gremlin

Am on 6% complete. Is this just a conspiracy... we get so bored waiting for the download that we go buy the dvd instead? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

If you shoot it you will have a hole in your new gator boots - not cool I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

If people tick style and accuracy can their name be revealed so we can sent them e-sympathy and articles on modern skydiving I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Am afraid that I won't be able to make this one - am on duty for the night so can't come in to London. Keep me posted on any good gossip though. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Morning - because by then you have sobered up and have some idea what you should be doing I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

That doesn't say much about your other half!!! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Me neither I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Women - can't live with them...can't shoot them! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Sounds good. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

How about a law forbidding people to brag about skydiving unless they had jumped over a certain number of times in a year. This would then silence: a) the one jump wonder, describing his HALO experience b) the keen enthusiast, who can never actually make it to the DZ c) the bloke with over a thousand jumps, but done at the rate of 10 a year. (and yes I have done the maths) I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Can you imagine the sort of low lives that would do this? Clicky I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

No wonder all your traffic problems will be gone - your car is about 2 inches thick. If you couldn't find a parking space for it you could pick it up and prop it against a wall. But I think you having this car will make the world a safer place for the rest of us I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Am liking what I am listening to. Will take it to the office tomorrow so can listen to whole track.

If you can't make it back to bed by 8am you have had a very good night. Is the naked skydiving video the one filmed at the Eloy boogie - if so I'm glad I don't recognise anyone in it. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Next time we get a phone list like this we MUST add it to the drunk dial list. Time to spread the word about skydiving! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Or cold beer and a hot water bottle! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

With the current weather outside I think we will need hot chocolates rather than beer. It is snowing hard at the moment. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

here is mine. I am the one in the middle of the screen in the black. No matter what people say - Hercs rule. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Has anyone bothered to try any of these numbers and see if they are genuine - and who has in their address book eggplant dike ass - obviously not a close friend! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

We can club togeather and send you some Maltesers - the American chocolate is weird. We'll have a drink for you on Thursday at the London Skydivers meeting. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

A group of us were skydiving out in Spain. There was a choice of a couple of apartments and a friend - who I shall call Chris to protect his dignity - said that he prefered the other apartment because they had those foot spas in the bathroom. After a few minutes of scratching our heads we realised that he was talking about the Bidet. Everytime I see a bidet now I imagine him giving his feet a good wash - just after I have used it for its correct purpose! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Come and visit me if you are in the UK I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Disguise yourself as a schoolgirl and rob lots of them! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

PM sent I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I can. Non of the London buses will let you on after your last bout of "motion sickness" after a night out drinking. Poor driver probably had to spend an hour swabbing out his entire top deck. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....