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Melissa126

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Tandem student after landing, not to me but rather a general statement:
"I need to fuck now!!!"
to which I responded:
"I'll need to check with my wife on that."
It ties into what I was reading in another thread regarding the chemical release induced during activities such as ours.

Another which was funny in that she thought she was a lot more clever than I.
After opening: "I'm glad I didn't get bigger tits!"
Same chick after one of my lesser landings: "That hurt worse than anal sex!"
My reply: "I wouldn't know about that."
My impression was that she thought she could shock me. Now, if she'd said after opening "Mind if I take these out?" Or, "Excuse me while I whip these out!" I'd have been slightly shocked, and somewhat entertained!
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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One of my old girlfriend's used to say 'It makes me horny to see you open low...'

Don't think I opened legally all season.
If some old guy can do it then obviously it can't be very extreme. Otherwise he'd already be dead.
Bruce McConkey 'I thought we were gonna die, and I couldn't think of anyone

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Well, not that far back at all, after my first jump (tandem), I asked my instructor what the bowling balls were for. He replied "Bowling, what do you use them for?"

And my AFF instructor, while it was raining "It hurts because you hit the pointy side of the rain"

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Not my favorite quote but posting because it made me laugh:

Friend: "I gotta get my shit packed"
Other friend: "Dude don't repeat that, that didn't come out the way you wanted"

Even just saying "Hey, will you pack my chute?" doesn't sound real good, if you think about it.;)

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Most of the things we say sound pretty bad to a wuffo...

I.E. Last weekend I was sharing a beer with a guy and said "The three-way I did with your wife and daughter today was awesome. Let me show you the video"
"Damn you Gravity, you win again"

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FUCK HIM!;)



*flashbacks to the coldest moment in my life... *

Yall spaceland people really dont care about hypothermia do ya?:D

"Thats odd... the plane has never made THAT noise before!"
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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Fav Quotes:

Don't do anything STUPID under a thousand feet.
...I try not to do anything stupid from 13K to 2K also.

And

Did you get it on video.
...Ya , there's always a video guy around when you don't want him



So, between 2k and 1k, you're free to do as much stupid stuff as you want?:o
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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