Bolas 5 #1 August 20, 2003 Just curious, I hear it's going to be a new requirement for the "D" Just more blatant promotion, I promise I'll quit after this weekend... HonestStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 August 20, 2003 I might do one when I reach 100 jumps.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ixlr82 7 #3 August 20, 2003 I read your bio...just curious...Where does the 'Big Unit' go during terminal? And does it stay there or flap around causing extreme discomfort? I gotta know before I try this. __________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #4 August 20, 2003 Not naked - but topless yes. I got some girlies to do a topless tracking dive for my man (he was the rabbit). That was fun. Rather exhilarating. It was only chilly on the plane (we did this July 3rd mind you - so it was HOT on the ground). I'd do a naked jump - yes - but it would have to be on a hot day in the summer. I don't like the cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #5 August 20, 2003 I cannot WAIT until my first naked jump. I'm with CrazyIvan for waiting til 100 jumps (in other words definitely before september 30th). I'll have to do it at a different drop zone though, since i'm hearing rumors about being pied????? or something..... I figured i'd be able to get out of it that way..... I figure 100 is the "magic" number for me ;)"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #6 August 20, 2003 it's a tradition at our dz to do it on yoru 100th jump<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,393 #7 August 20, 2003 QuoteI read your bio...just curious...Where does the 'Big Unit' go during terminal? And does it stay there or flap around causing extreme discomfort? I gotta know before I try this. This little video should answer your question: http://www.skyrush.com/skydive/german_nude_jump.mpg"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #8 August 20, 2003 Oh my god, that SUCKS!!! No way that dude was NOT feeling pain after that skydive. Hope that will not happen in head down when I try it. Atr 120mph, maybe, at 170mph - OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #9 August 20, 2003 QuoteI'll have to do it at a different drop zone though, since i'm hearing rumors about being pied????? or something..... I figured i'd be able to get out of it that way..... You can't escape pieing. They'll just get you when you next jump there and it will be worse because you tried to avoid it. Take it like a man: announce it's your 100th jump and plan something crazy and stupid. Wear crappy clothes and hava change of clothes. Remember: If you don't get pied, it means no one likes you....Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #10 August 20, 2003 the way i figure..... a female is willing to do a naked jump, that should be a get out of pieing right there.... i'm just going to be quiet when i get to around 100................."Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Yoshi 0 #11 August 20, 2003 I did a bachelor jump (my bachelor party at the dz lasted all weekend.) and I was holding a blowup doll and there were 4 naked gals that joined me. was pretty fun, but not something I would do on a regular basis. (I would on the otherhand jump with naked girls on a regular basis) :) -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kiwistylz2000 0 #12 August 21, 2003 I remember my first naked jump... it was for a friend of mines 100th and we did a 6 way. I was told by a fellow jumper that whatever i did to make sure that when i dumped to hold onto my most important parts as to avoid something getting trapped by a legstrap I can still remember to this day the terror that griped me when i threw my pilot chute and realized i was in a perfect arch and everything was still free and easy It was a great experiance and one which i have repeated since.! "Kiwis, a flightless bird... I think not!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VisionAir 0 #13 August 21, 2003 In my experience with my one nekkid jump.... Went out straight into headsdown...member flappage was minimal almost non-existent, BUT....when I rolled into an arch, everything tucked between the legs and I had EXTREME flappage...enough to make me go into sort of a belly first fetal postion...knees together and unarched....I couldn't get open fast enough. Would I do it again?.....Hell Yeah! Sidenote....One Janurary when it was just above freezing, we had a visiting jumper celebrating his 700th jump. He said every"00" has been naked. He decides to do a naked hop and pop... from 9.5k... and with student gear no less. This guy maybe weighed 170 and was under a 250ish canopy for somewhere around 10 min in freezinig temps. Crazy I tell ya....thats just CRAZY Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #14 August 21, 2003 I diid one years ago...what a hoot! I was 1/2 asleep sitting on the corner of a picnic table early one Saturday morning at Elsinore. Still waiting for the gallon of coffee I'd slurped on the drive from San Diego to take effect, when Jan Davis strolled passed me wearing a negligée and 6inch spike high heels... "Good morning Jim" As I fell from my perch...laughter was everywhere. Looking around I saw several other young lovelies dressed the same... About the time I was trying to remember if in fact I had possibly been killed in a car crash on the way... and had just arrived in heaven, Jan said to me that they were filming a segment for an upcoming feature video. "We need four guys to jump with us," she said, "ya interested?" YOU BET !!! "Oh by the way, you have to jump nude" another of the ladies interjected, "Is that a problem?" You mean, NUDE?? Like NOTHIN"??? (I was a bit hesitant, see I have really ugly feet!) They assured me I could wear my shoes...since I was so shy. Some Tandem pairs loaded the Otter, then we eight boarded... the girls in their 'gownless evening straps' and the guys in gymshorts... About 10 grand the ladies stand up and in rehearsed unison sing, "Ohhhh Boysss...It's TIME!" Gymshorts...'Gone with the Wind' 12 grand...Door open, spotting for jump run... I never realized how COLD southern California really is! Gives a whole new meaning to; 'Check all your handles prior to exit' and 'Floaters out' Cameras ready, we stack the door... I'm last swooper, looking over my shoulder... I see one Tandem passenger jammin' his elbow into the other student next to him... " I TOLD YA YOU WOULD LIKE SKYDIVIN'" We got our eight way...and some great kiss passes as well! All landing near the peas to thunderous applause, hoots and whistles, ... wasn't at all embarrassing.... 'Till I realized most the catcalls were coming from the bus load of 'blue hairs' that were up on a day trip from Sun City! The 8 way wasn't used in the "Over The Edge" video produced by Tom Sanders, But if ya look close during the credits...there's our exit! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveNFlorida 0 #15 August 21, 2003 I'm curious, how is something like this accomplished? Are most DZs cool about something like that, and you fill the load with ur friends and land a bit far off? I voted no, but i'd like to... and I think 100th jump sounds like a fine time:D angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikeat10500 9 #16 August 21, 2003 I done naked CRW in microlines and have pics to prove it! And I live in Canada....it's got to be warmer in Fla. Oh in freefall guys...watch out for rudder effect...you don't want to get in a turn...you can't stop.----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikeat10500 9 #17 August 21, 2003 QuoteI'm curious, how is something like this accomplished? Are most DZs cool about something like that, and you fill the load with ur friends and land a bit far off? I voted no, but i'd like to... and I think 100th jump sounds like a fine time:D angela. We usually ware our shorts or track pants over our gear until jump run...take them off and through them at the pilot(your pilot may not think this funny). Then we land a bi-plane on the edge of the packing area....drives the DZO nuts.----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazyfrog 0 #18 August 21, 2003 loved it... tracking... rabbitt... 4 girls chasing me... ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #19 August 21, 2003 the view from the bottom of the stack ...........BRRRRRRRRRRRR no thanks................ RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #20 August 21, 2003 thats what your redundant ROL pocket is for - stuffing your pants in B4 exit - then just stick em on again when in the saddle over your leg straps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #21 August 21, 2003 LOL........... I know my luck, the bastard above me would probably drop his........... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikeat10500 9 #22 August 21, 2003 Quotethe view from the bottom of the stack ...........BRRRRRRRRRRRR no thanks................ Roy Don't look up!----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pkasdorf 0 #23 August 21, 2003 There is a nudist beach here in Uruguay. We are planning a jump for this summer (January-February). Should be fun! HISPA # 18 POPS # 8757 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SCR10480 0 #24 August 21, 2003 I made a nude jump on Thanksgiving Day 1979...the "Big Unit" was safely stowed due to the phenomena known as "Male cold weather shrinkage" and never entered the slipstream...the appearance was that of a frightened turtle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #25 August 21, 2003 I did a naked jump for my 500th. 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selbbub78 0 #5 August 20, 2003 I cannot WAIT until my first naked jump. I'm with CrazyIvan for waiting til 100 jumps (in other words definitely before september 30th). I'll have to do it at a different drop zone though, since i'm hearing rumors about being pied????? or something..... I figured i'd be able to get out of it that way..... I figure 100 is the "magic" number for me ;)"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #6 August 20, 2003 it's a tradition at our dz to do it on yoru 100th jump<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #7 August 20, 2003 QuoteI read your bio...just curious...Where does the 'Big Unit' go during terminal? And does it stay there or flap around causing extreme discomfort? I gotta know before I try this. This little video should answer your question: http://www.skyrush.com/skydive/german_nude_jump.mpg"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #8 August 20, 2003 Oh my god, that SUCKS!!! No way that dude was NOT feeling pain after that skydive. Hope that will not happen in head down when I try it. Atr 120mph, maybe, at 170mph - OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 August 20, 2003 QuoteI'll have to do it at a different drop zone though, since i'm hearing rumors about being pied????? or something..... I figured i'd be able to get out of it that way..... You can't escape pieing. They'll just get you when you next jump there and it will be worse because you tried to avoid it. Take it like a man: announce it's your 100th jump and plan something crazy and stupid. Wear crappy clothes and hava change of clothes. Remember: If you don't get pied, it means no one likes you....Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #10 August 20, 2003 the way i figure..... a female is willing to do a naked jump, that should be a get out of pieing right there.... i'm just going to be quiet when i get to around 100................."Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #11 August 20, 2003 I did a bachelor jump (my bachelor party at the dz lasted all weekend.) and I was holding a blowup doll and there were 4 naked gals that joined me. was pretty fun, but not something I would do on a regular basis. (I would on the otherhand jump with naked girls on a regular basis) :) -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwistylz2000 0 #12 August 21, 2003 I remember my first naked jump... it was for a friend of mines 100th and we did a 6 way. I was told by a fellow jumper that whatever i did to make sure that when i dumped to hold onto my most important parts as to avoid something getting trapped by a legstrap I can still remember to this day the terror that griped me when i threw my pilot chute and realized i was in a perfect arch and everything was still free and easy It was a great experiance and one which i have repeated since.! "Kiwis, a flightless bird... I think not!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisionAir 0 #13 August 21, 2003 In my experience with my one nekkid jump.... Went out straight into headsdown...member flappage was minimal almost non-existent, BUT....when I rolled into an arch, everything tucked between the legs and I had EXTREME flappage...enough to make me go into sort of a belly first fetal postion...knees together and unarched....I couldn't get open fast enough. Would I do it again?.....Hell Yeah! Sidenote....One Janurary when it was just above freezing, we had a visiting jumper celebrating his 700th jump. He said every"00" has been naked. He decides to do a naked hop and pop... from 9.5k... and with student gear no less. This guy maybe weighed 170 and was under a 250ish canopy for somewhere around 10 min in freezinig temps. Crazy I tell ya....thats just CRAZY Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 August 21, 2003 I diid one years ago...what a hoot! I was 1/2 asleep sitting on the corner of a picnic table early one Saturday morning at Elsinore. Still waiting for the gallon of coffee I'd slurped on the drive from San Diego to take effect, when Jan Davis strolled passed me wearing a negligée and 6inch spike high heels... "Good morning Jim" As I fell from my perch...laughter was everywhere. Looking around I saw several other young lovelies dressed the same... About the time I was trying to remember if in fact I had possibly been killed in a car crash on the way... and had just arrived in heaven, Jan said to me that they were filming a segment for an upcoming feature video. "We need four guys to jump with us," she said, "ya interested?" YOU BET !!! "Oh by the way, you have to jump nude" another of the ladies interjected, "Is that a problem?" You mean, NUDE?? Like NOTHIN"??? (I was a bit hesitant, see I have really ugly feet!) They assured me I could wear my shoes...since I was so shy. Some Tandem pairs loaded the Otter, then we eight boarded... the girls in their 'gownless evening straps' and the guys in gymshorts... About 10 grand the ladies stand up and in rehearsed unison sing, "Ohhhh Boysss...It's TIME!" Gymshorts...'Gone with the Wind' 12 grand...Door open, spotting for jump run... I never realized how COLD southern California really is! Gives a whole new meaning to; 'Check all your handles prior to exit' and 'Floaters out' Cameras ready, we stack the door... I'm last swooper, looking over my shoulder... I see one Tandem passenger jammin' his elbow into the other student next to him... " I TOLD YA YOU WOULD LIKE SKYDIVIN'" We got our eight way...and some great kiss passes as well! All landing near the peas to thunderous applause, hoots and whistles, ... wasn't at all embarrassing.... 'Till I realized most the catcalls were coming from the bus load of 'blue hairs' that were up on a day trip from Sun City! The 8 way wasn't used in the "Over The Edge" video produced by Tom Sanders, But if ya look close during the credits...there's our exit! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #15 August 21, 2003 I'm curious, how is something like this accomplished? Are most DZs cool about something like that, and you fill the load with ur friends and land a bit far off? I voted no, but i'd like to... and I think 100th jump sounds like a fine time:D angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeat10500 9 #16 August 21, 2003 I done naked CRW in microlines and have pics to prove it! And I live in Canada....it's got to be warmer in Fla. Oh in freefall guys...watch out for rudder effect...you don't want to get in a turn...you can't stop.----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeat10500 9 #17 August 21, 2003 QuoteI'm curious, how is something like this accomplished? Are most DZs cool about something like that, and you fill the load with ur friends and land a bit far off? I voted no, but i'd like to... and I think 100th jump sounds like a fine time:D angela. We usually ware our shorts or track pants over our gear until jump run...take them off and through them at the pilot(your pilot may not think this funny). Then we land a bi-plane on the edge of the packing area....drives the DZO nuts.----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #18 August 21, 2003 loved it... tracking... rabbitt... 4 girls chasing me... ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #19 August 21, 2003 the view from the bottom of the stack ...........BRRRRRRRRRRRR no thanks................ RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #20 August 21, 2003 thats what your redundant ROL pocket is for - stuffing your pants in B4 exit - then just stick em on again when in the saddle over your leg straps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #21 August 21, 2003 LOL........... I know my luck, the bastard above me would probably drop his........... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeat10500 9 #22 August 21, 2003 Quotethe view from the bottom of the stack ...........BRRRRRRRRRRRR no thanks................ Roy Don't look up!----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pkasdorf 0 #23 August 21, 2003 There is a nudist beach here in Uruguay. We are planning a jump for this summer (January-February). Should be fun! HISPA # 18 POPS # 8757 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCR10480 0 #24 August 21, 2003 I made a nude jump on Thanksgiving Day 1979...the "Big Unit" was safely stowed due to the phenomena known as "Male cold weather shrinkage" and never entered the slipstream...the appearance was that of a frightened turtle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #25 August 21, 2003 I did a naked jump for my 500th. I thought it would feel "weird," but it didn't. It just felt cold. I wanted to do it to see what it felt like, but it doesn't feel much different, so I probably won't do another one...I prefer to stay warm.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
