PaulHitchman

Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat . Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. CHERRY MISTMAS!

Every one join in the exciting Hitzbollah Boogie next year in St. Peterburg Russia. 8 USD 13500 ft. not bad Interested drop me a line... Paul

brilliant nacmacfeegle

Thanks AggieDave once again. I remember your advice on the HeatWave issue. I'll be taking it with me. Z-Hills and Florida here we come. Paul

I'm sure this is a question that's been asked many times since sept 11. and I appologise to those possibly grinding there teeth at this question but: Any advice for travelling to the US with a CYPRES (AOD)? - Should it be carry on luggage? I read USPA site saying that a CYPRES is NOT classed as "dangerous goods" and every airline should be able to provide the official with a list including the CYPRES as safe. But the USPA warned that there is suffucient reason to get to the airport with plenty of time to spare just incase luggage handlers stop you. Has anyone got any advice before I take my chute on as carry on luggage. Paul

is it possible to have five in a trilogy? Paul

it's true that RW people drift, so it's possible to drift above the ff if you go after, but the ff fall faster up to a third faster. I'd rather go after them that have them at the same open altitude dropping around. I understood that head downs can track way quicker than any RW drift. If anyone else can put some light on this subject as it always seems a point of argument at some drop zones. Obviously the upper winds come into play. So is it higher upper winds RW people out first? I guess...

wouldn't have a St.Bernard dog with akeg of brandy would ya?

Funny, after the midnight jump I'll dive in. Avoiding the dogs ofcourse. Paul

I thought Finland was extreme parachuting... I get you got me beat. Paul

well I hope to see you all there. Let's all fall in the swoop pond on news year, that is after I do the night jump. New year in free fall.

I'll be in skydive city on these times might be interesting to know who else is planning to go if any.

I wanted to beat Erno this morning. So a BIG hello from me... to all of you. Thank God it's Friday. Weather not looking good here for jumping a snow front is on it's way and it's getting here by mid afternoon. Snow Saturday and then the temperature drops to -5 and more snow. Have to go to the club to get my gear. Had a new pilot chute and kill line fitted. The old kill line was wripped at the join to the body. Why am I telling you all this? It's time for morning coffee... Let the day begin...

Does bugger all. that's the problem. I get the screen but in the middle where the chat text shoul appear, theres a little plug icon and a get it from Netscape. But when I click on it and go to Netscapes page it says plug in not found. I think it's a joke page by some ex Netscape employee.

Tweaking is a scary word used by people who know something about programming. I'm not going to even ask. I'm using Netscape 6.2.1 you'd think it had a java applet thingy. the recomendation was 4.0 or above on the chat page.