Some Good Atheist Humor

[jclalor 12]

I just saw this on HBO, pretty good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo

[TriGirl 278]

He's hilarious! I just added this DVD to my Netflix queue. I especially laughed at the panda jokes!

See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

Shut Up & Jump!

[masterrig 1]

Who do atheists call out to during sex?


Chuck

[jakee 1,280]

Jim Jeffries is awesome. The story about the vibrating egg has to be the single best piece of stand-up ever. A complete lack of any sense of personal shame is essential for good comedy

"So I just broke up with my girlfriend, but it's ok, we were moving in different directions. I wanted to come to England to further my comedy career and she wanted to stay in Australia and fuck other men. So it worked out well for everybody.





Especially my brother"

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[jclalor 12]

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Jim Jeffries is awesome. The story about the vibrating egg has to be the single best piece of stand-up ever. A complete lack of any sense of personal shame is essential for good comedy

"So I just broke up with my girlfriend, but it's ok, we were moving in different directions. I wanted to come to England to further my comedy career and she wanted to stay in Australia and fuck other men. So it worked out well for everybody.





Especially my brother"

One of the funniest I have seen in a long long time.

[silent_pumpkin 0]

I say my husband's name, not god, during sex. Hubby ain't complaining

[skyrider 0]

now that us some funny stuff......

[maadmax 0]

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I just saw this on HBO, pretty good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo

Amusing, but the overall message is loud and clear. Prerequisite for becoming a believer in atheism, self-righteousness, consuming anger, depressed disillusioned view of reality devoid of hope. An unshakable belief that hedonism is the answer. Total ignorance of Gods Word as it pertains to our daily existence, or to anything for that matter.

WOW, sign me up.


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[quade 3]

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Amusing, but the overall message is loud and clear. Prerequisite for becoming a believer in atheism, self-righteousness, consuming anger, depressed disillusioned view of reality devoid of hope. An unshakable belief that hedonism is the answer. Total ignorance of Gods Word as it pertains to our daily existence, or to anything for that matter.

All it takes is to wake up and realize there is no Santa Claus.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[Shotgun 1]

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Prerequisite for becoming a believer in atheism, self-righteousness, consuming anger, depressed disillusioned view of reality devoid of hope. An unshakable belief that hedonism is the answer.

No, that's just the prerequisite for becoming a stand-up comedian.

[skyrider 0]

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Amusing, but the overall message is loud and clear. Prerequisite for becoming a believer in atheism, self-righteousness, consuming anger, depressed disillusioned view of reality devoid of hope. An unshakable belief that hedonism is the answer. Total ignorance of Gods Word as it pertains to our daily existence, or to anything for that matter.

All it takes is to wake up and realize there is no Santa Claus.

OMG, first I agree with Billvon, now Quade, All in week...

[Coreece 190]

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OMG, first I agree with Billvon, now Quade, All in week...

Wow...an athiest agreeing with quade in a bigoted christian bashing thread...impressive.

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[matthewcline 0]

Yeah all us heathen's just ordered winter coats.

Matt

An Instructors first concern is student safety.
So, start being safe, first!!!

[jakee 1,280]

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OMG, first I agree with Billvon, now Quade, All in week...

Wow...an athiest agreeing with quade in a bigoted christian bashing thread...impressive.

It's not christian bashing, it's actually pretty even across the board

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[winsor 192]

"Prerequisite for becoming a believer in atheism"

[Bolas 5]

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He's hilarious! I just added this DVD to my Netflix queue. I especially laughed at the panda jokes!

Ditto. Scoured Youtube a bit for more.
Not everyone likes him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WCGKb8ikRc

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[maadmax 0]

No, that's just the prerequisite for becoming a stand-up comedian.

True enough, but as you can see by the responses, it is a case where art imitates life.

[Shotgun 1]

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No, that's just the prerequisite for becoming a stand-up comedian.

True enough, but as you can see by the responses, it is a case where art imitates life.

I don't see much in the responses in this thread to support that statement.

Anyhow, if I judged by posts on dropzone.com, I'd guess that neither atheists nor Christians are very happy people. Or at least on here, both sides often sound like they spend a good deal of the time being pissed off about the other side.

[ryoder 1,412]

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It's not christian bashing, it's actually pretty even across the board

"I'm not a racist; I'm a bigot; It's completely different."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[billvon 2,476]

>Or at least on here, both sides often sound like they spend a good deal
>of the time being pissed off about the other side.

At least the more extreme elements of both groups do.

[Coreece 190]

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I just saw this on HBO, pretty good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo

Amusing, but the overall message is loud and clear. Prerequisite for becoming a believer in atheism, self-righteousness, consuming anger, depressed disillusioned view of reality devoid of hope. An unshakable belief that hedonism is the answer. Total ignorance of Gods Word as it pertains to our daily existence, or to anything for that matter.

WOW, sign me up.


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Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[Coreece 190]

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Jim Jeffries is awesome....A complete lack of any sense of personal shame is essential for good comedy

"The 'frankness' of people sunk below shame is a very cheap frankness." -Lewis

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[popsjumper 2]

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Who do atheists call out to during sex?


Chuck

No, I don't believe it's "Chuck".

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[popsjumper 2]

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All it takes is to wake up and realize there is no Santa Claus.

What's Santa got to do with it?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[mnealtx 0]

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Who do atheists call out to during sex?


Chuck

No, I don't believe it's "Chuck".

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706