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  1. very interesting, thanks for that, I have many american friends abroad and this is a topic discussed regularly. I'll pass this link onto them. warpedskydiver very true words
  2. http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/7085
  3. nice ....... what a great job !!!
  4. gizmo project is better i thinks, alot of the same features and more, plus a friends brother designed it thats why I have it.
  5. sneaky

    hell

    dude relax, I'll have an extra cafe Latte during my gormet breakfast in the morning for you after I wake up from my lie in bed, probaly around 11 am and then i'll spent the day walking around naked with my ipod, you know just relaxing and stuff, maybe spank a few out on the sofa and catch a few episodes of 24. Order a pizza maybe, extra toppings of mushrooms and salami before retiring to my waterbed with my two girls for relaxing sweatsex whilst sipping some whiskey in between orgasms. I'll be thinking of you, I promise.
  6. I know a few Gay Soldiers and these guys are very aggressive fighters, being a good soldier is nothing to do with your sexuality, the gays I knew are good at their jobs. Probaly the hardest I have ever been knocked out is by a 95kg lesbian girl sailor on a dance floor after I smiled at her girlfriend. Broke my nose and sent me flying about 10 meters, and a headache for 3 days after.....
  7. I Gbleepmn fubleeeepg agree with that Mobleeeeeepker fubleeepg microsoft fubleeprs
  8. nice one colon ! I agree with number two, best wishes if you make it to the sandbox. jc
  9. hey Colon why now after 15 years ? is it the lure of gay airbourne soldier sex or sex for money that your doing the rejoin? jc
  10. you can always cut a few of the cells off..... that would reduce the PV no seriously just practise practise practise
  11. If he took 2000 feet to get stable you should refer the 'student' to an AFFI as he may be missing some of the basic survival key skills. Once the problem has been identified (many factors eg currency of jumps, lack of skill, or a long layoff etc etc) then you can progress with either group skills or key specific skills to improve the individual flying skill. Another key factor in the prejump briefing is to access your ' student ' fall rate. Look at his body size, look at his jumpsuit, see if he can arch hard, from a NB position on the ground. Then you can decide if you need to weight up, and get dressed for success, also during the dirtdive you should pick up on the little tell tale signs so you can anticpate what they will do in the air. There are a 1000 to pick up on, each one giving you a little sneaky peak at the inner flyer. If you got through a coach course successfully I doubt that you are lacking any ability to do a good job, maybe you just have to fly harder and anticpate early, but that will come with experience. Most importantly of all, no matter how fucked up the dive is on your behalf, just make the student feel great about their skydive, praise them to the max and work them hard, because they think your great anyway no matter how bad you may feel...
  12. your funny, very funny, just too picture this is great !!! I always thought the Arabs had a good idea of execution ... ' Stoning to Death '
  13. have a chat with blackwater and jump outta their little birds.... send pics as proof but hurry as your not the only one thinking about doing it ...
  14. feck that means I would earn approx 450,000 a year at his rate if I was being paid for cracking one off into a tube !
  15. I have been kidnapped, please help, you must pay a ransom or release some of the detained women / men held in your jails. You must answer to the demands of these terroists If you dont .... Then oh well, please tell my woman I love her and it was nice being together with her
  16. They get up early to watch a sunrise come rain wind shine or snow !!!
  17. Dude do not force it too clear.... Try and get yourself some otravin and snort it, this will open up and clear conjestion in the sinus, then after a few minutes try some gentle blowing through pinched nose to open your eutasion tubes to clear the ear. Dont force it. If this doesnt work go to the docs and get a check, you may have inflamation in your ear (or infection) and need antibiotics, your doc can see this during an ear exam. Do not jump with this, you'll only make things worse or prolong your recovery...
  18. Poptarts are the cats anus of toasted treats !!! I lived on this stuff for weeks on my numerous visits to the US...... Poptarts and beer.... Yeah !!!!!
  19. I watched this last night and thought it was hilarious. I especially enjoyed the arguments on the shop floor and the ' I do plenty of interesting things in my spare time '
  20. A nice video of some Danish SF ( Jaegerkorpset & Fromandkorpset ) and some other nice 'arty' people ........ and all done in time to be home for a nice cup of tea ... or a Gammeldansk http://wms1.jay.net/ftv/arc09/sof.wmv edited to add Watch closely for the dog whos bounding along absolutley gagging for a fight !!!
  21. oh yeah ' Thundercats ' !!!! That was worth fighting my big brothers over to watch.
  22. jamie and his magic torch a brit cartoon shown at 1210 most afternoons
  23. 87% Impure !!!! 13% Pure Thats it fellas, Im going to Hell ........