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    Edmonton Skydive Centre
  • License
    B
  • License Number
    5047
  • Licensing Organization
    CSPA
  • Number of Jumps
    480
  • Years in Sport
    5
  • First Choice Discipline
    Swooping
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    Formation Skydiving

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  1. Indeed I did. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  2. I really don't see the part where you played a joke on your woman lol... I'd say you were the butt of this one. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  3. then they'd all be 100% voted for though S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  4. I'd say it's more against human nurture. babies and infants don't do any of those things as far as I know. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  5. I personally would have voted for The Uninsured Relative Workshops, but that's just me :p S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  6. Even his attorney's name is keister... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  7. I wear bowling shoes... not the clown type ones you rent at the alley, ordered ones from a catalogue... I sucked at bowling so they told me I should take up skydiving. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  8. fool

    Vagina Game

    Good Will Vagina The muppets take Vagina Oh god, you vagina S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  9. fool

    Vagina Game

    The Usual Vaginas Four Vaginas From Dusk till Vagina Vagina Vagina Bang Bang S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  10. I got coaching whenever it was available, and am fairly skilled, but there were times when luck was involved, but I don't think very many. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  11. My first bought canopy was a spectre 135... I don't think I'd really recommend it for everyone, or anyone heavier than I am, but I had no issues with it. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  12. I agree with what you said, but wanted to add my point of view on this anyhow. I think it varies greatly person to person on when that reality check comes in. I know for me, I probably had 200 jumps before I seriously asked myself if I was willing to potentially give my life for this wonderful sport and the people that are in it. I eventually said yes obviously, but realised that I was previously in the crowd of "it will never happen to me," and I think for some people that's the way they get out of the plane for a while. I was told early on that it's a guarantee that if you spend enough time in this sport, that you WILL lose friends to it, but it didn't really sink in until later. People tell themselves that it's safer than driving, that it's never going to happen to them, or ignore the possibility of death because they aren't yet prepared to face the reality of it yet, but if you spend enough time in the sport, eventually you're going to ask yourself the same question I did. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  13. well, according to the write up, we all better find a new hobby... "Folks, as you plan your activities for the summer, consider the cost. Not the monetary, but the physical and mental cost. Ask yourself, "Am I about to do something I might have to pay with my life to enjoy?" If you answer "yes," or even "maybe," stop right there and find something else to do. After all, it's only worth it if you're alive and in one piece to tell your friends afterwards." S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  14. fool

    WoW?

    Anyone here playing World of Warcraft? I know there was an older thread on it, but just wanted an idea of how many people here have tried it, or are currently involved in it. I've been playing for a few months, and DAMN. I can't seem to pull myself away from it. I'm currently playing a NE druid on shadowmoon getting my ass handed to me in STV. What about you all? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".
  15. Well, they make plastic nail covers for cats, a friend of mine bought them for his carpet clawing kitty. I helped him put them on, and it says to make sure they don't lick at them and whatnot for 5 minutes after you put them on so the glue can dry. He sprayed her paws with the spray stuff... It turns out a cat's cleaning instinct is stronger than it's instinct to not put horribly disgusting stuff on their tongue... she licked away with an absolutely revolted look on her face and eyes all scrunched up until the spray wasn't there anymore. She didn't come around us for almost a week. She was Pissed. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".