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Nick Heard a funny story from moe a little bit ago about jumps you made when your body wasn't cooperating. Think he called them "sandbags" something about going limp in the harness immediately after exit. Would love to hear your espouse on the events of them days.

*** I do object to JJ hijacking the superbowl with her tit flash. Context is important. She can do what the hell she likes as long as it's somehow labeled and families don't have it shoved in their face when enjoying a national tradition. Quote Tits are a healthy alternative to the ultra... "Violence"-(pick negative adjective) which is the NFL.

Business News for Technology Leaders U.S. Drops Out of Top 10 'Freest' Economies January 5, 2005 1:32PM The United States has dropped out of the world's top 10 "freest economies" in a ranking released Tuesday by the conservative Heritage Foundation. The organization, which promotes low taxes and limited government regulation, said the United States was tied for 12th place with Switzerland in the 2005 Index of Economic Freedom. Hong Kong retained its top ranking in the survey, followed by Singapore, Luxembourg and Estonia. Ireland and New Zealand tied for fifth place, followed by Britain, Denmark, Iceland and Australia in the top 10. Chile ranked 11th. "Perhaps the greatest surprise in this year's index is the failure, for the first time, of the United States to make the top 10," the Washington-based research group said. "Although its score remains unchanged from last year, and it is still classified as free, the United States -- now in a tie for 12th place with Switzerland -- has been 'treading water,' according to the editors, and hence has been surpassed by countries willing to open their economies still further." The report, compiled with the Wall Street Journal, "demonstrates that the countries with the greatest degrees of economic freedom also enjoy the highest living standards," Heritage said. "During the last nine years, countries that have done the most to improve their scores on the index's 10 measures of economic freedom have, in general, experienced the highest rates of economic growth. Iceland, for example, has improved steadily, producing a compound growth rate of 3.5 percent." The report showed "a net increase in global economic freedom" overall in the global economy, with 86 scoring better this year than last year and 57 countries getting lower scores. Overall, 17 countries are classified as having "free" economies, 56 as "mostly free," 70 as "mostly unfree" and 12 as "repressed." The criteria used include free trade, taxes, government intervention in the economy, monetary policy, capital flows and foreign investment, property rights and informal market activity. Among European nations outside the top 10, Germany ranked 18th, Italy 26th and France 44th. Japan, the world's second-largest economy, ranked 39th in the survey. The Asia-Pacific region offered sharp contrasts, with the two highest-ranked economies but also the two lowest-rated countries in the world, Myanmar and North Korea.

By "improvement" you mean the homo-centric view of what is better, don't you? yeah thats right

*** The point they had was that in all of known history, there was NOT A SINGLE CASE of a mutation in any species in which the DNA GAINED information. In EVERY SINGLE CASE, information was LOST. Quote This is a common misconception.The information in DNA need not be gained OR lost only changed. This thinking stems from the very ecclesiastical idea that evolution is a sright line from less to more. When infact "improvement" has nothing to do with it.

Pajarito- Reasons do not equal justification. Explain why disbelief should lead to death. After all isn't damnation of non-belivers the altimate justification for belivers and god. Hardly seems fair, just or loving to hasten the damnation of non-belivers or those who have a moment of weakness simply to stroke the ego of the master of the universe.

***The Bible says that God is a just God. Quote 1. What punishment does God mandate for anyone with a different religion? A. None. God accepts all his children, even those who believe in dirrerent deities. B. Death of the nonbeliever (man and woman, great and small) and everyone in the community. C. Purgatory. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: B. (Death of the nonbeliever (man and woman, great and small) and everyone in the community.) “He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed” (Exodus 22:20). “If thou shalt hear say . . . Certain men . . . saying, Let us go and serve other gods . . . Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword” (Deuteronomy 13:12-15). “That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman” (2 Chronicles 15:13). 2. How did Jesus punish those with different religions? A. He struck them dumb. B. He smote them and had worms eat them. C. He had the apostles kill them for Him. D. All of the above. Correct Answer: D. (All of the above.) “And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak . . . because thou believest not my words” (Luke 1:20). “And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost” (Acts 12:23). “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me” (Luke 19:27). 3. Pharaoh, alone, made the decision to imprison the Israelites. How did God punish this lone individual? A. God killed every firstborn child of Egypt, including the firstborn of people imprisoned by Pharaoh as well as the firstborn of cattle. B. God struck everyone in the fields, man and cattle, with hail. C. God struck every single Egyptian with boils. D. All of the above. Correct Answer: D. (All of the above.) "And it came to pass, that at midnight the Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle” (Exodus 12:29). And the Lord said unto Moses, Stretch forth thine hand toward heaven, that there may be hail in all the land of Egypt . . . And the hail smote throughout all the land of Egypt all that was in the field, both man and beast” (Exodus 9:22-25). “And the magicians could not stand before Moses because of the boils; for the boil was upon the magicians, and upon all Egyptians” (Exodus 9:11). 4. How does God punish complainers? A. In no way. While they should not complain, since it is only by the grace of God that we are here, our just and loving God does not punish people for this act. B. Their prayers will go unanswered for seven days and seven nights. C. The condition of which they complain will be magnified tenfold. D. God will burn the complainer, and everyone residing anywhere near him, with fire. Correct Answer: D. (God will burn the complainer, and everyone residing anywhere near him, with fire.) “And when the people complained, it displeased the Lord: and the Lord heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the Lord burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp” (Numbers 11:1). 5. How has God punished those who have no knowledge of him? A. This is ridiculous. If they haven't heard of Him, God certainly wouldn’t punish them. B. He does not punish them until they know of Him. If they continue to disbelieve after being informed, He strikes them with plagues. C. Their crops do not produce and their animals do not reproduce. D. He sends lions to maul the ignorant to death. Correct Answer: D. (He has sent lions to maul the ignorant to death.) “Wherefore they spake to the king of Assyria, saying, The nations which thou hast removed, and placed in the cities of Samaria, know not the manner of the God of the land: therefore he hath sent lions among them, and, behold, they slay them, because they know not the manner of the God of the land” (2 Kings 17:26). 6. How should we punish whore-committing nonbelievers in a manner that will reduce God’s otherwise unrelenting wrath? A. Don’t judge them or toss stones. Leave the judgment to God. B. Stone them to death and bury their bodies in a single grave. C. Evict them from the community, and if they are family members, dissociate from them forever. D. Kill them, and hang their heads against the sun for God to view. Correct Answer: D. (Kill them, and hang their heads against the sun for God to view.) “And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. . . . and the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel. And the Lord said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord against the sun, that the fierce anger of the Lord may be turned away from Israel” (Numbers 25:1-4) 7. What is God’s punishment for adultery? A. None. While adultery is a sin, God forgives sins rather than punishes them. B. The adulterer is to be killed. C. The adulterer’s partner is to be killed. D. B and C. Correct Answer: D. (B and C) “If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel” (Deuteronomy 22:22). 8. How did God punish a man who kept the Ark of the Covenant from falling off its cart and being damaged? A. In no way. What that man did was a blessing in that he protected a sacred object. B. Because the ark is holy, what the man did was wrong, but God did not punish him for it. C. God smote him dead. D. The ark burned his fingers, thereby signaling to all not to touch the ark, even to protect it. Correct Answer: C.(God smote him dead.) “And when they came to Nachon’s threshingfloor [sic], Uzzah put forth his hand to the ark of God, and took hold of it; for the oxen shook it. And the anger of the Lord was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote him there for his error; and there he died by the ark of God” (2 Samuel 6:6-7; see also 1 Chronicles 13:9-10). 9. What is the punishment for having sex with an animal? A. None. God forgives all sins. B. Death (of both the man and the animal). C. Reasonable compensation to the beast’s owner to restore cleanliness. D. Mandatory counseling. Correct Answer: B. (Death of both the man and the animal.) “Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death” (Exodus 22:19). “And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast” (Leviticus 20:15). 10. What is the punishment for someone who anoints a stranger with holy oil? A. Absolutely none. God encourages us to bring everyone into the fold and would therefore be pleased with our anointing of those we do not know. B. They are to be denied access to holy oil and may not participate in any future anointings. C. They must admit their sin to the entire congregation. D. They are to be banished from the community. Correct Answer: D. (They are to be banished from the community.) “This shall be an [sic] holy anointing oil unto me throughout your generations. . . . Whosoever compoundeth any like it, or whosoever putteth any of it upon a stranger, shall even be cut off from his people” (Exodus 30:31-33).

""Compare that to the bible, which often contradicts itself, Ya mean like this? According to Matthew, Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the Great (Matthew 2:1). Herod died in March of 4 B.C., so Jesus had to have been born BEFORE that time. But . . . According to Luke, Jesus was born during the first census in Israel, while Quirinius was governor of Syria (Luke 2:2). This census took place in 6 AD and 7 AD, about 10 years after Herod's death. After Jesus was born where did Mary, Jesus and Joseph go? According to Matthew, Jesus was born in a house in Bethlehem. (Matthew 2:11) They immediately left in a panic to Egypt because an angel told them that Herod was going to try to kill Jesus. (Matthew 2:13) Afterwards, they are going to return to Bethlehem, but decide to go to Nazareth instead to avoid danger. (Matthew 2:22-23) But . . . According to Luke, Mary and Joseph were from Nazareth and went to Bethlehem only for a census. (Luke 2:4). Instead of being born in a house, Jesus was born in a manger because there was no room in an Inn. (Luke 2:7). After the birth, they waited only for Mary to go through ritual purification, whereupon they went to Jerusalem to sacrifice two birds. (Luke 2:22-24). After that, they went immediately home to Nazareth. (Luke 2:39) Who was Joseph's father? It was important to Luke and Matthew to establish that Jesus' bloodline went to King David, so that He would fulfill prophesy. Of course, since Joseph was not Jesus' father, any genealogy starting with Joseph seems somewhat pointless, but this didn't stop our imaginative authors. The only problem is: their family trees don't correspond. "And JACOB begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus." (Matthew 1:16) But . . . "And Jesus being the son of Joseph, which was the son of HELI." (Luke 3:23) Where was the "Sermon on the Mount" held? While we commonly think of the sermon being held on a mountain (from its name alone), truly the New Testament is better than Conde Nast when it comes to choosing locations! "And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying...." (Matthew 5:1-2) But . . . "And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people...came to hear him.. And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said..." (Luke 6:17-20) What were Jesus' last words on the cross before He died? "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" [Psalm 22:1] ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost." (Matt. 27:46-50) But . . . "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost." (Luke 23:46) But . . . "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost." (John 19:30) On the third day after Jesus' death, who first came to the tomb? Mary Magdalene alone (John 20:1) But . . . Mary Magdalene and the other Mary (Matt. 28:1) But . . . Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James and Salome (Mark 16:1) But . . . Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary, the mother of James, and other women (Luke 24:10) What happened to Judas? Matthew 27:5 states that he threw down his silver, ran from the temple, and hanged himself. But . . . Acts 1:16-19 states, however, that he bought some land with his money, and that he had a fall, causing him "to burst open in the middle" so that his "bowels gushed out. And it became known to all of the inhabitants of Jerusalem, so that the field was called in their language Akaldama, that is, Field of Blood." How are we saved? "For by grace are we saved through faith...not of works" EPH 2:8-9. But . . . "...and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works" REV 20:13. But . . . "Ye see then that by works a man is justified, not by faith only. For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also" JAMES 2:26 When giving His disciples tips on how to accessorize their outfits: When Jesus summons the twelve disciples to send them out to proclaim the kingdom of God, he lists the things the disciples should not take with them. In Matthew 10:9-10 and Luke 9:3-5, a staff is included in the list of things not to take. But . . . In contradiction to Matthew and Luke, Mark 6:8 makes a specific exception - the disciples may take a staff. Paul and his fabulous trip to Jerusalem: Paul denies that he was involved in the persecution of Christians in Jerusalem. In fact, he claimed that it was three years after his conversion before he traveled to Jerusalem, at which point he met only Cephas and James, "and not any other apostles" (GAL 1:18-19) But . . . Luke, who wrote Acts, not only has Paul engaged in persecution in Judea, he has Paul going to Jerusalem immediately after his conversion, and there meeting all the apostles (ACTS 9:27).

I'd say that fairly makes Christians cannibals, does it not? YES "And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine” (Isaiah 49:26). “I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another” (Zechariah 1:9). “Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm” (Isaiah 9:19-20). “And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat” (Leviticus 26:29). “And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters” (Deuteronomy 28:53). “And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them” (Deuteronomy 28:57). “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend” (Jeremiah 19:9).

1. What is God's opinion of vegetarians? 1. A. They are purer in faith. B. They are weak heathens, worshipping other gods. C. They will be stronger in the long run, by resisting temptation. D. A and C. Correct Answer: B. (They are weak heathens, worshipping other gods.) Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils . . . commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth" (1 Timothy 4:1-3). “For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs” (Romans 14:2). 2. What has God ordered evil people to consume? A. The flesh and juice of overripe fruit. B. The flesh and blood of rotting animal corpses. C. The flesh and blood of humans, including themselves. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: C. (The flesh and blood of humans, including themselves.) "And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine” (Isaiah 49:26). “I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another” (Zechariah 1:9). “Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm” (Isaiah 9:19-20). 3. What special ingredient has God required sinners to bake in their bread? A. Spicy peppers that burn the cheeks and roofs of their mouths. B. Human excrement, though upon complaint, He has allowed them to use cow dung instead . C. Worms and eight-legged insects. D. Powerful sedatives that cause memory loss. Correct Answer: B. (Human excrement, though upon complaint He has allowed them to use cow dung instead.) "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man . . . Then said I, Ah, Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith” (Ezekiel 4:12-15). 4. How did people wash down the special ingredient in Question 3? A. With bitter wine. B. With their own urine. C. With salt water from the sea. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: B. (With their own urine.) “Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” (2 Kings 18:27; see Isaiah 36:12). 5. Which of the following dishes were clean and therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat? A. Turtle soup. B. Rabbit stew. C. Escargot. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: D. (None of the above) “And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you” (Leviticus 11:6). “These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth: the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole” (Leviticus 11:29-30). 6. Which children did God order bad people to eat? A. This question is utter nonsense. God forbids all cannibalism, let alone cannibalism involving children. B. Their sons but not their daughters. C. Their daughters but not their sons. D. Their sons, daughters and even newborn infants. Correct Answer: D. (Their sons, their daughters and even newborn infants.) “And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat” (Leviticus 26:29). “And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters” (Deuteronomy 28:53). “And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them” (Deuteronomy 28:57). “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend” (Jeremiah 19:9). 7. Which bugs are clean and were therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat? A. Beetles and grasshoppers. B. Locusts and bald locusts. C. All of the above. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: C. (All of the above) “Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind” (Leviticus 11:22). 8. What lifestyle activities does God recommend? A. Heavy consumption of meat. B. Moderate to heavy exercise. C. Heavy consumption of fat. D. A and C. Correct Answer: D.(None of the above) “And ye shall eat fat till ye be full” (Ezekiel 39:19). “[Peter] became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him . . . Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat” (Acts 10:9-13). “For bodily exercise profiteth little . . .” (1 Timothy 4:8). 9. What does God say about consumption of wine? A. People with serious financial problems should drink wine so they can forget their woes. B. People with stomach problems should drink wine. C. Wise men would not drink wine, which is a mocker. D. All of the above. Correct Answer: D. (All of the above) “Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more” (Proverbs 31:6-7). “Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities” (1 Timothy 5:23). “Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise” (Proverbs 20:1). 10. Which of the following birds are clean and were therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat? A. Raven and hawk. B. Swan and pelican. C. Heron and stork. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: D. (None of the above) And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat” (Leviticus 11:13-19).

In order to connect those towers you would need more than a welder. You would need to have a structural engineer ok and map the pressures the welds will be subjected to. Then the entire structure would have to be NDT(Non-destructive testing) before you could feasible charge folks to come and play. PS NDT and S.E's are very expensive.

Faith allows a person to view the world for what they wish it to be. To be sure, this is an coveted position but and unsatisfactory one for those who desire reason with their acceptance of reality. 1. Why are there clouds in the sky? "The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet" (Nahum 1:3). 2. Why are some people blind, deaf, dumb or handicapped in some other way? "And the Lord said unto [Moses], Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord ?" (Exodus 4:11). "And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed because thou believest not my words, which shall be fulfilled in their season" (Luke 1:20). 3. What causes thunder and lightning? "Hear attentively the noise of his voice, and the sound that goeth out of his mouth. He directeth it under the whole heaven, and his lightning unto the ends of the earth" (Job 37:2-3). 4. Why do we sometimes see rainbows? "I do set my bow in the cloud; and it shall be a token of a covenant between me and the earth. And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: And I will remember my covenant, which is between you and me and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh" (Genesis 9:13-15). 5. What causes tornadoes to form? "Behold, the whirlwind of the Lord goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked" (Jeremiah 30:23). "Yea, they shall not be planted; yea, they shall not be sown: yea, their stock shall not take root in the earth: and he shall also blow upon them, and they shall wither, and the whirlwind shall take them away as stubble" (Isaiah 40:24). 6. Why are some women unable to have children? "But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife. . . . For the Lord had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife" (Genesis 20:3, 18)." "And he had two wives; the name of the one was Hannah, and the name of the other Peninnah: and Penninah had children, but Hannah had no children. . . .But unto Hannah he gave a worthy portion; for he loved Hannah: but the Lord had shut up her womb" (1 Samuel 1:2, 5). 7. What causes earthquakes? "Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the Lord of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger" (Isaiah 13:13). "Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth" (Psalms 18:7). 8. Why do rivers and springs sometimes dry up? "He turneth the rivers into a wilderness, and the watersprings into dry ground; A fruitful land into barrenness, for the wickedness of them that dwell therein" (Psalms 107:33-34). "Though he be fruitful among his brethren, an east wind shall come, the wind of the Lord shall come up from the wilderness, and his spring shall become dry, and his foundation shall be dried up: he shall spoil the treasure of all pleasant vessels" (Hosea 13:15). 9. Why do certain areas of the world experience drought? "The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish. And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron. The Lord shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed" (Deuteronomy 28:22-24). 10. Why are some men afflicted with hemorrhoids? "The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed" (Deuteronomy 28:27). "But the hand of the Lord was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof" (1 Samuel 5:6).

***To quote an older philosopher: To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” John 8:31-32 *** Lets not forget what He said about those Jews who didn't believe Him......... [The Jews] both killed the lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contraty to all men. 1 Thessalonians 2:15 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision. Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre’s sake. Titus 1:10-11 It doesn't take an exceptional mind to see the contradiction inherint in the concept of a loving saviour dying for ALL sins, while condeming a group due to poor judgment /skpeticsim.

your crew could never even measure to mine, that's why you're, bitches are busted, while mine are fine.

1. What is God's opinion of vegetarians? A. They are purer in faith. B. They are weak heathens, worshipping other gods. C. They will be stronger in the long run, by resisting temptation. D. A and C. Correct Answer: B. (They are weak heathens, worshipping other gods.) Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils . . . commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth" (1 Timothy 4:1-3). “For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs” (Romans 14:2). 2. What has God ordered evil people to consume? A. The flesh and juice of overripe fruit. B. The flesh and blood of rotting animal corpses. C. The flesh and blood of humans, including themselves. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: C. (The flesh and blood of humans, including themselves.) "And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine” (Isaiah 49:26). “I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another” (Zechariah 1:9). “Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm” (Isaiah 9:19-20). 3. What special ingredient has God required sinners to bake in their bread? A. Spicy peppers that burn the cheeks and roofs of their mouths. B. Human excrement, though upon complaint, He has allowed them to use cow dung instead . C. Worms and eight-legged insects. D. Powerful sedatives that cause memory loss. Correct Answer: B. (Human excrement, though upon complaint He has allowed them to use cow dung instead.) "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man . . . Then said I, Ah, Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith” (Ezekiel 4:12-15). 4. How did people wash down the special ingredient in Question 3? A. With bitter wine. B. With their own urine. C. With salt water from the sea. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: B. (With their own urine.) “Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” (2 Kings 18:27; see Isaiah 36:12). 5. Which of the following dishes were clean and therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat? A. Turtle soup. B. Rabbit stew. C. Escargot. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: D. (None of the above) “And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you” (Leviticus 11:6). “These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth: the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole” (Leviticus 11:29-30). 6. Which children did God order bad people to eat? A. This question is utter nonsense. God forbids all cannibalism, let alone cannibalism involving children. B. Their sons but not their daughters. C. Their daughters but not their sons. D. Their sons, daughters and even newborn infants. Correct Answer: D. (Their sons, their daughters and even newborn infants.) “And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat” (Leviticus 26:29). “And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters” (Deuteronomy 28:53). “And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them” (Deuteronomy 28:57). “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend” (Jeremiah 19:9). 7. Which bugs are clean and were therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat? A. Beetles and grasshoppers. B. Locusts and bald locusts. C. All of the above. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: C. (All of the above) “Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind” (Leviticus 11:22). 8. What lifestyle activities does God recommend? A. Heavy consumption of meat. B. Moderate to heavy exercise. C. Heavy consumption of fat. D. A and C. Correct Answer: D.(A and C) “And ye shall eat fat till ye be full” (Ezekiel 39:19). “[Peter] became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him . . . Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat” (Acts 10:9-13). “For bodily exercise profiteth little . . .” (1 Timothy 4:8). 9. What does God say about consumption of wine? A. People with serious financial problems should drink wine so they can forget their woes. B. People with stomach problems should drink wine. C. Wise men would not drink wine, which is a mocker. D. All of the above. Correct Answer: D. (All of the above) “Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more” (Proverbs 31:6-7). “Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities” (1 Timothy 5:23). “Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise” (Proverbs 20:1). 10. Which of the following birds are clean and were therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat? A. Raven and hawk. B. Swan and pelican. C. Heron and stork. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: D. (None of the above) And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat” (Leviticus 11:13-19).

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen? A. Three minutes. B. Ten minutes. C. Thirty minutes. D. Three days. Correct Answer: D (Three days.) “Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights” (Jonah 1:17).\ 2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted? A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats. B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics. C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: C (Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.) “And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut [sic] tree; and pilled white stakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted” (Genesis 30:37-39). 3. How many legs do insects have? A. Six. B. Five. C. Four. D. Three. Correct Answer: C (Four.) “Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you” (Leviticus 11:22-23). 4. What type of animal is a bat? A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young. B. A bat is a bird. C. The Bible is silent on this subject. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: B (A bat is a bird.) “And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, . . . and the bat” (Leviticus 11:13-19). 5. Who named all the animal species? A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture. B. Adam. C. The naming occurred over many years. D. None of the above. Corect Answer: B (Adam.) “And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof” (Genesis 2:19). 6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven? A. Stars are at least the size of planets. B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets. C. Stars dwarf the size of planets. D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth. Correct Answer: D (Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.) “And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind” (Revelation 6:13). “And [the red dragon’s] tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth” (Revelation 12:4). 7. Into what shape did God make the Earth? A. Round. B. Flat, with four corners. C. Oval; basically egg-shaped. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: B (Flat, with four corners.) “And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth” (Revelation 7:1). “And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth” (Isaiah 11:12). “And the devil taking [Jesus] up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time” (Luke 4:5; see also Matthew 4:8). “The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth” (Daniel 4:11). 8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat? A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents. B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood. C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second. D. None of the above. Correct Answer: C (A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second [100,000,000/24hours x 60minutes x 60seconds.) “In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, and the sons of Noah, and Noah’s wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark; They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort” (Genesis 7:13-14). 9. How big did God make the sun? A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined. B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth. C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth. D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth. Correct Answer: D (Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.) “And when I shall put thee out, I will cover the heaven, and make the stars thereof dark; I will cover the sun with a cloud, and the moon shall not give her light” (Ezekiel 32:7). 10. How high above the ground is Heaven? A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine. B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it. C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above. D. None of the above. Answer: B (Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.) “And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded [sic]. And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do” (Genesis 11:4-6).

***What is it you want clarification on? Whether or not head trauma and epiphanies have a causative relationship.

As for the blind leading the blind, you are good at that. See the following post to your. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"Your rambling foolishness is not an argument at all, its just incoherent rambling nonsense." Quite an eloquent rebuttal. People in glass houses............

When you begin answering questions i'll tell you who I am. (Think red with a british accent)

I conceded that it was inappropriate to label an entire group as white trash. I was attempting humor based loosely on another post regarding the need to rid oneself of possessions as a prerequisite for entry to the pearly gates.

I'm ashamed of nothing. How does my desire to remain anonymous infer shame? The only brain you have. Would my "ranting" be less "ridiculous" if you possessed a cognome. And finally you need to get your head out of your ass. No one can spend as much time as I have pouring over a book to pull the quotes that illustrate the boundless hypocrisies contained within, and NOT know or understand the topic.

I twisted nothing. It is you who has taken to heart only the bits you wish to be defined. Q:If you DO read the bible with an open mind, and come to the conclusion it is not true, did you read the bible with an open mind? A:You must blindly accept the Bible by faith. Remember that an open mind is the devil's favorite toy. When you open your mind, Satan jumps right into your head and will show you countless contradictions, inconsistencies, absurdities and downright silliness present throughout the Good Book. It is important that we not exercise any rational thought when reading the Bible, for such tends to make God look bad and the whole book look like something even Mother Goose would reject. After all, it was God's first published work, and there were no publication houses with editorial departments when it was written. Even God recognizes how outrageous and misanthropic is His first best seller, especially Paul's outrageous writings that condemn so many. The Bible tells us that its every word was inspired by God, Himself (2 Timothy 32:16). God knew Paul's ridiculous rantings (which He inspired) would make no sense, so He actually went to great pains to warn us that those who try to understand Paul's logic do so "unto their own destruction" (2 Peter 3:16). God also knew that people would start to "interpret" the Bible into something that wasn't so hateful and violent if given the chance, so He had John write near the end that anyone who adds or withdraws a single statement from the Bible (or at least its last book) will be destroyed (Revelation 22:18-19). Needless to say, God shuns philosophers and free thinkers, describing them as essentially evil (Colossians 2:8-9). The bottom line is that, in order to have any real shot at Heaven, we must believe every word of the Bible and all its incredible pronouncements. The only way a rational person can believe such jibberish is to accept it by faith, without question. We must turn off our brains. Fortunately for many of the participants here, they were born with very little brain power in the first instance, hence blind deference isn't difficult for them. Of course, this means that the majority of True Christians will continue to be those who hang their wet clothes on the line separating their double wides from their neighbor's stills. Praying all will recognize that a closed mind is the key to fundamentalist thought (a/k/a, the GOP platform),

"But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession, And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles' feet. But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land? . . . And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things. . . . Then fell [Sapphira] straightway at [Peter's] feet, and yielded up the ghost: and the young men came in, and found her dead, and, carrying her forth, buried her by her husband." Acts 5:1-10. But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost,AND KEEP BACK PART OF THE PRICE OF THE LAND The underlined sentence implies that the act was as contentious as the lie.

1. Murder is a sin, unless your victim is: A. A homosexual. B. Spouses of a mixed marriage. C. Someone who urinates on partitions. D. Any of the above. 1. Murder is a sin, unless your victim is: Correct Answer: D (Any of the above.) “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman…they shall be put to death” (Leviticus 20:13). “One of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman…And when Phinehas…saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand…and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel” (Numbers 25:6-8). “He slew all the house of Baasha, he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends. Thus did Zimri destroy all the house of Baasha, according to the word of the Lord” (1 Kings 16:11-12). 2. Intolerance toward the handicapped is a sin, unless the discrimination takes the form of: A. Not allowing them to approach the altar of the Lord. B. Expelling them from the community. C. Barring men with damaged testicles from entering the church. D. Any of the above. 2. Intolerance toward the handicapped is a sin, unless the discrimination takes the form of: Correct Answer: D (Any of the above.) “Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God” (Leviticus 21:17-21). “And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Command the children of Israel, that they put out of the camp every leper, and everyone that hath an issue, and whosoever is defiled by the dead: Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell” (Numbers 5:1-3). “He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord” (Deuteronomy 23:1). 3. Cannibalism is a sin, unless you eat A. Trick question. Cannibalism is always a sin. B. Your children, infants, friends and self when God destroys everything else so these are all that are left to eat. C. A person who is already dead, if you’re very hungry. D. B or C. 3. Cannibalism is a sin, unless you eat: Correct Answer: B (Your children, infants, friends and self when God destroys everything else so these are all that are left to eat) “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness” (Jeremiah 19:9). “And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and the straitness” (Deuteronomy 28:57). “Through the wrath of the Lord of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm” (Isaiah 9:19-20). “Whosoever toucheth the dead body of any man that is dead, and purifieth not himself, defileth the tabernacle of the Lord; and that soul shall be cut off from Israel: because the water of separation was not sprinkled upon him, he shall be unclean; his uncleanness is yet upon him” (Numbers 19:13).” 4. Murdering your own child is a sin, unless your child: A. Spoke to you with curse words. B. Encouraged you to join a faith other than Christianity. C. Is killed in the name of Jesus. D. Any of the above. 4. Murdering your own child is a sin, unless your child: Correct Answer: D (Any of the above) “And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death” (Exodus 21:17). “If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy firend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods…thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die” (Deuteronomy 13:6-10). “And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved” (Matthew 10:21-22). 5. Self-mutilation is a sin, unless: A. You remove a body part that has engaged or is about to engage in sin, such as slicing off your genitals to remain a virgin. B. You don a tattoo in the shape of a religious symbol, such as a crucifix or angel. C. You take action that results in no permanent body changes, such as a man shaving his head or trimming his beard. D. Any of the above. 5. Self-mutilation is a sin, unless: Correct Answer: A (You remove a body part that has engaged or is about to engage in sin, such as slicing off your genitals to remain a virgin) “And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee” (Matthew 5:29-30; see also Matthew 18:8-9; Mark 9:43-48). “For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it” (Matthew 19:12). “And no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb” (Revelation 14:3-4). “They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh” (Leviticus 21:5). 6. Rape is a sin subject to the greatest of punishments, but is easily overlooked and forgiven if the victim is: A. A captive in war. B. A slave girl. C. Someone you’re willing to marry with a father you’re willing to pay. D. Any of the above. 6. Rape is a sin subject to the greatest of punishments, but is easily overlooked and forgiven if the victim is: Correct Answer: D (Any of the above) “And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women…shalt thou take unto thyself” (Deuteronomy 20:13-14). “And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to an husband, and not at all remeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to death, because she was not free. And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the Lord, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, even a ram for a trespass offering. And the priest shall make atonement for him” (Leviticus 19:20-22). “If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found: Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife” (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). 7. Savagely beating another person with a weapon is a sin, unless you stop just before your victim dies and the victim is: A. One of your domestic help. B. Your own child. C. Either of the above. D. None of the above. 7. Savagely beating another person with a weapon is a sin, unless you stop just before your victim dies and the victim is: Correct Answer: C (Either of the above) “And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money” (Exodus 21:20-21). “Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell” (Proverbs 23:13-14). 8. Abandoning your family is a sin, unless: A. It is a family you have out-of-wedlock. B. It is a family originated by a mixed marriage (e.g., your wife is a foreigner). C. You abandon them so you can spend more time praising Jesus. D. Any of the above. 8. Abandoning your family is a sin, unless Correct Answer: D (Any of the above) “Wherefore she said unto Abraham, Cast out this bondwoman and her son: for the son of this bondwoman shall not be heir with my son, even with Isaac…And God said unto Abraham…harken unto her voice; for in Isaac shall thy seed be called…And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and took bread, and a bottle of water, and gave it unto Hagar, putting it on her shoulder, and the child, and sent her away: and she departed, and wandered in the wilderness of Beersheba” (Genesis 21:10-14). “Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves. Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin. Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?…Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business” (Nehemiah 13:25-30). “If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple” (Luke 14:26; see also Mark 10:29-30; Luke 18:29-30). 9. Homosexuality is a sin, unless: A. You’re in a permanent, monogamous relationship with your boyfriend. B. You’re one of God’s favorite children, and you have many wives in addition to your boyfriend. C. You’re a woman making love to another woman. D. Any of the above. 9. Homosexuality is a sin, unless: Correct Answer: B (You’re one of God’s favorite children, and you have many wives in addition to your boyfriend) “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination” (Leviticus 18:22). “[David said] I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women” (2 Samuel 1:26). “And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times; and they [Jonathan and David] kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded” (1 Samuel 20:41). “And [David] had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart (1 Kings 11:3) “For this cause God gave them up into vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet” (Romans 1:26-27). 10. Killing someone is a sin unless your victim is: A. Any wiccan. B. A stranger who has the nerve to approach you. C. A virgin raped in the city. D. Any of the above 10. Killing someone is a sin unless your victim is: Correct Answer: D (Any of the above) “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” (Exodus 22:18). “But those that encamp before the tabernacle toward the east, even before the tabernacle of the congregation eastward, shall be Moses, and Aaron and his sons, keeping the charge of the sanctuary for the charge of the children of Israel; and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death” (Numbers 3:38). “If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you” Deuteronomy 22:23-24

Since you can't handle reason lets try a little game. I'll ask you a question and you answer then you ask me a question and i'll answer. Let's see if we can hack through this and find some truth. My first question has two parts. Q 1a Do you own anything? Q 1b What did Jesus do to those who failed to sell all their possessions and give every dime to the Lord?(Hint- Think Acts 5: 1-10