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All I have to say is that if MissKriss wants to date 22 year olds *cough-from the UK-cough*, then I think it's a beatiful thing which should be encouraged. Let's all play a game - it's called "spot the subtext!" Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! Once again, I have spread fear and confusion wherever I go!! Maybe I should try getting my total hours of sleep this week above twenty...... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I've never heard that...can you please provide a link so I may be enlightened. Sorry, should have said "before they were kicked out in 1998". My bad. I know I really should qualify it with a link, but I'm far to tired to bother, it's after midnight here, and I have the BPA AGM tomorrow. Hell, even if I did post a link someone else would find one refuting it, then I'd find another etc. etc. Some of these threads turn out to be essentially pointless because each person posting knows what they think, and beleives they're more well-informed than the person taking a contrary position. But someone'll dispute that. I get why lots of people want to kill Americans, and I get why American want to kill a lot of other people. Both sides are right, both sides are wrong. It's down to a lack of understanding, and a lack of willingness to understand, on both sides (and I include myself amongst the ignorami). But that's my opinion. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Ah, but did you leave the gas on? You'd better go and check, switching the light on and off forty times with your left, then right index finger. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I believe they're all the same person, except a god who presents himself as born of a Virgin on the way to a census in Bethlehem wouldn't really apply very well to and Aztec, or a Hindu, therefore he had to reveal himself in other ways. Something like 90% of the world's religions have a flood myth, in which the supreme power destroyed all the evil in the world so he could start again. Perhaps that's what's going on these days... I don't actually beleive this is the case, but when people are brought up to fervently believe in such things, they sometimes go to extraordinary lengths to prove themselves as one of "the pure and righteous", whether its a terrorist, and egomaniacal leader, or someone who murders abortion doctors. Oh, and please people, try not to confuse Islamic fundamentalists with Islamic extremists. The five fundamentals, or pillars of Islam are, in my opinion, a guidline for happy living at peace with one's neighbour, whoever they may be. I'm always going on about this, but I think it's a very important point that more people (not exclusively people who do or don't post on these forums), who I feel have deep-seated xenophobic views, need to be aware of. Edit: try reading this, and do it with an open mind. http://www.islam101.com/dawah/pillars.html Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Oh...he's not bending over for Bush. They're both bending over for a gang bang from the Wolfowitz cabal. [blair voice]Oh............yes.............I love it..........we must...............contine with this policy................[/blair voice] Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

[soothing voice]Whoooooo! Deuuuuuuce......you must kill all kittens....kiiiiiiilllllll kittens.......[/soothing voice] When people see how much I drink they tend to ask me how I'm still here, to which I always reply, "I may very well not be..." Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

What did he do, flush them down the toilet? It's well known that the UN inspectors were observing and assisting in their destruction. Although the Iraqi people are/will be/won't be better off without Saddam, there's the small matter of breaking international law (the bit about removing foreign heads of state by force when not in time of war). But then again, breaking international law only matters when it's the people who talk funny who do it. I'm desperately hoping Blair has to resign over all the shit he's dropped my country into, that way we might get a leader who doesn't bend over for Bush. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Hoping to get there between 11 and 12, but I'm bound to get lost. Why I was captain of the school orienteering team I'll never know.... I have some mates in Leicester that I'm meeting at some point in the afternoon, but I'll be back well in time for the lash! 6'2'' blonde fat-ish git, v. short hair, swearing at weather and blaming crap road signs for getting lost. If you're a scouser, I'm the posh bastard, and if you're a southerner, I'm the scouse bastard. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Well, one of the guys in my office read it, showed it to others, casually mentioning that "Nick does that", now I'm a living legend. Or something. Crazy twat, that was it... Are Zoo and Nutz made by the same company, by any chance? I just find 2 men's weeklies coming out in the same fortnight a bit too much of a coincidence. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

V. quick tip (I'm working on the others - honest): DO HILLS!!!! Even if your route is going to be a flat one, having that extra reserve of power is always useful, even if it's just beating someone else to your chosen toilet/secluded tree! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

That's 'cos it don't do to piss of an SMA! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Well, hello my dear......... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

This is me - except I have a nice "scouse mugger" haircut now. Plus, I'll be the one swearing at the price of the beer. EDIT: Fucking hell! Didn't realise I was that ugly! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Loki - Scandinavian god of mischief! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Would mainland DZ's be able to copy Jersey and become USPA affiliated? That way you would only need USPA membership, and you could charge any visiting member of the BPA committee £45 a jump - see how they like it! Wankers! Sebastian in May it is - if anyone can get me a job I'm staying out there! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I notice no-one's suggested meeting at hte AGM itself, during the day...dumb idea! I really should look up where it's all happening, so I can get there at all. I quite fancy getting to some of the stands at some point before I commence the lash, but since I have an appointment with BZR in Nottingham the night before, it probably won't happen! Keep us all posted on where we're meeting though guys, I'll give my number out to anyone who PM's. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Mmmmm, ten years in prison, "making love" with Big Jim from E wing - perhaps not. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Can't run in a fancy suit, as i have to wear Oxfam colour primarily, since they're supposed to be the main focus for anyone looking at me. A friend did manage to get a couple of hundred quid out of a certain well-known chocolate company over here, jus because she wrote to them and asked. They were sorry they could "only" donate £100. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

All us dotcommies should have some way of identifying ourselves to each other in the midst of the rush to the bar, something that's unique... How about some form of necklace, perhaps with a closing p.. - oh, wait..... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Don't forget the .2, 26.2 miles. I'm only doing the charity thing because I didn't get a place through the ballot, and it costs them a lot of money to get these places, hence a large amount promised to cover their costs. Raffling a case of beer at the DZ is a good idea though, or I could do what a mate did for his 100th or 200th, a blindfold static line jump... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Okay, here's the deal, I'm foolish enough to be entered in the London Marathon, but since I'm running for Oxfam, I have to raise £1500 as my part of the deal. I've been really busy these last few months, and it's likely to remain that way, so if anyone has any ideas for raising funds which don't require vast amounts of time expended, I would be really grateful. It's not that I'm lazy, actually it's really hard just to fit the training in. Thanks in advance for all your help. P.S. If anyone in the UK (or abroad) knows, owns, or works for a company that would sponsor me in return for some advertising space on my running vest or shorts, please PM me with some contact details. If anyone wants to just PayPal me with some funds, any amount is appreciated too, and I'll give out contact details in a PM. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

£61!!!! Fuck th*t! Metallica t-shirt and jeans it is! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Forgive me for being thick, but if you haven't got a ticket for the dinner, what the bejeezus does a chap wear? My DJ fitted me when I was about 2 stone heavier, so if it's formal only I'll be off to a hire shop. Please don't say "smart casual", I need specifics here - suit and tie, shirt and trousers, normal crap I wear under a jumpsuit, what??? I don't want to appear (any more of) a knob when I meet Alana and all the other fine fillies! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Someone get ready to console Alana - I'm dialling now..... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"