Skydiving Quotes

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Grab the grass. Its the bounce that kills.

~Get in or GO in!

~You haven't lost your girlfriend, ya just lost your TURN!

~Sure parachutes are expensive, but at least they wear out quick!

~Can I have the rest of that sammich? :ph34r:

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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And if it all turns to shit and you're gonna die... take a shoe off and put down your underpants .... It wont save your life but it's have the investigators scratching their head wondering how it got there!!

Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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