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not after the comments we just made....I think we'd be safer packing our own. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

OK, I'm sick of all this chauvenistic (sp) bullshit!!! You guys say "bare foot and pregnant." That disgusts me....Give 'em shoes, they can cut the grass.

The reason I started jumping at the dz I did (Edmoonton Skydive centre) is because they opened two weeks prior to the competition (Eden North.) I said to myself that when I'm don elearning how to skydive, I will jump at Eden North. I will at this point break that rule, and upon realizing that you never stop learning, I will jump at Eden North. I have no Idea if this makes sense, but..... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

yep, good point. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

A Russian man was working in the mine one day when he found a lamp. He rubs the lamp and (yep you guessed it) a genie comes out. "What the?" "I'm a genie comrade, but we have fallen on hard times, and I can only grant you one wish, not three." The man considers this for a short time and says, "Alright then, I wish instead of urine, to piss vodka. The best vodka I have ever drank." The genie grants the wish, and dissappears. The man goes home after work and tells his wife to go get two glasses from the kitchen. She is curious, but she does as he asks. The man proceeds to urinate in the glass, and his wife starts screaming. "Don't worry honey, taste it." He drinks some and finally convinces her to do the same, and indeed it is the best vodka either one of them have ever tasted. They drink this vodka all night long, until it's time for bed. The next day the same thing happens. He comes home from work, asks for two glasses, and they proceed to drink for the rest of the evening. This pattern carries on for the rest of the week. Friday rolls around, and after work the man goes home and says, "honey, bring me a glass from the kitchen." "only one?" she asks. "Yes, only one." he answers. she asks him to explain and he answers "Because tonight, you drink from the bottle."

this is a pre-joke appology for those who it may offend. A priest and a Rabbi see a boy on the street, the priest says, "we should screw him." The rabbi says, "out of what?" sorry. Popped in my head, not sure where it's from. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

we already covered this earlier in the thread Chile, and yes it does....get it.... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

but if she does it with me it'd be two cases of beer because I've never done one either....TWO CASES

a russian man was working in a mine. While working one day he happens upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and you guessed it, a genie pops out. THe genie says, "Good afternoon comrade, we have fallen upon hard times and so I can only grant you one wish, not the usual three." The man gives this some thought, and says, "well, I wish I could piss Vodka. The best Vodka in the world." The genie grants the wish and dissappears. The man gets home and instructs his wife to go to the cupboard and get two glasses. She is curious, but does as he wishes. The man proceeds to fill both glasses with his own urine while his wife is now very concerned. He says, "trust me, drink from the glass, as I do." They both drink, and agree that it is indeed the best vodka they have ever had. They drink the vodka all night. The next day after a hard days work the man comes home, "Honey, get two glasses from the cupboard, and we will drink again." She knowingly complies, and once again they drink the best vodka they have tasted. Friday rolls around and the man comes home from work, "Honey, get me a glass from the cupboard." The woman inquires, "only one?" "yes." "why is that?" "because," he says "tonight you drink from the bottle."

Two things might happen. 1) double mal...forever becomes a very short time. 2) your "destined altitude," becomes 25 feet. Enough to femur, not enough to do any life threatening damage, so as soon as you heal, you have to do it again. Either way. Doesn't sound like too much fun. Here's to that never happening.

I find it kind of odd that 90% of all of these stories begin with the classic "my friend..." hehehe Just to add to the pile. My friend Jerry was at his ex-gf's place drinking with some of his friends and decided it would be a really good idea to piss on her cat. Yes, on her cat. needless to say it didn't go over to well when she pet the cat and figured out why her cat, and her hand, were wet. Thanks for reminding me of that, I'd forgotten all about it. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

It should at least have pictures... BOOBIES!!!! S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

That's the mug shot when he got arrested for being liquored, no? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I was just playing. I think it's awesome that there will be a 3rd games. At least it shows there's hope. I'd hate to be in a spot where they shut them down after 2, and maybe a title like the 3rd world air games will get some people's attention too.

The 3rd world air games....so it'll be a bunch of Ethiopians and the like in swoop comps and freefly events? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Yeah... now that you mention it......I do remember that... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

isn't it just beer for licenses? Pies are for 100, 500, 1000, and every thousand after that no? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

FINALLY, a good country song!!!

Also, there becomes an issue of how to keep track of who's been drinking and who hasn't. You know, that if it were allowed, there would be people who would be like, well I only had a couple...you know, the same people who do that while driving. It's just better to wait till beer light in my opinion. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Nice work michele. To be completely honest when I saw the length of the post, I initially was like, ok, skip it (attention span of a gnat..) I did however read it, and was touched. When you were talking of quitting I wanted to yell NOOOOOOO!, then thought about the physics involved in you hearing me through my monitor, and decided against. I'm so very glad we didn't lose one today, and even more that YOU are proud of YOU. That's so very excellent. I too hope someday to take a formal canopy flight school. Until then I guess I will have to take the free coaching from our local GURU.

Two things might happen. 1) double mal...forever becomes a very short time. 2) your "destined altitude," becomes 25 feet. Enough to femur, not enough to do any life threatening damage, so as soon as you heal, you have to do it again. Either way. Doesn't sound like too much fun. Here's to that never happening.

Need more help with the Mirc thing. There's the mIRC network thing, then another option bar, what goes in those two places? I can't find the options you listed, so I tried adding a new one, and I really have no clue... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

how do you get to here without clicking on this link? I searched around the site and couldn't see a chat link...maybe I'm blind, whatever...cool stuff if people use it. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

so, when you flash him for extra altitude, does he give it or is he like "I see that for free all the time." just curious... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

ALRIGHT.... This is a serious poll...who's the joker who actually picked Bud???? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".