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It ain't freez'n no mo'! Woohoo got to jump with Blind John today! ----------------

If you take all the parts required to make a watch and place them in an a box, you can shake that box for a million years and you will never have a working watch! The earth is more complicated than any watch! ----------------

Retold at Rantoul this year! French Skygod: You must Fuck ass Darrell: huh? French Skygod: You must Fuck ass!! Darrell: I don't understand? French Skygod: Fuckass! you must fuckass!! Darrell: Focus!?? French Skygod: That's what I said, you must fuckass!! -------------------

Don't need no stink'n dirt dive! edit: I mean Don't need no stink'n MUD dive! ----------------

The sun is shining, Blue skies!! 70's yes!! 20 minute call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------

It's amazing how much better the cold weather is when you're drunk! ----------------------------

Consider a rottie! Dogs are a a big 15 year obligation. I love mine, he is a pain at times but would not get rid of him for anything! --------------

I closed my business in Dana Point and have decided to take a month or two off before returning to the artificial world of telephones, deadlines, and pestering pricks. I outfited my van for traveling; propane heat, stove(man love that coffee), airbed,entertainment etc. The only problem is: I'm sitting in the bombshelter, watching football highlights and shivering! -----------

Yeah, but it is a double-wide! Am I getting blue-balls or is Chelsea looking hot? --------

Something I've wondered....is it that hard to check if the seat is up and put it down? I don't seem to have a problem remembering to lift the seat before I pee. Why do women not put the seat down first...and why blame men for that? You're the ones sticking your ass in the water. Seems to me you've got the most to gain by checking where the seat is. DWCB:101 chapter 4 Always put the lid down when finished, that way the 'crazy bitch' busts her tailbone instead of falling in. She is even more pissed off but you were in the right. ----------

Yeah me too! I blocked all the DNSes but I can't believe this is a mass effort by 50 people. I'm looking up the hosts to see who the hell this is. ----

My companies message board got bombarded yesterday & last night with nearly 100 porn posts All came with in 2 minutes of each other some with in seconds. My server log showsthese all came from different host adresses. My question: Is being done by one person who can mimic different server addresses or am I battleing a group all on different computers. I can block the ISPs but 50 of them! Wassup?! ------------------

I laughed so hard I pissed myself! Personally I like the 'artillery method' stand back gauge your distance, angle, pressure, and trajectory. Problem is: I am usually asleep and it takes a gallon or two before I get it right. The cool part is walking up look ma no hands to the bowl as the pressure drops. -----------

1998 visited Califonia 1st time; lit up cigarette in a bar, looked for the ash tray."What you can't in this bar!!?",reply "you can't smoke indoors anywhere but your home (in CA.)" 2001 moved to SoCal; smoke outside. 2004 went to Quincy err Rantoul, stopped at bar in Ohara; "hey people smoke in here" Smoking sucks but ......... Fuck it I don't care!! let the liberals win one but that doesn't mean we can't fight for our right to kill ourselves. They better stay away from other hazardous activities i.e. leaving the comfort of an airplane in flight. -----------

best redneck accentI like them papers with the wyre init. -------------

Willy is like that guy back in school who got kicked out but still hangs out and acts like a big shot. Everybody thinks he cool but also know he is a fuckup. ----------------

Castro would be in an American Prison and not still in power. So Bill, are you saying that they died for a mistake? As far as I know there has not been another attack on American soil since the antrax mess. Make up your mind! Is he too hawkish or too weak. Funny how GWB's opponents always chose the opposite side, regardless. ---------

Left or Right politics aside. If you don't have kids then Bill Clinton may not be so offensive, but he got his jimmy waxed in the oval office then lied to the public. If that crazy broad did not save that nasty-ass dress then I have no doubt that he would have left her swinging in the breeze. I love the guy's audacity but I liked John Gotti's audacity too. not that I am comparing pussy to murder but flaunting your ability to piss on the authorities is attractive. I was thrilled and glued to the TV on the night of his big apology but I was real uneasy about removing a President for any reason especially for a sex act. Bill Clinton is one lucky SOB. He inherited a healing economy and was in office during a huge tech rally, and got out right before the crash. He criticizes Ken Starr, but he is so damn lucky that a more non-polar prosecutor did not get assigned the case. Ken Starr was a blessing to Bill Clinton. ---------

246.875 MpH -----------

You deserve a big kiss! ----------

If I had ears that stuckout, I would find that cartoon offensive! -------------

Rosa, you are such a big hearted girl. One can only hope that you stay the sweet and loving person you are. So many of us are jaded and distrustful of people. It is hard to truely open up to people because doing so leaves us vunerable. I miss the innocence of childhood that you obviously managed to keep. Stay Sweet we all love you too! P.S. glad your foot is back to normal. ----

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Blame it on the Cheese! --------------