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I'm sorry I didn't know today was a cease-fire! Hope this makes up for it. www.clintonpresidentialcenter.org/index.htm Actually he is one charming son of a bitch. -----------

Picture of Clinton library.

MOTHER: What do you want to be when you grow up? DAUGHTER: A daddy MOTHER: Oh, honey, you CAN'T grow up to be a daddy. Daddy's have penises. You are a girl; girls have vaginas - not penises. DAUGHTER: I might grow a penis MOTHER: No sweetheart, you won't grow a penis. DAUGHTER: Well, girls grow boobies, why can't they grow penises? MOTHER: True. When girls become women, they DO grow breasts. However, they DON'T grow penises DAUGHTER: Then I'll BUY a penis! www.psy.pdx.edu/PsiCafe/Just4Fun/Jokes/ElectraComplex.htm ---

Penis envy – An aspect of Sigmund FREUD’s developmental theory. Freud believed that during development girls had to switch from having the mother as the love object to having the father as the love object: and also switch from the clitoris to the vagina as the main genital zone. At about the age of four, Freud believed that girls first discovered they lacked a penis. The girl will blame her mother or the lack of a penis and the consequent hurt to her own self-esteem. This causes the girl to give up clitoral sexuality, and turn to the father as love object. This aspect of Freud’s theory has received a great deal of criticism, particularly from feminist psychoanalysts. And our whole psychiatric world is based on the ravings of this guy! ----------

Yes!! Mel is my idea of a hot chick. If I were a woman I'd be envious, but since I am just a old horny dude, all I can do is studder. Mel, 1 guess on who the 6'3' swoop god is! ---------

No, not the New Orleans hotdog carts! www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3101393a11,00.html -----------------

Are we talking about jealousy or envy? Examples: Hot swoop god 6'3",chiseled, great hair, million dollar smile, walks into bombshelter.=envy My girlfiend leaving with him,winking at me on the way out.=jealousy. ------

Have Storm check the weather in Hell; I believe it's snowing. I agree with BillVon! ----------------

Wow! If I were literate I would have said the same thing. Go Storm!! -----------

Hamster or Hampster? www.sonymusic.com/clips/video/SW/Hampton/SingASimpleSongFullVid.ram www.greymatter.org/satanichamsterdance/ ========

In Southern California it carries the death penalty! ----------

You like me! You really like me!! -------------

Yeah! Crabs are boiled alive and they have faces! At least a turkey gets to eats well and die before it gets cooked. -----------

Does pulling the chair out from your bosses wife ass as she is sitting down during a Christmas party count as stupid? Note: I was 16 and drunk! ------------------

Kind of like embryonic research? --------------

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! breath grab side hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! gets up off floor Oh I forgot about Tom Daschle! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! breath grab side -----------

LOL He wouldn't inspire me if he was a black handicapped, woman immigrant who cured cancer! -------

Bill you infuriate me! I don't play that racist bullshit, not for a second! Anyone who makes it to a job like that, let alone being born in segregated Alabama in the '50s, and on the way receives a degree from Notre Dame, and a PH.D is an inspiration. Please don't post what you think I think. I will post what i think! -------------

Bill had Monica, Me I have to choke my turkey! -

I sure the hell wouldn't beat him off! --------------

F.C.C. Violation Troll edit:OMG a gay french troll! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5533244039 ----------

Hottie French troll! -------------

not no but FUCK NO --------

Shakes heads in baffled astonishment A little off thread aren't we? Dr. Rice should be an inspiration to all. Not just Blacks & Women. The liberal Black psuedo leadership is, in my view, betraying their mission by not embracing Dr. Rice or Sec. Powell. As Blacks and Women become more economically and educationally independent; more and more are going to become more conservative. Jackson and his ilk are going to be left out in the cold, esp. under a Rice or Powell presidency. --------

Take the chicken across river, go back and take the corn across, bring the chicken back and pickup the fox and bring it across, finally go back and bring the chicken across. Oh no different puzzle! ----------