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Can I be Secretary of WAR ....err i mean Defense? The Havana Trump Casino has a nice ring to it! or Damascus DollyWood! ----------------

Thank you! Thank you very much. ------------------------

I think Arnold is the man! I would love to see him as POTUS. The only problem is: he was born in Austria, not the good ole USA. So NO! Sorry Mr. Schwarzenegger, I would vote against amending the Constitution. Not because of him but because of the next charismatic immigrant or maybe the next! -----------------

The Chipmunks! Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and ...Ringo I cannot listen to a Beatles song without thinking ' I like the Chipmunks version better". ------------------

On American Music Awards right now. Is she wasted or what!? ------------------

Hmmm...guess I didn't ring it right. What is all that barking?! ---------------

Rest In Peace! Old Dirty Bastard -----------------

Alright finally some substance! Wasn't the SSAN strictly a retirement acct. only? It was expicit that it not become a federal ID number. Now! your SSAN is who you are. The mark if you will. While I suspect Free man hasn't jumped a rope and is probably a professional troll; he/she has found a willing audience. Our government is not our country! We are supposed to elect and regulate these people, but many lifetime beaureacrats who answer to no one are really running things. Our governments; fed, state, and local; have made contracts and entitlements which prevent our elected leaders from making any significant reduction in taxes or government size. The incentive to be independent, hardworking and self sufficent has been smothered. Though minimum wages, mandatory health insurance, and employment regulations they have created a dependent, socialist populus that are trapped in a system that will only grow larger and more oppessive. The government, even under a Reagan republican, is growing at a monsterous rate. If something is not done to roll back this tide; our way of life will be totally controlled by a unelected socialist apparatus which cannot dismanteled without a complete government collapse. -----------------

Southern Comfort -in- your eggnog, or is it by its pure self called the Cajun version of eggnog? (excuse my ignorance). ltdiver Coon-asses are all differnt! But here's my recipe. Blender, ice, 3oz. Southern comfort, fill to top with eggnog, and blend away! ----------

Southern Comfort! Cajun Eggnog ---------------------

Yeah! I offended. Trolls(Trollicus useneticus bloodyirritatingus) are people too! Trollhunters use other trolls as an excuse for their own misbehavior, and in many cases, typecast a person as a "troll" regardless of whether his or her address is under a bridge or not. WE WANT LAND, BREAD, HOUSING, EDUCATION, CLOTHING, JUSTICE, PEACE AND PEOPLE'S COMMUNITY CONTROL OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY. --------------- thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/fsckhead.html

Betty Boop is a hottie! www.bettyboop.com/ ----------------------

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time. Charles de Gaulle "Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for nonsmart reasons" (Michael Shermer). George Bernard Shaw once remarked: "The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it." Am I right people? ------------------------

You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker. www.birdsnest.com/sounds/beautiful.ram I'm not sure if its the song or the memories! swang --------------------------

Brown Creeper A small, thin, nearly camouflaged bird with white belly, long stiff tail, and thin curved bill. Obvious white line above dark eye. Canonical Erection The rite by which the house of a religious order is sanctified and officially recognized by the [Catholic] Church. Dickcissel Main Entry: dick·cis·sel Pronunciation: dik-'si-s&l, 'dik-" Function: noun Etymology: imitative : a common migratory black-throated finch (Spiza americana) of the central U.S. Dick test Main Entry: Dick test Pronunciation: 'dik- Function: noun Etymology: George F. Dick and Gladys H. Dick : a test to determine susceptibility or immunity to scarlet fever by an injection of scarlet fever toxin Faggot-vote A vote manufactured for party purposes, by the transfer to persons, not otherwise legally qualified, of sufficient property to qualify them as electors. Fagnet Some kind of net for fishing. Fagottist A performer on the bassoon, bassoonist. Figwort Main Entry: fig·wort Pronunciation: 'fig-"w&rt, -"wort Function: noun : any of a genus (Scrophularia) of chiefly herbaceous plants of the snapdragon family with leaves having no stipules, an irregular bilabiate corolla, and a 2-celled ovary. Fornical Pertaining to the fornix (an anatomical arch or fold, esp. an arched formation of the brain) Fucus Main Entry: fu·cus Pronunciation: 'fyü-k&s Function: noun Etymology: Latin, seaweed, archil, dye obtained from archil, from Greek phykos 1 obsolete : a face paint 2 [New Latin, genus name, from Latin] : any of a genus (Fucus) of cartilaginous brown algae used in the kelp industry; broadly : any of various brown algae Hoar-frost : a covering of minute ice crystals on a cold surface; also : ice particles formed from a gas Hoary Main Entry: hoary Pronunciation: 'hOr-E, 'hor- Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): hoar·i·er; -est 1 : gray or white with or as if with age 2 : extremely old : ANCIENT - hoar·i·ness noun Phagomania Rarely used term for a morbid desire to eat. Shuttlecock Main Entry: 1shut·tle·cock Pronunciation: 'sh&-t&l-"käk Function: noun : a lightweight conical object with a rounded often rubber-covered nose that is used in badminton Tit-warbler A bird of the subfamily Parinae (Swainson) Windfucker 1.) Name for the kestrel [species of Hawk]. 2.) fig. as a term of opprobrium. Oxford English Dictionary --------------

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me horny Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry Sunshine on the water looks so lovely Sunshine almost always makes me high If I had a tale that I could tell you I’d tell a tale sure to make you smile If I had a wish that I could wish for you I’d make a wish for sunshine all the while -----------

It is called practice after all!

"Present-day ultra-Darwinism, which is so sure of itself, impresses incompletely informed biologists, misleads them, and inspires fallacious interpretations . . . Through use and abuse of hidden postulates, of bold, often ill-founded extrapolations, a pseudoscience has been created. It is taking root in the very heart of biology and is leading astray many biochemists and biologists, who sincerely believe that the accuracy of fundamental concepts has been demonstrated, which is not the case."—*Pierre P. de Grasse, The Evolution of Living Organisms (1977), p. 202

Bubba gets more ass than a toilet seat! ---------------

Sure, he's that guy in the kids' books that wears round glasses and has a striped shirt and you have to find him in the crowd. reply] no i believe that is ELMO you are talking about WALDO its WALDO! Dammit!

I love to singa.......... lookreachpull.com/audio/aliencontrol.wav --------------------

Cool little horny test! www.midgetfarm.com/quiz/horny.shtml

sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/southpark/song_bitch.mp3 -------------------------

Leave your hat on! Joe Cocker ---------------

C.N.N. reporting --more to follow 4:13P E.D.T. Guilty as charged 1st degree Lacy 2nd degree Conner Special circumstances: yes Vedict audio: http://release.theplatform.com/content.select?pid=x9RTYxgu0L2ja0UP1f42YbfjR_2cXvJf&UserName=Unknown ----------------