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that's kick ass funny. thanks for making me laugh S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

lol, I took this from the description... The Rooster-born, especially the men, will be attractive, even dashingly handsome. that's awfully safe to put in a forum where 99.9% of the people haven't seen you, and the other .1 were too drunk to remember what you look like. All I know is you looked like hell in the morning....oh, wait that was me. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

OK, not all of them, and not all the time. I'm currently bitter and hurt yet again. I keeps letting myself get too optimistic too fast about things, and of course they never go as planned, but everytime, I act as if I didn't see it coming anyways. I tried really hard not to let that happen with this one. There were too many reasons not to get involved. Odd meeting, long distance relationship, she had some problems that I'm not sure that I could overlook in the long run, but then all of the sudden I took a step back, and realised that I was possibly "in love," or whatever. That of course being the curse...about two days later, she shuts herself off to me. I was visiting, and she said she thought it best that I leave, which was due to the fact that I was moving too close into her "personal space," which I understand fully. She said things weren't over, that she still wanted to be with me, just being at her place all the time wasn't gonna work. Cool, no problem. Since I've been back she hasn't called much, and when she does it's really short conversations, then she's gotta go. I finally give up waiting for her to call and call her, ask her to call me back, two days later I call her again. I just got off the phone from an "I don't know what I want right now," conversation (if you can call it that,) which was followed by I gotta go, can we talk about this later. I don't know how she can do that. I think things would feel just a little bit better if it seemed like she gave a shit in the slightest way. Anyhow, sorry for ranting, I probably seem like a total nutcase right now, but I needed to vent a bit and it's too early to call a friend right now. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

yep, you gotta pick the suit you want. http://www.rmwjumpsuits.com/Colour/colourpicker.php?order=Y&FileName=fsfast.txt S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I've seen and thought the same thing S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I went back and checked, and indeed you are correct that the sadistic one doesn't change. Did you also happen to notice how quickly the seconds count down? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

to tap another keg as it were.... what's the difference between a lawyer and a carp? one's a scum sucking bottom feeder...the other's a fish S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I agree 100% with both statements. I send tons of good vibes to your friend. I also think that if you were really as offensive as you think you are right now, you wouldn't be as sensitive. You offended a person or two,...who cares. I'm not saying it's a good thing to do all the time, but hey, it happens. Move on, I think the people you offended have. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

WHAT???? you mean it didn't mean anything... You mean I could still die tomorrow???? I guess I better keep living like I might then.

I took both, the first one said 2050, the second, 2035, apparently I do enough bad stuff to take 15 years off my life.... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

here's a more accurate way of predicting the unpredictable...at least it takes into account some of your personal info. http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/ S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Like you said....as long as it doesn't involve missing the next load, there isn't really much I wouldn't do. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

hehehe, sorry for the repost then. I've had it sitting inmy inbox for about two months, meaning to post it, finally, bored enough at work that I remembered to. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

not sure if this has been put up here before or not, but in case it hasn't a friend of mine emailed this to me a while ago, and I thought it was funny. > >Subject: U think u are having a bad day.......... > >Taken from a Florida Newspaper. > > > > > > > > A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio > >and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was > >racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally > >slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, > >was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the > >motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. > > > > The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room > >and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and > >bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him and the > >shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and > >summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly > >large hill, the wife went down the several flights of > >stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her > >husband. > > > > After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to > >the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and > >pushed it outside. Since gas had spilled on the > >floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the > >gasoline and threw the towels in the toilet. > > > > The man was treated and released to come home. On > >arrival, he looked at the shattered patio door and the > >damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, > >went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and > >smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he > >flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while > >seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the > >loud explosion and her husband > >screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her > >husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been > >blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, > >the back of his legs and his groin. > > > > The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. > >The very same paramedics were dispatched and the wife > >met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the > >husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the > >street. While going down the stairs to the street > >accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked > >the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told > >them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one > >of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the > >husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and > >broke his arm. > > > > > > > > > >Feeling better yet? > > > > > > > > > > The average cost for rehabilitating a seal after the > >Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a > >special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved > >animals were released back into the wild amid cheers > >and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full > >view, a killer whale ate them both. > > > > > > > > > >Still not there yet? > > > > > > > > > > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, > >shaking frantically with what looked like a wire > >running from his waist towards the electric kettle. > >Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she > >whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back > >door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that > >moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman. > > > > > > > > > >Maybe this will do it! > > > > > > > > > > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the > >cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughter-house in > >Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, the pigs, all two thousand > >of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, > >trampling the two hapless protesters to death. > > > > > > > > > >If after this one you don't feel better then I give up! > > > > > > > > > > An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough > >postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return > >to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; > >he opened it and was blown to bits. > > > > > > > > > >Your day's not so bad, now is it? > S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

no arms, no legs, lying on your doorstep Matt S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Nobody in this thread has mentioned the Voodoo, good or bad. I'm curious as to why. I know a lot of "options" on some rigs are standard for the voodoo, thus, making the initial price a little more, but if you factor in all the extras you want it is good bang for your buck so to speak. I just wonder why noone mentioned them at all. I think they are one of if not the best looking rig on the market too. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I wonder if she was informed about the "it free if you're naked" rule. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I think it could have something to do with who knows who. I think that if people know the person well enough, they will treat it like a joke, and only a joke, whereas, if they were not to know a person, they may feel more inclined to express the fact that they do not in reality condone that kind of thinking. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

what do you think funded my jumps this summer? A man can't live on love alone. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Has anybody seen this yet?? I'm curious about the Da Vinci jump. I know he's wearing a modern rig as well which if things went wrong I'm sure he could cut away and deploy, but I'm wondering what the decent rate on it was. I read an article on the jump, and it said the balloon took him to 10000 ft. and he had a 5 min. parachute decent, so I guess he didn't land it, just wondering if it was possible or not. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

You mean you had your hand in your panties before you even took off your boots??? at least you have priorities.... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Thanks all, got it working. I'm really quite bored, so my plan is to make a printout of my current jumpsuit, and print out various container colours sized to fit the printout of my current jumpsuit, and make little skydiver paperdolls. That way I can decide on colours for when I'm ready to buy a new container.

ok, certain gear sites have programs that let you fool around with colour schemes. I need to know how to save them to my hard drive. I tried just using "save as," then when I went back to them all it was was a grey screen. I've seen others post pics of their choices, and am just wondering how they saved them, or rather how I can save them. Thanks. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

does the seat vibrate or something? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

It is... but I've YET to see my handles prior to using them. (cept when My head was pinned down). I wasn't meaning during the main deployment. You were making reference to finding your cutaway and reserve handles after you were under a perfectly functional main to see how much they moved. I was refering to the reserve deployment procedures. I haven't seen my hackey before I pull it, and to be quite honest the one time I had a reserve ride I didn't look at first either, but that's one of the reasons I practice it they way I do now. At first I didn't find the handles, and it cost me maybe an extra second or so, but that's an extra second I may or may not be able to afford. So now for me, reserve procedure is always look reach pull. In practice, and god willing, in the case of an actual emergency. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".