OHCHUTE 0 #76 March 15, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Lutherans don't believe in indulgences I was raised Lutheran, and I certainly indulge in chocolate Wendy P. Everything I know about Lutherans was learned from Garrison Keillor. I fucking hated the Lutheran school I went to from 4th to 6th grade. The teachers were assholes and the jock kids were even bigger assholes. No matter where you went to school, all football players were assholes. So why do so many people watch NFL? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #77 March 15, 2013 Quote Quote Lutherans don't believe in indulgences I was raised Lutheran, and I certainly indulge in chocolate Wendy P. Lutherans certainly believe in indulging! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #78 March 17, 2013 -From a Catholic! But you've got it backwards...just a bit. I was Lutheran, then became Catholic but I was never a Baptist! OBTW, we do have a sense of humor! - Laugh at yourself before someone else does! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #79 March 17, 2013 Depends what you want to use them for! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #80 March 17, 2013 Quote Lot of white smoke coming outta the chimney. Must have all of them lighting up the bongs. Why light up a bong when they could enjoy some Dom Perignon...after all, Dom Perignon was a Catholic Monk. OBTW, Catholic Priests and Monks did not discover beer or wine but developed a lot of methods to improve distillation and fermentation. Next time we all take a tug on that ice cold beer after the green light goes on at the end of jump day, take a second just a second to thank that no name Catholic that helped make the taste of that beer oh so good! Truly, truly folks, I had a good time and some good laughs and honestly take no offense reading these posts. Sounds like no one really cares or gives a proverbial rip. If that's the case, why did this subject even make this forum? Something tells me deep down y'all REALLY respect this guy, Pope Francis I. Good choice, this new Pope is one courageous guy with a pair of brass ones, albeit humble and quiet. I think you're going to be impressed with him and I can assure you, he'll pray for you, just ask him! Best wishes for a happy and enjoyable jump season! - A Catholic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #81 March 18, 2013 There's hope yet for you, now you just need to backslide a little to Lutheran and then convert to Baptist. Don't worry you'll make it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #82 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote There's hope yet for you, now you just need to backslide a little to Lutheran and then convert to Baptist. Don't worry you'll make it. Looking forward to you all getting it right and attending worship at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now is that a southern, northern or independent denomination??No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #83 March 18, 2013 Not gonna happen...I like to dance! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #84 March 18, 2013 Good point, "Senior Banquet" is nowhere near as much fun as "Senior Prom." lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #85 March 18, 2013 Then I think you need to go with the Central or West Coast Baptist. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #86 March 18, 2013 Or one could go with...human...works for you on census reports! Why the need to pigeon hole? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #87 March 18, 2013 >Why light up a bong when they could enjoy some Dom Perignon...after all, Dom >Perignon was a Catholic Monk. Don't forget Belgian beers! Trappist abbeys still run some of the most famous breweries on the planet. Useless fact of the day: Belgian monks used to fast 40 days during Lent, during which time the most strict of the orders could not eat. They also had a directive to be self sufficient, and some of them would do that by growing grain, malting it and brewing beer. They'd put these two things together and make tripels (and even quadrupels) with so much grain that they'd be sweet, high calorie beers that would get them through their fast without "eating" anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #88 March 18, 2013 That's not useless, that's awesome! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #89 March 18, 2013 He did say he liked to dance, so we need to narrow down a bit. Not all Baptist dance or drink or... let's not go thereNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #90 March 18, 2013 Dang, to much St. Pat's day for me. I read part of that as growing it and mating it. eeeekkkkkkNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #91 March 18, 2013 just something that crossed my mind. Does the country the New Pope comes from get any kind of perks? I mean hey they could throw some cash their way at least. The parishioners that were his should at least get some kind of refund for supporting him all those years. Give them something.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #92 March 18, 2013 Quote just something that crossed my mind. Does the country the New Pope comes from get any kind of perks? I'm not sold on New Pope.I still prefer Pope Classic."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #93 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote just something that crossed my mind. Does the country the New Pope comes from get any kind of perks? I'm not sold on New Pope.I still prefer Pope Classic. Diet Cherry Pope use to be my favorite. Holy Crap I had to edit that!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #94 March 18, 2013 Oooops! Your FSM may be no more. I had six friends over for dinner last night. Dinner was a big pot of spaghetti, hot French bread with butter and garlic, some Carlo Rossi Red. But I think the FSM paid the ultimate sacrifice...delicious!!! Take comfort, we all gave our thanks to the One who is the very essence of what it is "to be," the One who is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #95 March 18, 2013 Quote >Why light up a bong when they could enjoy some Dom Perignon...after all, Dom >Perignon was a Catholic Monk. Don't forget Belgian beers! Trappist abbeys still run some of the most famous breweries on the planet. Useless fact of the day: Belgian monks used to fast 40 days during Lent, during which time the most strict of the orders could not eat. They also had a directive to be self sufficient, and some of them would do that by growing grain, malting it and brewing beer. They'd put these two things together and make tripels (and even quadrupels) with so much grain that they'd be sweet, high calorie beers that would get them through their fast without "eating" anything. I've had a few of those beers. Gooooooood stuff.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #96 March 18, 2013 QuoteYour FSM may be no more. Nonsense. He just touched your deepest bowels with His noodley appendage. Ramen.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #97 March 19, 2013 Proof positive that recycling works. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
