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New Pope has been chosen

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My smart ass reply got deleted from a friends FB. Fuckin' Catholic's need to get a sense of humor.



I made the mistake of saying 'how fucking boring are those peoples lives to hang around the vatican all day long waiting for a new pope.'


She tried reaming me out but I was laughing too hard.

I think I might have pissed her off. [:/]

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My smart ass reply got deleted from a friends FB. Fuckin' Catholic's need to get a sense of humor.



They have no more sense of humor for jokes cracked at the pope's expense than Muslims do at Abraham jokes...

:S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Habent Papem, Francis I.




My name's Pope Francis I, but everybody calls me 'Psycho'. Any of you call me Pope Francis I, I'll kill ya.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Will this New Pope allow me to use condoms?
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Let me be Frank.
No.


Shurely, you are kidding? :)
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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Nice.



Wasn't mine though. I stole it. :P


From who?


One of our own on here. Little private cell phone group

To be honest, I'm ashamed that I didnt think of it first. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Will this New Pope allow me to use condoms?
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Let me be Frank.
No.


You call the pope Frank?


It's Psycho, dammit! I'll kill ya! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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The lady next to the other lady I pissed off was asking what a jesuit is to another lady. She kept going on and one about the difference and how they are some form of a 'teacher' in the order of preists...then I said so if they do so much when do then have time to molest young boys?

It appears that one didnt go over well either.

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