ryoder 1,400 #1 September 9, 2009 http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/gop_lawmakers_graphic_sex-bragging_caught_on_tape.php"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #2 September 9, 2009 Wow www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 September 9, 2009 What a great member of the CA legislature. he walks the walk. He's so in favor of traditional marriages while doing every thing he can to block gay marriages, that he's having 3 relationships with women!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #4 September 9, 2009 QuoteWhat a great member of the CA legislature. he walks the walk. He's so in favor of traditional marriages while doing every thing he can to block gay marriages, that he's having 3 relationships with women! What's amazing is that a fat old guy with a very low level legislative post is getting so much action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #5 September 9, 2009 He's already announced he will resign. But still, he apologized for his 'inappropriate comments.' Not his inappropriate (if you're a values man that fights against gay marriage) conduct. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #6 September 9, 2009 Quote What's amazing is that a fat old guy with a very low level legislative post is getting so much action. Just imagine what hot guys like us would be able to pull! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 18 #7 September 9, 2009 Sounds alot like the Dodd Kennedy waitress sandwhich stories "America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 September 9, 2009 We had a (relationship not named here) that went into state politics (dem) with the "uncorrupted" mantra as his rallying point. He won. Within 3 months he gave his wife a couple communicable diseases that he got from staffers at the capital. They went 'away' to get it treated in secret. He did it again within the next 3 months. They divorced. Apparently, some female staffers would regularly bet each other on how long it would take them to get any of the new reps into bed with them. It was a big joke and a regular thing. So if you don't mind getting the clap (or worse) politics is the place to be to meet new and interesting partners. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #9 September 9, 2009 How sad But i have come to expect it from politicians Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #10 September 9, 2009 Quote What a great member of the CA legislature. he walks the walk. He's so in favor of traditional marriages while doing every thing he can to block gay marriages, that he's having 3 relationships with women! But he doesn't have relationship with men (or maybe he's still in closet). At least he is consistent with what he preaches - unlike a lot of other politicians.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #11 September 9, 2009 QuoteQuote What a great member of the CA legislature. he walks the walk. He's so in favor of traditional marriages while doing every thing he can to block gay marriages, that he's having 3 relationships with women! But he doesn't have relationship with men (or maybe he's still in closet). At least he is consistent with what he preaches - unlike a lot of other politicians. Actually, I think I'll revise my analysis. I now see this as a very active promotion or homosexual relationships. He's taking 3 women out of contention for other red blooded males, leaving them no other choice than to experience the love that dare not speak its name.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #12 September 9, 2009 Quote Actually, I think I'll revise my analysis. I now see this as a very active promotion or homosexual relationships. He's taking 3 women out of contention for other red blooded males How? He just fucked them, he didn't put chastity belts on them.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #13 September 9, 2009 Fine. Be that way. Destroy my lame attempts at jokes. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #14 September 9, 2009 >He just fucked them, he didn't put chastity belts on them. Now, how do you know that? Have these women been examined by a competent authority to ensure that they're not walking around with chastity belts on? Someone should get on that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #15 September 9, 2009 Quote Now, how do you know that? Have these women been examined by a competent authority to ensure that they're not walking around with chastity belts on? Someone should get on that. That's a good point. And to prevent tampering, the evidence should be made public! Every American has right to personally ensure there are no chastity belts. Of course the guns won't be allowed, and we'd have to raise taxes to cover our expenses :)* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #16 September 10, 2009 Quote So if you don't mind getting the clap (or worse) politics is the place to be to meet new and interesting partners. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #17 September 10, 2009 Frankly I have more respect for a prostitute than a politician..particularly the fools in Sacremento Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #18 September 10, 2009 >Frankly I have more respect for a prostitute than a politician.. >particularly the fools in Sacremento Uh, OK. Did you have a particular prostitute in mind that you respect? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #19 September 10, 2009 I admit I was totally wrong. I thought these guys were all like sexually-repressed, or something, and that's why they end up in airport bathroom stalls, trying to grope underneath at the unsuspecting dude in the neighboring stall. But this guy isn't repressed at all! He's getting more than most guys. Of course, this may all be a new experience for him, and that's why he needs to brag about it.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #20 September 10, 2009 Quote http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/gop_lawmakers_graphic_sex-bragging_caught_on_tape.php A lot of stuff like this was examined in a independent documentary film called "Outrage." I saw it in theater and it was VERY good and well done. There are a butt ton of GOP law makers that pride themselves on wholesome christian family values and are the hardest campaigners against gay marriage/rights and even vote 'no' on anything that has to do with AIDS research, but then they're the ones that end up being the closet gays. Go figure. Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #21 September 10, 2009 Quote Did you have a particular prostitute in mind that you respect? Whoever she is, pass her phone number along to that energy company. After this one is fired, I'm sure they'll be looking for a new "lobbyist" Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
likearock 1 #22 September 10, 2009 QuoteFrankly I have more respect for a prostitute than a politician You can tell the difference? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #23 September 10, 2009 QuoteQuoteFrankly I have more respect for a prostitute than a politician You can tell the difference? The prostitute is cheaper?HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Frankly I have more respect for a prostitute than a politician You can tell the difference? Sure - there's some things even a prostitute won't do. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #25 September 10, 2009 Come on now, you all need to have a little more love in your heart. I've have a few Muslim Friends in the middle east that say 3 wives is the perfect number. 1 wife demands all your attention. 2 wives are always in compitition with each other. 3 wives is just right. 4 and more and the costs and the honey do lists start to get out of control. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
