, Back in the 50's there was a chain of restaurants here on the west coast called 'Li'l Black Sambos.' Then they changed their name to 'Sambos.' Then Denny's bought them & changed it to 'Denny's.' Jerry Baumchen

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Hi Bob, I was there that day also; definitely one of those pucker factors just watching things. I was talking with Ralph about it just a few years ago and he said that he tried to grab some pack fabric but could not and ended up pulling the reserve ripcord housing, which dislodged things. Ralph is not the slimmest, most flexible guy around. Jerry Baumchen

Hi turtle, It is not a matter of 'can't'; it is a matter of won't. Jerry Baumchen

Hi Dan, You looking for the V-P slot with him? Jerry Baumchen

Hi turtle, What did you expect? It was a carefully worded, sexist posting. We already know that you will vote for Trump; now you're just trying to bash Clinton. Didn't work so good, did it? Going to try again? Jerry Baumchen

Hi turtle, Opinions are like a**holes, we all have at least one. I was completely against Ms. Clinton in '08; then I watched her as Sec of State. She did that job very well IMO; travelling all over the world, looking like h*** sometimes; but she did the work. I agree; but voting for The Donald will not accomplish it. Ms. H is going to get my vote, YMMV, Jerry Baumchen

Hi folks, Lisa, this one is for you: The Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. The Geography of a Man Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts! Jerry Baumchen

Hi Robert, Re: 'In South Carolina, a CBS News exit poll found that 75 percent of Republican voters supported banning Muslims from the United States. A PPP poll found that a third of Trump voters support banning gays and lesbians from the country. Twenty percent said Lincoln shouldn't have freed the slaves.' The R's are showing their true colors. Jerry Baumchen

Hi david, I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did. And am I ever glad that you did not give away the ending. Jerry Baumchen

Hi folks, Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John’s wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, “I’m so sorry for your loss, You must feel terrible”. Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: “Hell no! Fact is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled horrible. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off waswhen I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good and smelled . But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle.” The old woman fainted. Jerry Baumchen

Hi Robert, I'm thinking this may be an even bigger revolt: http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/first-read-republican-party-brink-coming-apart-n527901 Or is it panic? Jerry Baumchen

Hi skycop, Ok, let's try this; you posted: 'Sure there are, but doctors, lawyers, judges, etc. cover for each other as well, I bet in much greater numbers.' This is what I am asking you to prove; not something regarding LEO's and their firing or not firing their guns. Put up or stay quiet. Jerry Baumchen

Hi skycop, Do you have any idea of what 'prove it' means? It means finding a citation to support your thoughts/comments. How about giving it try and then getting back to us? Jerry Baumchen

Hi skycop, As my best college math instructor would say: 'Prove it.' Jerry Baumchen

Hi John, Truer words have never been spoken. Jerry Baumchen

Hi folks, A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up acouple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says, "Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time. "The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens." Jerry Baumchen

Hi rehmwa, I think he is hoping for the #2 slot. Do you think the country could survive those two blowhards? Jerry Baumchen

Hi Robert, Here is one for you: What up & coming Republican is willing to get on the ticket with Trump as V-P? 1. If they were to win, he would have no future because of how Trump would screw things up. 2. If they were to lose, he definitely would have no future. Many one of our Canadian friends could come on down & get on the ticket with Trump. They couldn't go anywhere but they sure would have a great story to tell their grandchildren. Jerry Baumchen

Hi Robert, I heard that interview this morning. It was a lead-in to a PBS show at 9 PM this Tuesday called 'The Spacemen.' Joe K is a part of the show. Jerry Baumchen http://www.pbs.org/video/2365656904/

Hi Terry, Yes, you do: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=4071127;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25; Jerry Baumchen

Hi turtle, Only if . . . : https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2016/02/25/sandoval-bows-out-of-supreme-court-consideration/ Jerry Baumchen

Hi bill, ^^^^ This!!!!!! Jerry Baumchen

Hi folks, A Scotsman has spent his afternoon in the local pub, and had a bit too much cheer... On the way home; he decides that he needs to lie down for a nap. So he's lying in the ditch , when a couple of schoolgirls are passing by... Seeing his kilt; they start discussing what a Scotsman wears underneath it. Once their curiosity got the best of them; they lift the bottom of the kilt up, and this Scotsman is there in all of his glory! Unable to resist a prank; one takes a blue ribbon from her ponytail, and ties it around his scrotum. Hours Later... Upon waking; the Scotsman feels the need to answer the call of Nature. As he lifts the Kilt, he can't help but see the ribbon. He thinks to himself; "Aye Laddy; I don't know where you went without me, but at least you won first prize!" Jerry Baumchen

Hi folks, WORLDS WORST GOLF FOURSOME: 1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O. J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY, YOU ASK? 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER 2. O. J. IS A SLICER 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST Jerry Baumchen