rgoper 0 #1 May 3, 2002 .....about my new secretary? my wife hates her, but her opinion doesn't count what do ya'll think? i'm trying to talk her into sky diving. these babys would get us 14,500 easy!Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #2 May 3, 2002 Interesting midline scar . . .-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #3 May 3, 2002 damn that chick looks like my neighbor......wonder if she owns a greyhound Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 May 3, 2002 "Secretary, could you step into my office please & close the door. I need you to take some dicktation...!!"Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #5 May 3, 2002 bill:good eye, i didn't even see that myself.Kelli:nope, no greyhound.Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #6 May 3, 2002 An Onion article for all occasions: I Love The Way Your Tits Bounce When You Type.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #7 May 3, 2002 OhMy! Now THAT was a helluva fun article to read :-) thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #8 May 3, 2002 I think the content of your posts has dramatically improved over the last 2 months. You seem more focused on the right issues now... Safe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #9 May 3, 2002 Not bad. Not bad at all boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #10 May 3, 2002 Do you have a divorce lawyer?FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 May 3, 2002 I think you should consider it !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #12 May 3, 2002 Dammit- I KNEW I was working for the wrong company! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhale 0 #13 May 3, 2002 OHHHHHHH, Mama!!!!Thank you sir, may I have another? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #14 May 3, 2002 This is funny because I am in the process of interviewing secretaries right now at my new job. I'm holding out for someone who looks like her. I've only been getting applications for people who are my grandparents age. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 May 3, 2002 QuoteYou seem more focused on the right issues now... BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....and Here Here......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #16 May 3, 2002 Oh, oh, me, me!! Can I fax you my resume?? I can type, skydive and I'm nowhere near your grandmother's age. But I warn you I'm trouble with a capital T! How do you feel about redheads? What you need is more Virgins, I mean Virginians in Boston!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #17 May 3, 2002 Quote"Secretary, could you step into my office please & close the door. I need you to take some dicktation...!!"Secretary: "Can I use your dictaphone?"Rodney Dangerfield: "Screw you. Use your finger like everyone else!"flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #18 May 3, 2002 QuoteHow do you feel about redheads? I like redheads. Please send me a picture and your measurements and you will be considered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #19 May 3, 2002 Opened that one at work.. OOPS.. lol Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 May 3, 2002 QuoteOpened that one at work.. OOPS.. lolHeheehehee.....Me too...good thing I don't give a shit!!! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookit 0 #21 May 3, 2002 QuoteInteresting midline scar . . .Hmmm....I was thinking something more along the lines of "Nice Tits!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhale 0 #22 May 3, 2002 Please post your pic, immediately!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #23 May 3, 2002 Just opened it again :) I want a suckatary!!! Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #24 May 3, 2002 Ooooh, nice printer, is that an inkjet?CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #25 May 3, 2002 **Do you have a divorce lawyer?**do ya think i'll need one? my wife is majoring in business law, now you've went and scared me, tara's just part time and this was just a joke i had the digicam out, and she volunteered, what's a man to do? no, for real though, it's all "above board!" Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
