Viking 0 #1 September 5, 2002 I realize that b/c I am asking this the thread will probly either die a short death or be highjacked in even less time. But what ever. Ok what is it that when a women looks at a guy and thinks "i gotta get him in bed" or somthing like that? I know that every women is different but there are some things that they all have in common.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 September 5, 2002 In my case, she'd better have low expectations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 September 5, 2002 Not looking like a desperate virgin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #4 September 5, 2002 Dude, you gotta wear them down until they just give in to ya. Everybody looks good at 0200... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #5 September 5, 2002 "I went to bed at 2:00 with a 10 and woke up at 10:00 with a 2!" Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 September 5, 2002 good pointI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 September 5, 2002 Dear Viking~ First off.......unlike most men the first thing on a woman's mind isn't sex.... But try this: Hang out a "NO Trespassing" sign, Women tend to gravitate to the bad boyz (even if they really arent) No need to tell them you're a virgin....but if you feel you have to say something, just tell them you practice celibacy. NEXT........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 September 5, 2002 Quotewhen a women looks at a guy and thinks "i gotta get him in bed" wuffo answer? when hes getting out of his BMW... skychick? you'd have to ask them... theyre all mysterious and $hit.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #9 September 5, 2002 A large penis. An Aussie accent will get you laid FAST. A sense of humor. The ability to carry on a conversation or the ability to quickly resume partying when I'm done with you. A propensity for destruction is attractive, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. And most important....CONFIDENCE that borders on cockiness is an incredible turn on. If you walk right up to me and whisper lewd nothings in my ear, its on. I really am a nice girl...I swear... Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #10 September 5, 2002 QuoteDear Viking~ First off.......unlike most men the first thing on a woman's mind isn't sex.... Um, I beg to differ.... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 September 5, 2002 Start beggin Jess........ and Meunkel........since when do I not count as a woman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus021 0 #12 September 5, 2002 A man asked his wife one day, "honey how can you be so gorgeous but so damn dumb at the same time?" His wife responded with, "God made me gorgeous so that you would be attracted to me... God also made me so damn dumb so that I would be attracted to you!!!" Maybe that is the answer. 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 September 5, 2002 Quoteand Meunkel........since when do I not count as a woman? You will always count as a woman. You'll notice my post is deleted. I was posting it at the same time the ladies were responding, so the post became moot. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #14 September 5, 2002 OK, you've got a point....something does have to grab my attention before I think about sex. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 September 5, 2002 QuoteNot looking like a desperate virgin Yeah, start with that. -I grew up with my mom and sisters, and now live with my wife and daughters, I have lived in the House of Estrogen my whole life, and I will die there- You're a perfect candidate for a virgin woman who wants to get married and not have sex until then. You'll be a pain to a woman in her mid 20's who'se been around the block, cause you're gonna be pestering her 10 times a day for the first month or two. In general, they hate it when you beg. If you haven't been saving it for someone special, go to Nevada, find a pro who you find attractive, and get it over with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #16 September 5, 2002 Hmmm...for me there are a few things I look for in a guy. 1. He has to be attractive and not a total slob(weekends at the dz dont count-you're expected to look grungy there lol). 2. He has to be able to catch and keep my attention.i e good sense of humor, interesting etc 3. I like a guy to be spirited.The type that you can tell loves to have a good time and loves life. 4.I dont know about any other girls, but I like a guy who is confident in himself and just a tad bit aggressive. A "take charge and strive for what you want" kinda guy. 5.HONESTY!!!!! 6. manners,compliments,good morals and converastion are inportant. 7. shared interests (esp. skydiving)is a plus oh well... I doubt I'll ever find a guy with all of these..but so much for hoping.Anyway, theres my answer. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #17 September 5, 2002 Guys that put out on the first date usually score with women... oh wait... thats about 95% of guys That and guys that walk around all tattooed up with pics of activites/places/groups that they've never done seem to do well too. IE, Navy Seal tattoo, Hell's Angel's, snakes, skulls... all seem to woo the ladies.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
klingeme 0 #18 September 5, 2002 >>Post: A large penis and a sense of humor have not gotten me very far. Mark Klingelhoefer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #19 September 5, 2002 A great sense of humor. Intelligence. Hair. Doesn't have to be alot, doesn't have to be all one color, but I just don't get the shaved head thing at all. The ability to carry on a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex, cars, hunting or sports other than skydiving. A thick wallet, nice ass and large package don't hurt either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 September 5, 2002 Quote... all seem to woo the ladies. And women love guys who refer to them as "ladies." I'm telling you, swagger up to a table fulla chicks at a bar and say, "Well hello, ladies!" They'll get into a cat fight over you. Swear.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #21 September 5, 2002 QuotePost: A large penis and a sense of humor have not gotten me very far. have I told you all about my penis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 September 5, 2002 QuoteHair. Lots and lots of back hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 September 5, 2002 QuoteHe has to be attractive and not a total slobI find this to be true. Women find unruly eyebrows unattractive. If my eyebrows are not tidy, I just comb them back with the tip of my tongue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #24 September 5, 2002 QuoteI just don't get the shaved head thing at all. Welcome to the Xander Zone! Woo woo! I like guys who think it's funny to be referred to as "Pookie." That about sums it up.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #25 September 5, 2002 Smart, witty, honest, nice smile, digs me too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
